Scene (at the restaurant; it's one of those candle light dinners):

Calvin's mom: Ah, this is so peaceful. Reminds me of the days before Calvin was born.

Calvin's dad: Yeah. I know what you mean. Those were the days. We were going out the movies, eating at decent restaurants…well not as fancy as La Dolce Vita but the food was good nonetheless. We were staying out late past midnight. Not a care in the world.

Calvin's mom: Oh those college days, when we were just hanging out in each others' dorms. All the more reason I tremble at the though of going home tonight at 9:30.

Calvin's dad: Well…that does not have to be. I've got a little surprise…I've booked reservations over at the Grand Hotel.

Calvin's mom: What about Calvin?

Calvin's dad: Honey, it's Friday. Calvin does not have school tomorrow. Besides he's in good hands.

(cut scene; house)

phone rings; Calvin picks up slowly

Calvin: Hello?

Calvin's mom: Hello Calvin how's everything?

Calvin: Call the police!!! Rosalyn is a Nazi! It's like a concentration camp in here. Plus she brought her boyfriend and he's threatening to dunk my head in the toilet!!

Calvin's mom: Stop all those fibs and get Rosalyn on the phone. Otherwise you'll be grounded for a year.

Rosalyn picks up the phone.

Rosalyn: Hello, Mrs. ----.

Calvin's mom: Hello Rosalyn. Has Calvin been behaving.

Rosalyn: A bit rowdy at first, but now I've got him under control.

Calvin's mother: I'll pay and extra $30 if you stay overnight at our place. Mr. ---- and I have decided to spend the night over at the Grand Hotel.

Rosalyn: Sure, I could use the extra cash.

Calvin: (listening to the entire conversation): NOOOOO!!!!!! MOM DON'T!!! SHE'LL KILL ME!!!!!

Calvin's Mom: Calvin, shut up!! We're your parents and we can do whatever we want!! If we want to leave you with dem Führer we can. Rosalyn is one of the sweetest people you'll ever be. You should be grateful that she takes care of you when we're not around. I don't want to hear another word referring to Nazism, otherwise I'll send you to live with Susan Derkins!!

Calvin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin's Mom: Goodbye! (hang up phone)