Sorry for not uploading in a while. High school has lots of homework. Especially the one I go to… Also, my cables broke, so I couldn't use my iPad to write, so that is another holdback. Fortunately, just got a new one, so that's a relief.

Nevertheless, I got my first review, and I'd like to say thank you to The Critic of Fanfiction for this. It truly is great.

I can tell that many OC stories don't get much attention, so I'm extremely grateful for the people that have actually decided to take some time to at least check this, so thank you to those people, and yes, the ones in China, Philippines, Brazil and even Sweden. Thank you all!

The date of this takes place the day after the new neighbours arrived, July 30th.

Enough of this intro. Onward with the words to the head!


We start the day with Eddy's house from the back in sight. We zoom in to find him asleep in his usual boxers and singlet sleepwear. The snoring evidently represents he doesn't want to be disturbed as he is sleeping calmly. Until a new ginger-haired girl comes sneaking to his doorstep in the backyard. Showing where he lived really payed off for her, huh? As we speak, Ellie is wearing a pink short-sleeved pyjama shirt with a red skull with the imprint 'nightmare generator' and, for some strange reason, dark green tracksuit pants. Though she was barefoot, it was the end of July, so…

Anyway, Ellie quietly opened the back door with a grinning look on her face that one could tell she was trying to hold in a whole bunch of giggles from getting out. She was quite evidently planning something. She then tip-toed to Eddy's bed and was standing over him. She had to cover her mouth almost instantly from remembering full on what she was doing to prevent Eddy from awakening. He seemed the same so she was fine. She then jumped up into the air and armed her elbow to land. She then crashed into Eddy, clearly going to awake him.

"Morning sleepy Ed!" She said to him, bursting into laughter. The next part, she didn't expect.

"GET OFF"!


"Ed, may I ask why you may be removing me and Alex from our beds at this hour? It's 0630 hours in case you haven't realised." Double D and Alex had been dragged out of their beds by Ed and they were now at the latter's house.

"Gravy for Ed!" Ed happily replied with his usual dopey smile. Alex chuckled, while Edd just groaned.

"Edward, you know more about gravy than any of us. Why drag us from our luxury comforts when you probably already know everything to the thickened meat drippings?" He asked again. Ed then stopped at the dining room table in his house and dropped his non-negotiated passengers. He placed Edd and Alex carefully into two chairs and then sat in his own. He held out a box of gravy mix.

"This is a new flavour guys! Try it!" Ed exclaimed with his smile still in tact. The other two just stared at the box, then each other, then the box, then each other. Alex then decided to speak.

"Okay Ed. We'll try it." She said, smiling. Ed far exceeded pleased when he heard this.

"OH GOODY, GOODY!" He said bouncing in his chair about 5 meters high, breaking the ceiling into his sister's room.

"ED!" And dear god, she was not pleased. "I'M TELLING MOM YOU BROKE THE CEILING AGAIN!"

"No time for that, Baby Sister!" Ed said, still smiling. "Gravy time for Double Dee and Pretty Girl!" Sarah was confused at first as to why he wasn't begging her to not tell their mother. Then she recalled hearing gravy in the sentence. She then glared at her older brother.

"Fine! Just don't bother me for another two hours!" She warned, looking down the hole, without Ed being there!

"Will do, Baby Sister!" Ed confirmed, opening her door and closing it again. Sarah just sighed and went back to sleep. Back downstairs, Edd and Alex just got handed their share of the gravy.

"This one is called 'Gran Mexicana'. Enjoy!" Ed concluded. He then ate all of his in one bite, including the bowl. He then spat the bowl back out into the sink like a cannon, though everything was still in one piece and nothing was dented.

"YUMMY!" Ed bellowed. Alex and Edd starred at their dishes. It was an orange colour with slight brown. It was an everyday thick gravy with a couple bubbles, signalling it was still warm. Alex then got her spoon and got some. She put the spoon in her mouth and swallowed it. She then got a red face, but a smile nonetheless.

"Spicy, but great!" She said with a thumbs up. Ed's smile just got, if possible, even bigger. Edd thenstarred at his dish and decided to try it. He then scooped some out and began drawing it towards his mouth. Four inches… Three inches… Two inches… One inch...

