One V e n t i n g Latte
Disclaimer:Don't own Naruto fo sho.
Brand new day. Fer real. At first I thought everything that happened yesterday was a dream…but yeah, was I hallucinating or what!? I'm totally not that lucky anyways man. I never was lucky either….Feh. Old news.
Heaven ta' Hippo's! I LOVE this song. "Na na na na na naaa, Sheets of Egyptian cotton…" Psh. For your in-for-mation this is my favorite song of today.
Ring Ring I start to sing. Damn I'm almost a good as Dr. Seuss. For reals and pig squeals. Haha no. Ino's not here, don't worrrry. She said that if I get fired then I can live with her, but I have to ditch the cat, cuz she's allergic and stuff. How generous of herrr. I still need to go dress shopping! Maid of honor. Me. I know I'm pretty much still amazed! I have no idea how to help, so I gotta read all the mags and books and watch all that stuff. I totally can't let her down. I mean you only get married once man….okay well knowing Ino maybe not…ahaha but don't tell her that cuz she might not be too happy ya know?
So anyways me and ma bad self picked up the phone that's been a ringin' for the past 30 seconds.
"Heeee-lo spaghetti-o.." Yup I was in a down right dandy mood. I have no idea why.
"Yo! Fore-mizzle. Guess what just happened to moi?" Ino yelled into the phone. She's probably holding it to her mouth cuz she's using her hands er something like that.
"Quack….?"
"Wells for your information….my dads letting me go on that weekend spa thing!"
"No?! That's soooo cool! I'm jeal-ee-oso. When do you leave?"
"Well my fabuloso best frann, WE leave this weekend!"
Wait a minute, back up, rewind, and then FREEZE. "WE?"
"Oui senorita."
Now was the time to insert the screaming, yelling, and jumping up and down with ma cat. Imma going on a mini vacation beeeeeeeoth! So after like 20 minutes we finally hung up, cuz I mean I still haven't gotten ready for work….but we were totally gonna hang at work….hehehe I mean during our break…unless she and Shikamaru were gonna do something….Let me tell you, he is not lazy like that anymore beeotch. If ya get what I mean.
Today seemed like a good ass day. Okay fine, I lied. I'm totally dreading going to work, I so don't wanna talk to Sasuke…feer once. AND I'm having a hard ass time trying to get these pants on. I totally need to lay off those muffins…no joke. Holy shit. This is a crisis. I repeat c-r-i-s-i-s. Yeah I need to be that perfect-o size two when I rock down Ino's lovely aisle fo sho hoes. So now that I can barely breathe in these pants, I jog down the stairs, grab me and ma bad self a power bar, and lock the place up. And yeah, I already fed the ungrateful cat so step off.
So after getting harassed by the cabbie driver and leaving him with a imprint of my purse on his face, I enter the gates of hell…aka work.
So game plan for today, pray that like only five people call, chat with Ino about our vacation, and most importantly stay clear of Sasuke. Who knows he could still be upset about getting coffee spilt on him…Never know. So go to my…cubicle…Gah I hate that place, I miss my office. And the worst thing is, its still empty. Yup, no ones filled my spot yet, so here I sit looking into my ex-office wishing it was mine. It's a sad life. Oh well.
Uh-Oh. I see Ino coming. And when I say uh-oh I mean uh-oh. That girlie does not look like shes having a good day.
She huffs over to the chair opposite of me and plops herself down.
I immediately hand her the cookie jar located discreetly under my table. She gave me a withering look before gobbling the cookie whole. Whatever.
"Sakura! I am SO depressed!" She puts her head into her hands.
"I can see that….have another cookie."
She grabs on quickly, "We'll talk about any of your other stashes later….Shikamaru says that I'm going overboard on wedding plans and all he wants is a small wedding!"
I gasped. "No!?"
"Yessssss."
"Oh my god. Ino listen and listen good okay. This is your wedding as much as it is his alrighty. So you'll plan the whole thing and all he needs to do is show up mkay."
She sighed. Like one of those long sighs that just scream im gonna be so pissed soon, "Sak! I've flipping tried that. I've never seen him so adamant about anything. Maybe this marriage is a mistake. Maybe…" Cut off by the phone.
I mouthed her a one sec. She rolled her eyes, we can deal with that issue later.
"Hello F.I.S Enterprises. Sakura speaking how my I help you." What am I a damn operator.
"Ms. Haruno, It would be most beneficial to the company if you were focused on your work rather then playing therapist. Unless of course, you would rather want to find work in therapy?"
Oh dear lord. Not this again. How dare he say I was playing therapist. And psh. Threatening to fire me. Beeotch. I'm like Gillette. The best a man can have. So this fool is down right lucky I'm still here, tolerating his bull.
"Of course Uchiha-sama." Ino shot me a worried glance before immediately getting up from her seat. I'll get right back to work…" I hung up the damn phone.
"Big brother strikes again! Ino can you believe…..
"I thought I suggested you going back to work."
Our eyes immediately popped outta our heads. No joke. I flipped the phone the other way and slammed it on the receiver.
"Ino I believe we should get back to work…"
"Y-Yeah…"
Fast forward 4 hours.
Break time! I flipping run out of that building and make my way to the Café. Paradise calls.
So I go to my spot. With my drink and a scone in hand. Life was good. No all I needed here was Ino and it would be great. So halfway done with ma delish scone. I look up to see Sasuke. He smirks, god does he get hotter every day.
