3) Role Call

Detective DeeDee annoys the hell out of you. As does Vicky Barrington, the actress who plays her.

But it takes a couple of drinks late at night in your loft until you can admit to yourself why exactly that is.

Sure – Vicky's show is a jiggle show, another demeaning portrayal of women cops. But that's not it. Not really, anyway.

You hate that the jiggle makes you feel things you'd rather not feel. Things that make you want to act even more heterosexually aggressive than you already do.

You're afraid that if you don't, someone will eventually notice the way you look at Mary Beth sometimes.