"GET OFF!" Edd then spilled his spoon over Alex in shock and accidentally fell into the gravy. They were then all shocked as they heard a slam into a wall or ceiling that was just as loud. Edd instantly knew where it was.

"Eddy, what have you done now?" He sighed.


The three were now walking toward the back of Eddy's house, full of concern. Ed was even sweating.

"Do you think Eddy and Ellie got captured by Aquivoles and sent them away to the planet Emphasia and got sentenced to death by fire-breathing piranhas of the Beige Sea?!" Ed asked with lots of worry. The other two looked at their lug of a friend with raised eyebrows.

"Eddy most likely got an alarm clock on him again, him not being a morning person of course. And what would make you think our new resident would have anything to do with this?" Edd asked Ed. The latter simply pointed to the inside of the house and what they saw was, though slightly expected, quite surprising.

Above a red-with-anger Eddy, who was panting heavily with anger, was a hole in the ceiling with Elise's body sticking out of it, dangling there.

"EDDY!" Edd marched in, furious. Eddy turned his head to the Sockhead with even greater anger. "What do you have to say for yourself for what you've caused?!" The view is now back at Ed and Alex, both looking with their own emotions: Alex worried, and Ed with his trademark dopey smile. Edd is then seen sent flying, right into the door. Eddy stormed up to Edd, grabbing his shirt and dragging him up.

"If someone wrestle slams me awake this early in the morning, what do you expect me to do?!" Eddy spat back at Double D. The latter looked back up at Elise in the ceiling.

"Is this true?" He asked. The body gave a simple thumb up, signalling she did. She then fell from the roof, onto Eddy's bed. She then stared at the other three.

"Hi guys!" She welcomed with a smile. Eddy then glared at her and walked up to her. She frowned, telling he wasn't pleased. "Something wrong?" She asked with actual concern.

"NEVER WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!" Eddy screamed into her face, making sure she got the message.

"Got it!" She did, also giving a thumbs up. Eddy groaned.

"Whatever. I'm showering." He then walked off to do exactly that. Though he didn't notice one thing.

Ellie was following him.


Eddy turned on the taps to the shower, letting himself relax in the heat of it. He was still wearing the same thing as earlier.

"That's better…" He said, smiling dreamily. He was having a great time relaxing, especially after the incident which happened ten minutes ago. He then started hearing something unusual: Whistling. He simply shrugged it off and kept relaxing. He then started to think. 'Nice whistle player Mom and Dad got. It sounds really real.' He then froze. 'Wait. They don't exist. And even if they did, my family couldn't afford it!' He then turned his head very slowly and found something extremely shocking.

"ELLIE?!" Ellie was in the shower with Eddy, only wearing a blue bra and purple panties. She was currently scrubbing her arms, until she heard Eddy. She turned her head and smiled.

"That's my name!" She replied with her hands on her hips.

"What are you doing with me in my shower?!" He questioned, quite mad by the looks of things.

"I came to try this out. Besides, this feels quite nice!" She replied with wide arms, referring to the water. "On top of that, we're friends! I don't see the problem." Eddy looked at her still bewildered. He then sighed, seeing as there wasn't a way out of this.

"Fine. Let's just finish up. I have an idea." Eddy then continued to finish showering, with Ellie following suite. 'I sound like Double Dee…' Eddy thought to himself.


Outside, everyone was up, even Sarah despite her warning to her brother. Sarah and Jimmy were filming another play film with Jonny and Plank co-staring as Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonder Wood. Kevin was doing bike tricks in the middle of the Cul-de-sac with Nazz, Rolf and Ezeke watching, while Ezeke was drinking a glass of water at the same time. Eddy was with Ed, Double D and Alex, making another contraption, like the ones the three Eds made for scams when they were outcasts. Ellie was watching the four making a weird looking catapult. Even Eddy was working. He did start helping construction after 'the incident' to show his changes and to experiment as well.

"What are you guys making?" She asked with her head tilted to the side, clearly interested.

