CHAPTER 3: Shit's Bout To Get Real (No song for this one, it's too much plot)

"Then how about you sleep in here, and I'll sleep with Lincoln?" Lori suggests

An argument, turn fight cloud ensues over who gets to sleep with their brother

"Alright, everyone be quiet, how about I sleep with Linky" Leni suggests

"That's fair" everyone agrees

"Cool, g'night everybody"

"Night Leni"

Slightly Later…

"Hi Linky!"

"Umm, hi? What's up Leni?"

"Luna doesn't want to sleep in the same room as Luan, so I'll be staying with you until all this blows over"

"All what?"

"Lynn, Lori, Luna, Lucy and Luan being in love with you"

"WHAT?!"

"I said Lynn, Lori, Luna, Lucy and Luan are totes in love with you!"

"I know what you said Leni, b-but how and why?"

"Lincoln, I'm sorta slow, so I'm like the totes worst person to ask"

"I guess I'll ask Lana and Lola then. But tomorrow, you need your beauty sleep Leni."

"Aww, you're so sweet Linky"

"Thanks" Lincoln says before passing out

THE NEXT MORNING (No, this wasn't a Lincoln x Leni chapter, sorry to all the people who suggested it)

Lincoln is being really cautious not to get noticed by his other siblings as he sneaks to Lana and Lola's room

"Hi Lincoln, whazzup?"

"I was going to ask you the same thing"

"Leni told you about Luan, Lynn, Lucy and Lori, didn't she?"

"Possibly"

"We all specifically asked her not to!"

"Guys, she's Leni"

"Oh right"

"Anyways, can you explain to me what happened"

"It's pretty funny actually…"

Slightly Later

"So… I'm in a house with five people in love with me, and one could be willing to kill the other ones?"

"Guess so"

"Dammit, oh sorry, you guys are too young for me to curse"

"You should've heard some of the things Lynn and Luna said at the meeting"

"Don't repeat those!" the three siblings hear Lynn yell

"So, um… I guess I'll go then?"

"You could stay if you wanted to, I mean we'd keep you safe if you did, right Lana"

"Of course, you're our brother! We'll always protect ya, even from our sisters"

"Oh my god, I can't thank you two enough, I can deal with Lynn, Lucy and Luna, but Lori and Luan?"

"Why Lori?"

"She can be kind of hard to deal with sometimes"

"Lynn less angry than Lori?"

"Lynn and I are already in a relationship, so I know how not to upset her. Lori on the other hand… we've never been close"

"Fair enough"

"I just thought of something, how are you two taking this so well?"

"We've been a couple for a while, so this isn't too new to us"

"Alright, but I need to leave now, I want to go forgive Luna. Where is she by the way?"

"She should be in Lori and Leni's room"

"Thanks!"

Even Later (Around 10:30am)

KNOCK KNOCK

"Who is it?" Luna sings

"Lincoln."

Luna winces at this, "Come on in bro"

"Luna I-I want to forgive you for what happened yesterday" Lincoln says, as he doesn't notice Luna's purple eyes dilate

"I don't really deserve that, I've been a very bad girl, I think you need to punish me"

"Luna Loud, you cannot do this again"

"I'll make sure she doesn't try anything"

"I know about what's happening, and thanks"

"Leni told you?"

"Yeah…"

"Figures"

"I think I've been a very bad girl"

"Luna, I-I don't want to have to hurt you"

"Ouch! What the hell just happened" Luna says, her eyes now normal

"I didn't hit you yet, and I haven't decided to"

"Unless you were going to hit me in the pussy, I doubt this is the same thing"

"I-I wasn't planning on it"

"Seriously what did I do just now, it's like my thoughts got shoved into the back of my mind"

"You continued to be a whore"

"Hey!"

"It's true!"

"What are you doing in here again, I think your explanation fell on deaf ears bro"

"I came in here to say that I forgive you Luna. I know that just now, and yesterday, wasn't the real you; the real you is smart, cool, funny, a rockstar, but not a- how did you put it Lori?"

"Whore, slut, tramp. Take your pick"

"Yeah, that"

"Well whoever this Imposter Luna bitch is, she ain't gonna fuck with the real Luna Loud!"

"So… what now? And I swear to god if I Imposter Luna tries anything, I'm friggin' outta here!"

"About that, is there an imposter Lori?"

"Probably, but I have more restraint since I kinda still have a boyfriend"

"Oh crud! I have a girlfriend that isn't related to me still! What the hell should I do?!"

"You have a few courses of action: Keep her far away from Luan, tell her about all this, break up with her, stop talking to her, or you could make something up"

"I should probably tell her, shouldn't I"

"You should take Lynn with you, she might not take it to well"

"I'll do that later, right now I should probably talk to Lucy and Lynn"

"Doesn't matter to us what you do, but stay far (times infinity) away from Luan"

"I'd like to at least try to have relationships with you guys, but Luan needs to know that going full Yandere won't do any good"

"She isn't gonna listen to anybody but you for a while, but seriously, don't go near her!"

"I won't" says Lincoln, walking out