Lovely Readers! I'm gonna warn you now, I think I got too descriptive with days... Don't ask me why. I get sort of paranoid sometimes that people won't know what I'm talking about and then get overly descriptive. I'm also trying to describe clothing and how people look through Edward's eyes without making him sound like a girl, or gay, which ever. I hope I've suceeded with this.
The next chap we will FINALLY venture into Bella's brain.
Twilight's not mine. I only wish it was so I could photograph Rob Pattinson and then do dirty things to him.
3- DETAILS
"So what you're saying is, this is just some random fluke?" I scratched my head, not entirely sure how to comprehend that birth control could just decide not to work.
"Pretty much." Bella said while she sat on the kitchen island and ate ice cream from the tub. It was Monday, the shop's short day, at six in the evening and she had just gotten back from the yoga class she and Jasper took. She was wearing these black stretchy legging things and weird little shoes that look more like ballet slippers and a sports bra. It was also the first time we'd really been able to sit and discuss this baby crap because I'd had clients booked all day today and Bella didn't want to talk about it yesterday.
I was cleaning out the fridge to get ready for our trip to Forks for the rest of the week. I wasn't exactly thrilled. We'd arranged for both families to eat at my parent's house so that we could make our announcement all at once. I was more aiming for preventing Charlie, Bella's dad, from having access to a gun. He was never really thrilled with me, and I was sure that finding out I knocked up his daughter was going to send him over the edge. Being the police chief, I had no doubts that he could turn it into justifiable homicide. I'd convinced Bella to let me get us a hotel room this trip, I really didn't want to end up buried in the woods behind her childhood house.
In the past years, we'd only stayed the Wednesday before Thanksgiving through the Saturday after, but this year Bella wanted to stay from Tuesday to Sunday.
Alice came bounding into the kitchen. "Hey Mommy, what flavor is that?" Alice climbed up onto the island with Bella and peeked into the tub.
"Mint chocolate chip." Bella scooped out a spoonful and fed it to Alice.
"So what are we talking about?"
"I was just going over the appointment today for EJ." Bella scooped out more ice cream and shoved it into her mouth. If she kept going, she was going to end up the size of a fucking house. Although, the pregnancy explained her desire for all things sweet for the past two weeks.
"Did you show him the album?"
Bella looked down and blushed a little. "Um no." She poked her spoon in her ice cream but didn't do anything productive with it.
"Ugh, Bella." Alice shook her head and jumped off the island. She went into our bedroom.
Bella sighed and kept looking down into the tub of ice cream. I was more than a little fucking bothered at the fact that she seemed to shut down and wouldn't look at me. Alice came out of our room and handed me a small four by six pale green album that had yellow ducks all over it.
"Green and yellow since we don't know the gender." Alice said as she climbed back up onto the island. Bella handed her the ice cream and hopped down. She walked into the bed room, leaving me in the kitchen with Alice and a very baby looking small photo album.
"Just look through the album first." Alice said. "We should leave her alone for a few minutes." I nodded.
I opened the little book and slipped into the little plastic picture holder was another picture like the one she had given me. Sea Monkey was turned to its side and looked a little more like a small animal. I flipped to the next one, and there were little arrows pointing out the heart and head. In the next one, the arrows were pointing to the start of arms and legs. The last one, my favorite one after the one that said "Hi Daddy", Sea Monkey looked like he or she was sucking their thumb. I smiled, knowing that Bella did that as a baby.
I walked into the bed room with the album in my hand. Bella was lying on her back with her left arm behind her head and her right hand was tracing designs on her completely flat belly.
I crawled onto the bed and lay down next to her. "Why didn't you show me earlier Snow?"
She shrugged. "I didn't think you'd want to see it."
"Of course I want to see it. You're smarter than that. It's my kid too." I rubbed her cheek with my nose.
She sat up and scooted away from me. "Neither of us wanted kids."
"Yeah well, we've got one comin, Bella. So we're both gonna have to warm up to the fucking idea pretty damn soon, huh?"
"Is it an idea you can definitely get used to?" She asked her question like a challenge.
"Of course Bella! Jesus Christ what the fuck?!"
"Don't fucking yell at me! I'm just making sure you know what you're in for. Up until we found out today you seemed pretty set on the thought that we weren't going to work out." She crossed her arms and huffed.
"Raaagh! I fucking told you Bella! I'm going to work on it! I want to try! Not just for the kid, but maybe the kid will… I don't fucking know, make us better!"
"Why did you ask Jasper if he thought we should get married?" Her voice was stern and strong.
"Is that what this is about?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Well, isn't that what people do? They try to make the pregnancy better by getting married or something?"
"Well, I don't think there's anything wrong to make better. I'm perfectly happy with how things are." She clenched he teeth and didn't even move her lips when she spoke her next sentence, and that scared the living hell out of me. "I don't want to tell you again that I don't want to get married."
"Do you ever want to split up?" I hedged.
"No, of course not. What the fuck kind of question is that, you ass hole."
"Well then what's the issue with marriage? I'm not proposing, so slow your roll, but I just don't understand why if you want to be with me for ever what the big deal is."
"I've told you. The law has no bearings on my feelings."