"Ellie, say hello to the 'Ed-a-pult horizon breaker'!" Eddy introduced, clearly glad of his work. The catapult seemed to be an old armchair with a log bellow it and a giant rock on the other end. The rest seemed to be household items, yet they stayed sturdy and looked like the actual base of a catapult.

"The title says it all!" Alex added. "This can go quite the distance of launch if done correctly." Though Alex despised the idea of scamming, this was a free ride for everybody, despite Eddy's disappointment, so she was glad to help. Meanwhile, the others started walking over, with Jonny in his regular attire and Kevin on his bike.

"Alright, Dorky. How much?" Kevin challenged with a smirk, clearly wanting a try of this weird contraption.

"Despite my arguments against it; no cost Shovel Chin! The 'Ed-a-pult horizon breaker' is a freebie!" Eddy replied with a smile on his face, which was weird since this was a giveaway. At the word 'freebie', everyone smiled, wanting a go.

"The what?" Everyone turned around to see Daniel walking over with a confused look on his face. "What's this?"

"Wanna try it and find out Danny?" Ellie asked her brother. The latter had to choose carefully here. It did look awesome and he was desperate for that. But his sister had pranked him and others many times before. He was thinking hard about it. He then decided to risk it.

"Okay. Why not?" He said with a smile on his face. He then walked toward the chair, which was near the ground. He was comfortably in the chair and was good to go. "Ready!" Ed then ran up to the top where the boulder was. He then grabbed it, jumped down and stepped back very slowly. He then raised it above his head.

"Let there be flight!" He announced. He then brung the boulder down with his superhuman strength so hard, the catapult almost looked like it would go flying everywhere.

"Ed, halt." Eddy ordered. Ed then walked up to the bottom where it was all spinning. He then grabbed the boulder like it was nothing. Daniel was then seen flying even faster than Eddy's Jawbreaker-Desperate pace tenfold.

"I believe I can FLY!" He bellowed in happiness. He was truly enjoying himself. He then decided to try something. He held his hands out like wings and started turning back toward everyone.

"Here he comes!" Ed said with a smile. Even Eddy, however, knew this wasn't good.

"RUN!" Eddy cried. Everyone did exactly that.

Just as everyone had moved out of the way, Daniel came crashing into the asphalt, then the dirt, then clay and stone. He had eventually gone 30 metres below the ground. Everyone came around in concern to check if he was alright. The boy simply popped his head up and looked around. He was really dusty and had a few bugs and even a seagull on him from the flight.

"Again, please!" Daniel said with a smile. Everyone laughed at this. Though it didn't work out the way it was expected, it still was pretty good. It was then that they heard something that disgusted them all.

A familiar trio of evil cackles.

"Hiya Boys!" Everyone turned their heads and saw the three girls. Everyone except Elise and Daniel looked and were either scared of, or glaring at them.

"Kankers…" Eddy spat with venom in his voice, being one of the glaring people. The two new siblings looked in confusion.

"Who are they?" Elise asked. This got the attention of everyone. Especially the Kankers. The curly haired redhead with her hair covering her eyes walked over to Elise and looked at her solidly, though nobody else could tell.

"I'm Lee, the blonde beaver's May and the bluenette is Marie. We're the Kanker sisters." Lee introduced. "The Eds are our boyfriends, so don't try anything!" She said with a glare that even Ellie could tell she was threatening her.

"WE ARE NOT YOUR BOYFRIENDS!" Eddy shouted at them. Lee just 'giggled' and turned to the midget Ed.

"Come on little man." She said seducively. "You know you can't resist."

"Stop it!" Everybody turned to Elise, who had had quite enough. Lee turned back to her.

"Listen here, soulless midget; Eddy is mine. You have no chance to be in any way near him whatsoever. You hear me?!" Lee glared at her again. Ellie just stared at the hand in front of her that was pointing at her chest. After about three seconds, she did something that surprised everyone, including Lee. Something no one would even dare to do.

She grabbed Lee's wrist with a tight grip while glaring at her.

Lee wasn't too pleased by this, however.

"Let go of my arm before I use force! I have brute strength!" She ordered in anger. Ellie just smirked.

