-This annoying Poseidon, he played one,

He hates Annabeth kissing his son;

With a mumble and a grumble

And some unkind glares,

He realized the two really didn't care.

-That smooth Apollo, he played two,

His "little sis" hit his head with a shoe;

From a bow and an arrow

To a 'healthy sun'

Well…we can guess who won.

-Smarty-pants Athena, she played three,

She seriously loathes that god of the sea;

With a well hatched plot

And a sneaky plan

She'll have him running back to the sand.

-Cruel, mean Ares, he played four,

He killed millions in a stupid war;

With a cackle and a smirk

And those fiery eyes

Man, I really wish he could die.

-Poor Aphrodite, she played five

She's hiding in her room because she has hives;

With a shriek and a wail

And a brown paper bag,

She doesn't look too much of a hag!

-That gloom Hades, he played six,

Lonely souls drift across Styx;

With a groan and a moan

(Throw Cerberus a bone),

That Underworld is a creepy home…

-Womanizer Zeus, he played seven,

He shot lightning down from heaven;

With a ZING! and a ZAP!

And a BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Some mortals tonight will face their doom.

-This jealous Hera, she played eight,

She yelled at Zeus because he was late;

She accused and she cursed

And she threw a little fit,

And so poor Zeus, he lost his wit.

-Infuriated Dionysus, he played nine,

He drinks Diet Coke instead of his wine;

So he snaps and he drawls

At all the little campers,

And they're so scared that away they scamper!

-All the Olympians, they played ten,

They returned to Olympus once again;

With some flashes and some pops

And a shout of "goodbye!",

The children were so relieved that they actually…cried?

Sorry guys, it wasn't my best…

The real lyrics:

-This old man, he played one,

He played knick-knack on my thumb;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,

He played knick-knack on my shoe;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played three,

He played knick-knack on my knee;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played four,

He played knick-knack on my door;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

-This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played five,

He played knick-knack on my hive;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played six,

He played knick-knack on my sticks;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played seven,

He played knick-knack up in Heaven;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played eight,

He played knick-knack on my gate;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played nine,

He played knick-knack on my spine;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

-This old man, he played ten,

He played knick-knack once again;

Knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.