"I bet it's more than that."
"Ugh! Fine! You ready to hear it, ass-fuck?" I nodded, "Good 'cause here it goes, people get divorced all the time in this fucking country. It's like a trend. My parents split like right after me and Alice were born, and no one can tell me why! I don't want to have to explain my divorce to random people, much less my own kid."
"Uh-huh. So divorce is just immanent to you, then?" She pursed her lips and nodded. "Well I've got news for your pretty ass; it doesn't always go that way. I won't keep bothering you, but if you decide one day that you want to get married, I'll be there. Just tell me when and where." I kissed her head as I got up off the bed and she pulled me back down.
"So you'd wait around, even if that never happens?" She still sounded angry, but her eyes told me she wasn't.
"Bella, I don't really care one way or another. I was only asking Jasper his opinion because I thought being married might be easier on the kid, ultimately it's just you and me and our Sea Monkey and that's all that I really care about." I poked her belly and she smiled.
. I lay back on the bed again, but this time I pulled her by her waist and straddled her over me. "Do you promise?"
"Yes."
"Okay then." She giggled and leaned down to kiss me.
The feel of Bella's tight stomach touching mine and her thighs on either side of my legs did nice things in the region of my dick. He started to twitch and she deepened the kiss. She nipped at my bottom lip and I grinned before opening my mouth and touching her tongue to my own. I grabbed the back of her head to secure her to me and rolled us over. I ran my hand from the back of her knee slowly up to the side of her ribs. Our tongues continued to mix and mingle, but then everything went really fucking wrong.
She pulled her face back and pressed her hands against my chest. "Oh God." She choked out. She pushed hard against me and kicked her legs, nailing me right in the fucking goods. I toppled sideways and she took off into the bathroom.
I heard her throwing up, but I couldn't get up to help her. I was curled into the fetal position and my whole body felt like it'd been drained of all my blood. I also felt like I was going to throw up a week's worth of meals.
Bella tried to apologize from the bathroom, but her heaves kept getting in the way. After what felt like ten fucking years I let out a strangled cry. Alice came running into the room.
"Oh wow… EJ, you okay?" She asked. I heard liquid and chunks hitting water from the bathroom and pointed in its direction, hoping Alice would get the hint. It's not like anyone could do anything for me until my dick and balls stopped throbbing anyways. "'Kay." Alice said before skipping into the bathroom
I heard Alice run some water and Bella dry heaved a few times before spewing again. Alice came out of the bathroom looking sort of green and glassy eyed before apologizing to Bella and me and running out of our room as fast as possible.
Seconds later, Jasper came in. "Dude… you get kicked in the junk?"
"Yes." I garbled out. "Go take care of Bella."
Jasper went into the bathroom and let out a low long whistle before taking care of her. Twenty minutes later, I was sitting on the couch with an ice pack on my crotch and Bella was next to me eating more fucking ice cream. Bella's phone rang and she went to answer it.
"Hello?" she paused. "Oh hey, what's up?" She paused for a longer time. "Um… well let me ask Alice and EJ and I'll call you back later." There was another pause. "Okay." She hung up the phone.
"Emmett wants to know if him and Rose stay the night here. Apparently, their apartment got some nasty flea infestation or something because their neighbors are fucking nasty and don't take care of their pets."
Alice and I both agreed that we didn't care, and Alice went to set up the futon for them in the guest room slash office. A few hours later, Emmett and Rosalie showed up. Bella was lying on the living room floor on her back with her hands behind her head watching some bull shit competition show about clothes designers when they walked in.
Alice took Rosalie to the guest room with the bags and Emmett stood there lookin all shifty eyed as fuck. He looked at me, then Bella, then back to me and back to her. He got this angry look on his face and crossed his arms.
"What?" I asked, irritated that my stupid as fuck brother was looking at me like I'd done something wrong.
Emmett pointed at Bella and she looked at him like he was crazy. His eyes got huge before he looked at me a hollered "You knocked her up didn't you!"
Bella jumped up and stormed to the guest room where I heard her scream "YOU TOLD EMMETT!?" then she growled. A growling Bella usually meant a hitting Bella and while I was ninety percent sure she wouldn't hit Rosalie after their little bonding session earlier in the day, I couldn't be positive so I hauled ass into the room.
I stopped as soon as I got into the room. Bella was face up on the futon and Alice was straddling her waist. She had Bella's hands pinned up over her head and their faces were inches from each other.
"Stop it Bella, you know Em has some sort of weird ass psychic vibe or something. He always knows when something's up."
Bella grunted.
Alice pushed Bella's hands harder onto the mattress. "If I get up, do you promise to not hit Rose?"
"Maybe." She grumbled.
I walked over to Alice and shimmied my way between them. Then I grabbed Bella by the waist and threw her over my shoulder to haul her out of the room. I took her through our bed room, into our bathroom, shoved her into the shower and turned the water on. After five years of dealing with her brand of crazy, I knew exactly how to calm her down.
She stood under the spray for a few minutes before stripping her clothes. I stripped mine and got in with her.
"Feel better?" I asked.
Bella sighed. "Yeah, and now I'm horny."