"And I'M not afraid to use it!" She countered. She then jumped up and slammed Lee into the ground about a third as deep as Daniel did earlier. She then looked at the other two sisters. Lee then brung her right arm from the hole.

"Get her, girls!" She commanded. May was quite unsure about this after what she just saw.

"I'm not sure…" She said unusually quietly. "She looks really strong." Marie just looked at her with an 'are you kidding me?' look with a raised eyebrow.

"Really, May?!" She said, disappointed. "Do I have to do everything around here?" She then ran up to Ellie and got ready to throw a punch. She then threw said punch.

But Ellie caught it.

Ellie then threw a punch, but Marie caught it. They then head butted each other and started throwing and defending punches. None of the two could hit the other no matter what they did. After about two minutes after what seemed like a Family Guy 'Chicken Fight', they were panting like crazy and trying to catch their breaths.

"Not bad, Ginger." Marie lightly praised.

"Thanks." Ellie accepted.

"You know, you aren't that bad a girl, despite what my loudmouth sister said."

"Yeah. She looks like she needs a professional therapist just to not lose it at a breakfast!" The two laughed at Ellie's joke. Marie then stuck her hand out.

"Marie." She introduced with a smile.

"Call me Ellie!" The latter then accepted and shook the hand. After the handshake, they walked back to the group.

"Where have you been?!" Lee stormed up to Marie. All the blue-haired Kanker did was smirk.

"Making an ACTUAL friend." She shot back.

Lee was dumbfounded. How could her annoying sister become friends with this bratty little girl who just moved here, thinking she could steal away her boyfriend. Who is she to do this?!

"Why her of all people?!" Lee asked with venom in her own voice.

"She's actually pretty cool if you give her a chance!"

Lee turned around to see the owner of the voice. And she couldn't believe who it was.

"So why don't you just get out of here already?!" Eddy continued and concluded. Lee looked sceptically at Eddy for a few seconds and started to walk off.

"Come on girls," she called after them. "We'll play with our Eds another day." The other two Kankers then walked after their older sister. Not another word was said for ten seconds.

"Friend with a Kanker I see…" Eddy said to Ellie, breaking the silence. Ellie then turned back to her friend.

"Marie's actually pretty cool. May looks a little shy, but I really hate Lee." She stated simply.

"From what I have seen, May isn't ever really that scared, nor shy." Double D added. "It's most likely because you pushed Lee about 42 feet into the Earth. Nobody has ever been brave enough to do that before. Not even her own sisters." This actually made Ellie feel brave and special, doing something along those lines.

"Yeah! I still can't believe you smashed that hot-headed Kanker into the ground! That was the awesomest thing I've ever seen!" Eddy praised. This made Ellie lightly blush.

"Thanks Eddy…" She said with a smile.

"You have done us well, faraway mortal!" Ed cheered, squeezing Ellie again. She smiled again.

"Now what?" Ezeke asked. Everyone didn't think this far. After about five seconds, Kevin came up with a simple idea.

"Jawbreakers, anyone?" He asked with a smirk. Eddy was instantly running toward the house, dragging Ed, Double D, Alex and Ellie behind him. Yet again, 'Dorky' was desperate, proving so by destroying the door running through it, something only Ed could do.

"Square-noggin Ed boy has yet again has charged towards the sound and scent of the giant round sweets." Rolf concluded.

"Just how big are these Jawbreakers again?" Daniel asked.

"About half Eddy's height." Jimmy answered. This shocked Daniel. How could they fit in ones mouth?! They didn't have these back home, now did they? He decided to forget the logic in this show (or what logic there was anyway?!) and give it a try.

"Wonder what they're like…" He muttered to himself, walking toward Kevin's house. Everyone else then followed suite.


One more thing: Most of my family is getting really sick (ill if you will), so that is also holding back some of this. I also have many other things I do other than this, so I can't always do this. Like I said last chapter in the start though, I do this whenever I can.

To top things off, there is no set plot. It is just multiple random Edventures, like the traditional show. Though there are some things that are set at a specific time, so keep that in mind.

And remember what I said earlier: I suck at story writing. I'm still surprised I've come THIS far.

Come again!