Heaven Haven
Time for work
~three days later~
"Would you please go somewhere else?" Tavros pleaded as he placed the kid's dinner roast in the oven. "It's really hard for me to work with you watching my every fuckin move."
Gamzee smiled from on top of the dinner table and rolled over on his stomach. "I don't get it man, how come every motherfuckin time I try to talk to you or get near you, you always act all stankadank."
"That's easy!" Tav said happily walking over to the high guy then cupping his cheeks. "The reason that I act this way is because I can't fuckin stand you." He shook his face from side to side a few times an annoyed frown formed on his face as he did so. "Do you understand?" Tav whispered releasing Gamzee's face.
"C'mon mommy! I just want to get to know ya!" He pouted sitting up. "Let's just cook up a nice conversation or some shit." He let his long legs dangle down off the table and began to swing them back and forth waiting for Tavros to respond.
"Alright," the tired adult sighed taking a chair and sitting down facing the overly excited druggie. "Let's get to know each other a little better." He leaned back in the wooden chair observing his guest from head to toe. "But don't take too long with this shit cause I still got stuff I gotta fuckin get done before I go to work."
"So what are you Mexican?" Gamzee's asked his first and to him his most important question at the time. "You look like some kind of Spanish."
Yet another deep sigh escaped Tav's mouth. "Not entirely. My dad is originally from Mexico and my mom was white. So I'm a half and half."
"No way man! My momma is black and my old man is white!" He exclaimed clapping his hands. "You know we biracials are gonna rule the motherfuckin world one day."
"Yeah…if you say so." Tav said rolling his eyes.
Gamzee chuckled for a bit seeing his so called friend's negative reaction. "I used to get picked on in high school a lot because of it, they used to call me names like zebra or Oreo cookie." He gave a few more rounds of giggles.
"It is pretty tough being mixed," Tav said recollecting all the times he was made fun of in school. "So how old are you kid?" He wanted to change the subject before it opened up any closed wounds.
Gamzee perked up a bit, shocked to hear his boss say something nice besides his usual insults or swears. "I'm twenty two. How old is you mommy?"
"I going will be turning twenty four next week." Tavros answered. "Fuck I'm getting old as shit."
Gamzee went wide eyed. "Damn I thought you were like fifteen or something! How come your so motherfuckin short n shit?"
It's your body, you can yell if you want to, loud if you want to, scream if you want to.Suddenly Tav's cellphone began to ring with his favorite song as the ring tone going off. "Shit," Tav reached into his pocket and retrieved his phone. "Sorry I gotta take this."
"No problem," Gamzee said hopping of the table then heading out the room. "I'ma go help your dad clean the kids up for dinner."
He didn't need to look at the caller ID because Tav knew it was his manager about to chew him out for being late again. He hit the answer button and gave a very snappy "hello?"
"What a fuck Tavros!" To his surprise it wasn't his boss lady it was just Meenah again. "You're thirty minutes late! And we really need your fat ass over here right and fuckin now!"
"Calm down girl I'm on my way." And with that Tav hung up. "Damn I hate being late," he said to himself hustling out of the kitchen to go tell his father he had to leave. "Fuck me."
"Oh yeah you can leave." Rufio said washing Ben's face with a washcloth after his son told him what was going down. "Just make sure you are back before lights out to clean up the place."
"Cool, I'll be back in a few hours." Tavros said grabbing his black leather jacket from off the sofa. He bent down to give Jenny a quick kiss on her cheek. "Now be a big girl and listen to daddy ok?"
The little girl nodded in agreement as she latched onto Tav's leg. "I love you mommy!"
"Wait a second!" Gamzee yelled running over to Tavros making him cringe.
"What do you want Mulatto?" Tavros snapped.
"Can you drop me by my work job on your way out?" Gamzee asked with hope filled half lidded eyes. "I'm kinda late too for my first day back."
Tavros gave a low grunt and clenched his fists. "Fuck no I'm not gonna do all that for you! I'm already a fuckin hour late!"
"Tavros!" Rufio's voice was booming and stern grabbing the attention of everyone in the room. "That is not the way we treat our new friends!"
"But dad you know how I am!" Tavros argued back with full force trying to make his father back down like he normally did.
"I don't want to hear it now take him to his job Tavros."
"So basically your just sayin fuck you son I'm going to force you to do something that makes you feel real uncomfortable!"
"Please just go I really don't have the energy to argue with you right now."
Tav, who was feeling rather steamed, turned his attention to Gamzee who was hiding behind Christian. "How come you can't take your damn self!?"
"Ummm… the honkey cracker pigs all up n took my license a while ago." He squeaked trembling in fear. "I haven't driven in four months."
Tavros managed to calm down after he saw Gamzee's cowardly reaction to him. "Fuck it I'll take ya." He said walking to the front door. "Hurry up."
"I don't know if I want to any more…" Gamzee thought following behind, but keeping a nice and safe distance away from Tav.
~a little later~
"It's up here on the left." Gamzee pointed out as the two rode down town. "Thanks again for letting me ride with you mommy."
"Yeah sure whatever," Tav said stopping at a red light. "So…what is it that you do boy?"
Gamzee smiled as he played with the small Peter Pan figure that hung down from the rearview mirror. "I'm a co-host on the hideout show. Turn it to slim 42 when I hop out so you can hear me." He looked over and smiled, "I might even give ya a little shout out."
"Yeah I don't really listen to talk shows on the radio," Tavros said turning up into the crowded parking lot. "But I might tune in."
"Cool tits," Gamzee said hopping out when the small car stopped by the entrance. "Later."
"See ya," Tavros quickly waved bye before speeding off.
~Inside the radio station we find two other hosts having a very important conversation while they waited for Gamzee to arrive. ~
"I'm telling you man Coke is so much better than that nasty ass knock off Pepsi shit." One of the two said adjusting his glasses.
"Like hell it is!" The rather short and short tempered host yelled looking for something to throw at his ignorant friend. "Everyone that's not retarded knows that Pepsi is the shit and will always be the shit!"
"No everyone that drinks that black flat shit is a full on retarded," the glasses wearing host said with a smirk, "and that includes you my slow friend. Here let me go find you a helmet."
"Fuck you, you Chinese motherfucker!" The short host screamed throwing some cds at his friends face but missing terribly.
"For the last fucking time I'm Laotian not fucking Chinese! Do I look to you like a Chinese!?"
"Yes. Yes you do."
"Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm here motherfuckers!" Gamzee shouted walking into the room with a bottle of peach faygo in his hand. "It feels so go to be back!" He said plopping down in his chair then leaning in closer to the microphone. "Guess whose back motherfuckers!"
"Well, well look what the diseased cat threw up all over the carpet." The cool Asian cat said leaning back in his chair. "It's been what three months now since you've been on the air."
"Not this asshole again." The shorty mumbled putting his headphones back on. "Now let's get this shit started so I can go home."
"KK the show started an hour ago," his friend spoke up.
"Shit man why didn't you tell me!? We can go ahead and ask the listeners what drink is better and settle this stupid dispute once and for all!"
"Good idea!" The Asian exclaimed grabbing his microphone then bringing it closer to his face. But not today it's time for dumbass discussions.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Guys it's the hideout show with ya boy G-Mak, Two Toned Sol, and Vile Vantas!" Gamzee yelled directly into his microphone. "It's been a while I know but I'm back and ready to do this shit!"
Just for shits and giggles I decided to try something out. I want someone to ask the most stupid dumbass random questions or topics you can think of (about anything) and I'll have the radio hosts answer or discus them briefly in the next chapter during their show. Just PM me and I'll do it happily. :3