I laughed. "Awesome." And then pinned her against the shower wall and kissed her.
I kissed her like I did in the parking lot. I grabbed her tiny face between my hands and kissed her hard. I licked her bottom lip and she opened her mouth with a gasp. Our tongues met in the middle and flicked each other before molding together. She got up on her tip toes, but that didn't really do shit because of our height difference.
I'd never had any issues with being six foot four. I liked it, people didn't mess with me, and I'd be lying if I said the attention the lady folk gave me wasn't awesome. But when your girl friend is only five foot two, shower sex could get awkward.
I picked her up by the waist put my hands under her perfect ass to hold her up. She wrapped her legs around my hips and I could feel the heat from her betty against my dick. I groaned into her mouth and she whimpered before wrapping her legs tighter. I kept her back pressed to the wall and kissed down her cheek, jaw, and shoulder before I got to her tits. I kissed around her nipple before biting down gently.
"Ungh… fuck yes." She groaned. My johnson twitched because that's what it does, aside from makin' babies, apparently.
I shifted my arm under her to support her better with it, and dragged my right hand around her hip to her betty. I teased at her clit a little, making her legs twitch, before plunging my first two fingers into her. I curled my fingers back and forth inside of her while my thumb rubbed her pipote.
"Come on Snow White. Sing to me." I groaned.
It wasn't much longer before her thigh muscles clenched on my hips and her betty clamped tight on my fingers. She kissed me faster and I lifted her waist to adjust my dick. I lowered her onto me and she gasped.
It had been a while since we'd had interesting sex, and a few months of plain sex in bed with either one on the top makes you sort of forget how good it can be. The angle was perfect and with each pass plunge of my dick her gasps reached a higher pitch until finally she full on growled and bit my shoulder.
The smooth and wet feeling of being inside her was incredible and I tried to hold off as long as I could, but when my girl bites me, it turns me the fuck on. I rammed my johnson into her a few more times and on the last thrust I kept pushing harder into her. I buried as much of myself as I could into her betty and grunted with the strain. I unloaded into her in quick spurts while groaning her name and soon she sighed in content.
I felt myself throb as my wood went down and she kissed my shoulder where she bit.
"I gave you a blood blister this time." She said quietly.
"At least you didn't break the skin." It had happened a few times, each time it freaked her out a little bit, but it didn't bother me. The biting was hot as fuck and I didn't really care what happened as a result of it.
"I'm sorry." She kissed my shoulder again before I slid out of her and set her down.
"Eh, no big. You've done worse." I grabbed my bar of soap and started rubbing it over my body.
Bella grabbed her shower puffy thing and squirted her body wash onto it. We started washing ourselves and Bella sighed.
"What's wrong Snow?" I stopped soaping to look at her.
"Remember when you used to wash my hair?"
"Yeah. Do you want me to do it now?" I asked. She bit her lip all shy like and nodded.
I grabbed her over priced shampoo that she insisted she had to have and squirted some into my hands. Bella backed up to me and her perfect ass touched my thighs. I started rubbing my hands through her hair and massaged her scalp. She sighed.
"I missed you." She whispered.
"What do you mean? I haven't gone anywhere." I whispered back.
"You sort of did. We both did."
I turned her to rinse her hair and sneak a peek into her eyes, but they were closed. I grabbed her conditioner as she turned around again and rubbed it between my hands before I slowly ran my hands through her hair.
"Well then, let's come back."
"Okay. I promise to be… better." She nodded her head before turning back to me to rinse. This time her eyes were open and they looked like she really believed it this time. Even though over the course of the day I had been promising to try, she just couldn't seem to get it through to her brain.
Finally though, she seemed to understand. "I'll be better too. I promise Snow White. Things will not go back to being like they have been for the last year." She nodded and smiled before wrapped her arms around me in a hug. I hugged her back.
Once we were done with our shower, she put on some pajamas and I put on some gym shorts. We went into the kitchen where Alice and Rosalie were cooking.
"Oh God." Bella said while she covered her nose and mouth with her hand. "What is that smell?!"
"Is it the garlic in the potatoes?" Rose asked. "I can make you something else instead."
"No, that's not it. Ugh it smells like… oh God." Bella ran to the sink and threw up. I ran over to her and held her hair out of her face.
As soon as she stopped heaving I said "Snow, you gotta tell me what smells so bad so I can get it out of here."
"Meat." Was all she could croak out before she started heaving again.
"What are you cooking?" I yelled to Alice.
"Steaks, they're on broil in the oven. She loves steak!"
"Not today she doesn't." I grumbled as Bella heaved again. I thought that steak smelled damn good.
Rosalie pulled an oven mitt on her hand and grabbed the broiler pan before running out the back door. Emmett ran after her yelling that it's not right to throw perfectly good steaks away just because someone hurled at the smell.
My brother was a giant idiot, literally. He was my height, but easily a hundred pounds heavier than my two hundred, and he had zero filter from his brain to his mouth. Rose was about to toss the steaks into the garbage can but Emmett grabbed one with his bare hand. Not even a second later he made a face and dropped it to the dirt, cradling his hand and jumping up and down. Serves him right, ass pirate.
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