HEY HEY HEY! Its me again! Thanks for reading/favoriting/alerting and thanks to Heartnett for being the first reviewer! XD And for that I'll give you back your head. *bows and presents head with a little red bow.*

Sorry if there are any misprints or erros. Every time I upload a chapter the computer, FF or both screw something up. Like they delete something or...i don't kow. They screw it up. So I try to re-revise it as best as I can before my mom can take the computer...it is hers...but that doesn't mean she can read my stories and revise (sensors) it...

This story is just pure randomness i believe...I don't know. The story comes to me at school. So I became a female Kyouya and I now carry a note book where ever I go. I write everything down in that stupid thing. EVERYTHING. Peoples habits, who's dating who's...I have become a flippen stalker in a period of a week! DX

AND ITS ALL OF YOUR FALUT! *point to computer*

Rated M for crude language, and pervertedness...possibly. Thats my friends job. Who doesn't have a fanfiction. We share the notebook...over the internet...how we do things is very complex. Don't likely, don't read-e. And if you find some kind of offense here then...

GET.

THE.

FUCK.

OFF.

THE.

INTERNET!

Also! I forgot to mention (dumbass...) that this takes place sometime after the anime. Mori and Hunny are in college and I don't see myself going into that -...hmmm...- but they will visit the host club now and then. (If I remember.) The twins and Haruhi are second years and are in class 2-A. I believe I made that up. Kyouya and Tamaki are in class 3-A. I haven't had a chance to buy the manga or search for it online, so...I don't know...anything...after the anime... -_-"

This story is made manly for my friends, who will understand a lot of the "humor" that resides in here. I wonder who thinks they will understand some of our funniness, and stupidity...hmmmmm...*evil,(random), smile*

Disclaimer: If I owned OHSHC the anime would be longer, Hunny would lose Usa-chan more often, the twins would "accidentally" kiss each other, and I would give Mori something...rather...ummmm..."special"...to make him more...talkative or lively. All in ONE episode. That would be more like a 3 hour movie. SO all in all...I DO NOT OWN! (sadly...bummer.)

"Speaking"

'Thoughts.'

"When Utau and Chey say something at the same time."

"When the twins say something at the same time."

~oOo(AwEsOmEnSs)oOo~

The next day.

Utau and Chey's Apratment.

5:oo am.

The two teens were starting dumbly at the two packages' they just opened. They revived their uniforms at the school the day before. AFTER they lost the mob that was running after them with pitch forks, flames, and murder in their eyes.

So they kicked two guys in the balls. Who the flubber-nuts cared?

Apparently half of the female population at that strange ass school...

Apparently the girls that began the chase called, texted, or telepathically contacted their friends inside and outside the school. For as the duo were running around franticly in search for the office girls were literally raining from the ceiling and going threw the walls to join the pointless chase.

But don't fret.

Our dimwits where able to find the office in one piece. Get their schedules, and uniforms, and since they enjoyed living for the most part they took a virtual tour around the school.

THANK THE LORD JESUS FOR HOLOGRAPHS!

Now back to the girls apartment, where they JUST now opened their uniforms.

Just hours before school was to start.

What fun!

...Yeeeeaaaahhhh riiiiggghhhtttt...

"What the,"

"Hell,"

"Are those?" Utau and Chey said in unison. Tilting their heads to the side, a look of utter horror and yet confusion were plastered onto both of their faces.

"Their yellow." Utau said, cold yet emotionlessly. She was glaring at the things in front of them with so much hatred. A "normal" person would more the likely burst and disappear in flames under five seconds and reappear in hell.

"Dresses." Was all Chey said, monotoned and with no emotion as well. For she was in shock. She did not wear dresses. Her eyes where covered by her hair as she looked down at the ground.

"Pink school, yellow uniforms."

"Dresses."

You could practically see the darker then black aura infused with a scary shade of purple engulfing the two. The temperature went down drastically. So drastically that their down stairs neighbor's cat started to grow icicles in its nose. The poor thing. It took hours for them to thaw it out.

"They'll make us look like banana's in a colorful fruit bowl surrounded by a bunch of selfish rich blueberries..." They said together.

Anger rising, and flames of hell appearing behind her almost randomly, Utau ran to the kitchen. (More like teleported.) She ripped open a gray tin container that was placed next to the fridge, and grabbed one of their most cherished and most favorited toys.

Their beloved lighter.

O.O

Oh holy crap.

Two teen girls...

Who seem to be in a pissed off mood...

With a lighter...

Well shit!

WE ALL BETTER RUN LIKE NARAKU OBTAINED THE COMPLETED SHIKON JEWEL! Call Kagome!

(A/N Stupid inside joke #515. Yes. Yes we have number are inside jokes. Don't laugh. It isn't nice.)

It had hand drawn decorations on both sides.

On one side were happy-go-lucky green smiling frogs with green (smiling) lilly pads, holding blue and purple flowers...Like what the fuck?

And on the other side...

Kick-ass flames surrounding what looked like a girl with a torn up, dirty white dress, splattered with fresh and dried blood, and holding a scythe, that was dripping with blood...Holy shit.