So as that fine specimen of a man sat down I just stuck up ma nose….'cuz I had a problem with his baggy clothes… ahah.
Okay I didn't cuz one thing about Sasuke was his freakin amazing sense of fashion. It just came to him or something. I don't know anymore.
He gave out that low gravely chuckle-ish thing. Which was so not a turn on….LIE.
Pissed I said, "So how come you're alll nice to me here and not at work."
He took a slow sip of his coffee. I wish I were that cup…. "Because at work we have to be professional."
"Well I get that, but that doesn't mean you should video stalk me all the time. I mean c'mon."
A look of disbelief crept across his fine face, "I do no such thing."
"Uhm yea you do bud, I know I'm hot an all and you probably can't stop looking at , but you should try to not use that device anymore." I smirked while flippin my beautiful hair back. Yes. This is me. Sakura Haruno attempting to flirt with Sasuke Uchiha, my boss.
A slight tinge of pink dusted his cheeks. OMG! I made him BLUSH. He quickly put his head down for two seconds then looked right back up as if nothing happened. What ever. This is MAJOR. And I mean that in the biggest kind of way.
"You're right." He kind of smiled.
"I know. I mean that whole video thing-"
"No I mean you're right about you being hot and that I can't stop looking at you." He grinned.
Thump Thump Thump Thump…That was my irregular heart beat. Because did I hear correctly. No I believe I did not. I nearly died and went to heaven right then and there. I felt my face burning up. Oh dear lord.
"…." I opened my mouth to say something that I thought would be flirty back, but then freaking Naruto comes and practically sits on me. Where is the justice!?
Sasuke gave Naruto glare. And boy if looks could kill I would say this little piggy would be six feet under.
I was so pissed at Naruto. Sasuke and I were totally having a moment here. This said moment would've totally changed our lives. No joke. I'm gonna strangle Naruto. Just not in front of Sasuke cuz you know I don't want him to think I'm a …psycho or something. Pfft. Me a psycho? I know right. Who would think that.
OMG. Its been like a minute and Naruto's still like sitting on me. Trying to save face for Sasuke, I pushed Naruto off of me and rolled my eyes.
"Naruto don't you have something like an I don't know…fiancée?" I shouted at him. I mean if he was my fiancée I would personally beat him into next year for being like that with another chick.
His eyes lit up at the word fiancée. "Yeah. Speaking of her, I totally need to come up with a plan to win Hiashi over. I mean the man hates me."
Sasuke smirked. "Good luck with that Dobe. That man hates you more than anything."
Naruto rolled his eyes, "Who needs your help." He put his arm around me, "When I have Sakura-chan here."
I swear I saw Sasuke'e eyes narrow immediately at the contact. Squeal! I pushed Naruto's arm off of me. "You. Hands to yourself. And who said I'd help you?"
"Ahw! C'mon Sak. Just think about it. The sooner I marry Hinata the sooner I wont ever touch you again."
"Promise?"
"Yeah man."
I smiled. Victory. I mean I doubt Hiashi could really truly hate Naruto like that.
:"Alrighty well we can go over some ideas later mkay?"
"Wicked cool." Naruto started jumbling in his pocket for his ringing cell. "Y'llo…Oh sweet."
He hung up the phone instantaneously. "Yo guys, check you later I've got me some business to take care of.
"Will you be back for work?"
"Uhm about that," He grinned sheepishly.
"Fine. Then no pay." Sasuke said stoically before turning back to face me.
"Teme. If I wasn't In such a rush I would rearrange that pretty face of yours."
Sasuke just laughed. You know that causal confident laugh. The one that exuded nothing but sexiness. Well he was Sasuke. The epitome of sexy, so everything about him is sexy.
"Dobe, your flys undone. Goodbye."
Naruto quickly fixed his pants and ran outta the Café. We both laughed at his departure. He was always such a funny boy.
Sasuke checked his watch. "Hey we should head back to work."
I looked at him pleadingly. I did not wanna go back there. I stuck out my bottom lip, "Pwease Sasuke-kun. We were having so much fun."
He flashed me a million dollar smile, boy I wish I had a million dollars… "No can do Sakura."
"But your so much funner when were not "professional."
"Funner?" He raised an eyebrow.
Psh. I stuck out my tongue at him, "Your more fun outside the office Sasuke-kun."
Smirking he said, "You're the same in there and out here."
Now it was my turn to raise an eyebrow, though I doubt I was at sexy when I did it, "Good thing or a bad thing?"
"Good thing most definitely. Now c'mon we need to head back."
Sighing I got off my lazy butt. "Fine."
As we entered the building he smirked, "Hey your taking over Naruto's job today."
"What!?" What was this hot fool talking about.
"Well Im sure there wont be any calls today and I always need an assistant. Don't worry it'll be easy."
Still dazed at the prospect of me. Sakura Haruno spending the rest of the day in this hot hot hot mans office. God. I love Naruto.
Today was going to be fun.
With the both of us smiling we made our way into the elevator. As the doors were closing I saw Ino, with a incredulous look, she did that finger fake phone thing and mouthed call me. I just smiled wider and nodded as the doors finally closed. This was one of the best days of my life. Well that was until what I saw in Sasuke's office….
END! PLEASE forgive me for not updating in over forever! There's been SO much going on like you wouldn't believe. Thanks for all the support. :]
I totally need a Beta gah.
