ROAG: And now, its time for the RANDOM HP TALK SHOW OF RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With your host LLLLOOORRRRDDD VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Applause Enter Voldemort, sporting a hideous suit that smells like mothballs, bow tie and nerd glasses)

Nerd Voldemort: HALLOOO FOLKS, and welcometo the show. Now, lets begin with a musical guest appearence by HARRY POTTER, RON WEASLEY, AND HERMIONE GRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Applause Enter Trio, wearing black pants, white t-shirts, and shiny (ooooh shiny...) leather jackets. Harry is lead vocal, Hermione is guitar, and Ron is drums)

Trio (sounding suspiciously like kelly clarkson):

Grew up in a small town

And when the rain would fall down

I just stared out my window

Dreaming of a could-be

And if I'd end up happy

I would pray (I would pray)

Trying not to reach out

But when I'd try to speak out

Felt like no one could hear me

Wanted to belong here

But something felt so wrong here

So I pray (I would pray)

I could breakaway

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly

I'll do what it takes til' I touch the sky

I'll make a wish

Take a chance

Make a change

And breakaway

Audience: throws rotten fruit BOOO!!!

Harry/Ron/Hermione:

Out of the darkness and into the sun

But I won't forget all the ones that I loved

I'll take a risk

Take a chance

Make a change

And breakaway

Wanna feel the warm breeze

Sleep under a palm tree

Feel the rush of the ocean

Get abo...

(Loud electronic feedback is heard offstage. Harry attempts to continue, but now sounds off pitch and off key. FloatingBubbles enters in the back of the audience w/ curly hair, jeans a t-shirt, and a short sparkly purple cloak. She is carrying a picnic basket full of coconuts. She sings, cutting Harry off. She skips up aisle and throws little fake coconuts as she sings/screams, sort of off key.)

FloatingBubbles:

I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!

Audience:

do do do do!

FloatingBubbles:

THERE THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN A ROW!

Audience:

dum dum dum

FloatingBubbles:

BIG ONES! SMALL ONES! SOME THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD!

GIVE THEM A TWIST, A FLICK OF THE WRIST,

THATS WHAT THE SHOWMAN SAID!

All:

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FloatingBubbles:

I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!

Audience (spoken):

They're lovely!!

FloatingBubbles:

THERE THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN A ROW!

Audience:

2, 3, 4…

FloatingBubbles:

BIG ONES! SMALL ONES! SOME THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD!

Audience (spoken):

And Bigger!!!

All:

OH...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(floatingbubbles reaches stage)

All (spoken):

THEY'RE LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: cheers as loud as they possibly can YAYAYAYAYYAY!!!!!!!! WAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEDEEDOODAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry/Ron/Hermione: run offstage, crying

Voldemort: FloatingBubbles! You're early!

FloatingBubbles: YOU BETCHA! I was just having a little fun...

Voldemort: Oh, dont apologize, you pretty much saved the show!

FloatingBubbles: But, I wasn't going to apol...

Voldemort: Well, since FloatingBubbles is early, we have time for a quick interview before we start with her original activity, but WE NEED A NICE LONG COMMERCIAL BREAK THAT LASTS FOR ALL ETERNITY FIRST!!!!!!!!! Be right back.

(Again with the cereal commercial. OH that JINGLE...SOO ANNOYING...IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Voldemort: Never fear, XdefyXgravityX!!! I shall rescue you all from the annoying cereal jingle!! BACK TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!! We'll have a quick interview with FloatingBubbles, and then on to our schedualed activity!! So, FloatingBubbles, you're a regular reviewer on this site, right?

FloatingBubbles: Yuperdoodledandy!!!!!!!!!

XdefyXgravityX: STOP STEALING MY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voldemort: O...K...So, what stories have you written?

FloatingBubbles: Well, there's HOW TO FALL IN LOVE THE NOT-SO-EASY WAY, and HpPotOfDoom, but they were both on another fanfic site before it went haywire.

Voldemort: Which is your favorite?

FloatingBubbles: Not really sure. I like them both, and I'm working on another one.

Voldemort: Whats it called?

FloatingBubbles: I forget.

Voldemort: You got a boyfriend?

FloatingBubbles: No.

Voldemort: Wanna have dinner next week?

FloatingBubbles: OKAY, I THINK ITS REALLY TIME TO MOVE ON NOW!!!!

Voldemort: sigh Oh, okay. So, you were going to show us a recipe right?

FloatingBubbles: Yuperdoodledandy!!

XdefyXgravityX: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FloatingBubbles: So, first, you add 1/4 cup of Sugar, 1/2 cup of butterbeer, 2 ice mice, 4 fizzing whizbees, 1/8 cup of Bertie Botts Beans, and 1/8 cup of water. Mix it all together, add a little of any potion of your choice mixed with the same amount of cherry or chocolate syrup, and presto! Give it a try!

Voldemort and Audience: MMMMM!!!!! YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!!

Voldemort: MY TURN!!! Ok, so 1/4 cup of sugar, 1/2 cup of Firewhiskey, 7 ice mice, 1/8 cup of Bertie Botts Beans mixed with fizzing whizbees, 1/8 cup of butterbeer, 1 cup potion, 3/4 cup of cherry and chocolate syrup, 2/5 cup mustard, and 5 sardines. Ok, here we go! BLECH!!!!!!!!!!

(Voldemort starts barfing in a way so he resembles a sprinkler, he is also shivering and squeaking, and twitching spasmodically. He is lifted off his feet, still doing all of the above, and starts flying and circling over the audience, laughing hysterically in between barfing, retching, and squeaking.)

FloatingBubbles: looks disgusted

Audience: IS disgusted

FloatingBubbles: So, um, what does he say at the end, again?

Charlie, the Backstage Manager: Buh buh byes!

FloatingBubbles: Oh, yeah, thanks. BUH BUH BYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A/N:

Hey guys, thanks to my reviewers, and another BIG thank you to the lovely FloatingBubbles for taking a role in this chappie! I NEED MORE REVIEWS BEFORE I ADD ANYMORE! I'm also still open to ideas, if anybody has any. PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

As always

XdefyXgravityX