Do not assume who's is who's...for you will get it wrong... ._.

She ran (teleported) back to the living room to where her roommate and the...the...THINGS resided. But upon seeing the time, their plan would have to be delayed. In fear that the THINGS would go on a rampage and destroy their new home they packed them along with their other school stuff. And dressed in what they wore the pervious day.

Chey was wearing her baggy blackhoodie, baggy dark green, worn out jeans, black Nikes, and a blue-ish black Fedora hat. Utau was wearing a Bird Nouveau Puffed Sleeve Gauze (what ever that is...) black shirt with jeans, and a baggy blackish-gray hoodie. Except this time she had an extra "accessory." A white case, bigger then a guitar case, was strapped to her shoulder.

Then they started running,

NO.

SPRINTING...

Towards their new school.

(joy)

~oO0Oo~ Class 2-A

"Hey Hikaru, Kaoru, would you like anything?" A overly concerned fan-girl asked the twins. Who (by the orders of the Shadow King!) had slings on their arms and cast on their legs. Something to do with injured lovinng brothers bringing in more of a profit from worried, overly obsessed fan-girls...

"A pillow and blanket would be nice, we feel very tired all of a sudden." Kaoru, posing as Hikaru, said.

"I think we might be coming down with small, harmless illness, ladies. You might not want to be so close to us." Hikaru, posing as Kaoru, finished. He added a "little" cough (hack) at the end for extra effect. He then buckled over with the "force of the cough."

"Ah! Kaoru! Kaoru!" -the real Kaoru hobbled as fast as he could to his brother, who someone got on the other side of the class room...strange, I could of sworn I placed him not even a foot from his brother...- "Are you okay? Speak to me!"

"Hikaru...is that you? I-I-I can't see a thing...what...Grandmama? Is that you? I thought you were dead? What a beautiful light you have behind you."

They weren't even able to finish their act when they were both hit upside the head by their favorite pass time...

Haruhi.

Who had a pulsing anger mark placed ontop of her head and her right eye was twitching uncontrollably. She barely had any sleep last night due to last nights insane thunder storm, and frankly, she wasn't in any mood to deal with so much noise this early in the morning.

"Stop posing as Hikaru," -she pointed to Karou,- "and stop posing as Karou,"- she pointed to Hikaru,- "and why are you both wearing slings and casts! They didn't do anything to those parts of you body!"

"Haruhi," The real Hikaru said in a faked whimper.

"I can't believe you would accuse US of faking our injuries to help the Shadow King rake in more money for the club." The auburn twins replied in unison.

"I did nothing of the sorts." Haruhi replied deadpanned.

Just then the bell rang, signaling the beginning of homeroom, and the teacher walked in as they all sat down. The twins getting rid of their confinements.

"All right class! Today we have a new transfer from America joining us so be nice," -he turned towards the door,- "You may come in now!"

And in walked the transfer student, who was dressed in baggy commoners clothing. He had tangled, short curly midnight hair, and beautiful yet threatening black eyes that were swirled with the perfect shade of green.

"Class this is Chey Sota, this is Class." The teacher said smiling.

Chey turned to face the silent class, all eyes were on her. And apparently all eyes remembered her. For they did nothing but glare hatefully at her.

Every single pair of eyes.

Glared at her.

'Oh look! Doe eyes (Haruhi) is just staring at me with curiosity and...what is that? Pity! What the hell did I do to deserve...oh...yeah...that. Wait! Did he just say ...stupid rich bastards.' Chey thought looking over the class with a deadpanned yet somehow cold expression.

The teacher coughed, "Well?"

Chey turned towards the teacher with a bored as hell expression.

Sweat dropping he continued, "Aren't you going to say hello?"

"He probably doesn't know how to speak Japanese."

"The lowly commoner."

"How could someone like him get into this school?"

"His filth is going to contaminate our school!"

The class "whispered" amongst themselves.

Eye twitching and temper rising she said the nicest thing she could think of. She stood straight and tall and brought her hand to her head in a salute.

"Good mornin you selfish, rich, arrogant, blind, overly pampered bastards! It is a pleasure to ruin your overly pink, waste of space castle with my kick-ass filth!"

She then brought her hand down to pull down her right eye lid as she closed her left and stuck out her tongue.

'I wonder if I'll be able break my record of "The Fastest Time to get into Detention on the First Day of attending a New School." ...' Chey though as she smirked at the class and headed to the only open seat...which...just her luck...was placed in the middle of the room.

Gasps were heard throughout the room.

"Such vulgar language!"

"How dare that arrogant commoner speak to us like that!"

"We'll show him!"

Chey just grinned at all the commotion she caused. For some reason this made the school day almost worth the separation from Utau. It made her happy. So happy she didn't notice the two sets of auburn haired twins glaring at her sitting behind her.

Okay Chappy the Rabbit number three is finished! I am working on number four. Sorry I haven't updated I went to DC for school I have a Poetry Project due, a Science project due, a Math project due, and I have to read two books by the end of this week, and my computer hates me...

Pray for my survival.

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Question of the Day. Answer Truthfully! If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish", what would you do?