-This annoying Poseidon, he played one,
He hates Annabeth kissing his son;
With a mumble and a grumble
And some unkind glares,
He realized the two really didn't care.
-That smooth Apollo, he played two,
His "little sis" hit his head with a shoe;
From a bow and an arrow
To a 'healthy sun'
Well…we can guess who won.
-Smarty-pants Athena, she played three,
She seriously loathes that god of the sea;
With a well hatched plot
And a sneaky plan
She'll have him running back to the sand.
-Cruel, mean Ares, he played four,
He killed millions in a stupid war;
With a cackle and a smirk
And those fiery eyes
Man, I really wish he could die.
-Poor Aphrodite, she played five
She's hiding in her room because she has hives;
With a shriek and a wail
And a brown paper bag,
She doesn't look too much of a hag!
-That gloom Hades, he played six,
Lonely souls drift across Styx;
With a groan and a moan
(Throw Cerberus a bone),
That Underworld is a creepy home…
-Womanizer Zeus, he played seven,
He shot lightning down from heaven;
With a ZING! and a ZAP!
And a BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Some mortals tonight will face their doom.
-This jealous Hera, she played eight,
She yelled at Zeus because he was late;
She accused and she cursed
And she threw a little fit,
And so poor Zeus, he lost his wit.
-Infuriated Dionysus, he played nine,
He drinks Diet Coke instead of his wine;
So he snaps and he drawls
At all the little campers,
And they're so scared that away they scamper!
-All the Olympians, they played ten,
They returned to Olympus once again;
With some flashes and some pops
And a shout of "goodbye!",
The children were so relieved that they actually…cried?
Sorry guys, it wasn't my best…
The real lyrics:
-This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my door;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
-This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack on my hive;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played six,
He played knick-knack on my sticks;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played seven,
He played knick-knack up in Heaven;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack on my gate;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack on my spine;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
-This old man, he played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
