I'm just a little happier than others
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Changing... Second Step!
"So, you're telling me that she'll have to play the role of a more boyish gay?" Hiashi asked over the phone.
"Hai, she will need to due to her new style, she certainly looks the part though. Just how will I teach her to act that way?" Neji continued, the Hyuuga was sitting by the fountain reporting what he's done so far while Hinata went to the restroom.
"I see, then all that's needed to do is teach her how you act. But then add in some little acts to make it seem like 'Izaya' is attracted to males"
"I understand, thank you uncle" Hanging up the phone he noticed Hinata walking towards him blushing such a deep red.
"What happened Hinata?" He asked her as she quickly sat down next to him and let out a sigh.
"I-I.. I went to the girls bathroom, but they thought I was a boy" She looked up at him with eyes full of fear and embarrassment. "S-Some called me a pervert while some tried to rape me... they didn't even notice my chest!"
He gave an annoyed look behind her towards where the bathroom was located. "It seems you'll now be unable to enter the ladies restroom."
Neji POV
'Troublesome women!' I gritted my teeth, trying to restrain myself from standing the hell up and kicking all the women in the bathroom.
"Hanabi?" her sweet voice calmed me down as I turned to see my younger cousin walk over with a smirk on her face.
"Yo gay couple~" She chimed happily as she gave a half wave.
"G-Gay couple?!" Hinata jumped slightly.
"Yaa! So here's the binder, let's go have you change into it" She pulled on Hinata's arm making Hinata stand up.
"Oi! Matte! The women nearly raped her in there!" I spoke up before she could manage to escape with the princess.
Hanabi just laughed. "Dude, I'm here! No one can get through me!" Arrogantly answering she walked off with Hinata to the bathroom.
Sighing I shook my head. "Perhaps that could work too, having her act like Hanabi" I pulled out my phone, looking at the time. 'It's lunch time, great..Hanabi eats like a pig. No wonder she happily came over to leave the binder.' Placing the phone back in my pocket, I noticed Naruto and Kiba trying to get some numbers from some girls.
Holding back a laugh, I shook my head. 'They are way too good for you two'
Out of the blue someone poked my back, making me turn back to look at the culprit. I blinked several times unable to progress what I was looking at.
"I-It worked" She softly said as she looked away.
It certainly worked, she looked as flat as a board. Just where in the world did her huge chest go?
"It's not magic, dumbass" Hanabi coldy muttered.
'It's not?' I cleared my throat. "I see, it worked perfectly."
'What else was there apart from the acting? Oh, yes the voice and expressions'
"SO, What's next bro?" Hanabi continued as she held onto Hinata's hand. Clearly enjoying the jealous looks from the female population.
"You have to teach Hinata how to act, since you're a tomboy. Expressions will be myself, as for the voice..."
Hanabi tapped her foot impatiently, waiting for the rest of the sentence.
"H-How about just talking in a low voice?" Hinata pitched in.
"No, that won't do, how about you try speaking like if you've just eaten something really salty and your mouth is dry from lack of liquids."
She nodded. "Eto, How are you Neji?" She spoke in the tone.
Hanabi and I laughed. "It sounds like you're in pain!" Hanabi yelled out.
"Try something like my voice" I added in.
She placed a finger to her chin in wonder, probably thinking on how to act on it. "Hello, I am Izaya Yagami." She perfectly spoke.
Hanabi gaped. "I MUST BE DYING OF HUNGER IF I JUST HEARD A HOT GUY SPEAK"
I as well stared back at her surprised. "Well done" Hinata's face brightened up as she smiled proud of her quick try.
"BRO, I need food, I can't possibly have heard neechan speak as a guy!" Hanabi looked around quickly trying to find the food court.
"Fine fine" All of us stood up and walked over to the food court. It was better to end my misery early than wait for the pig to say she wanted to eat somewhere expensive.
During the meal
We had all decided on some teriyaki. Currently sitting to the far right side of the food court for a quick depart after eating. The place as usual was crowded, not just crowded... noisy as hell too. That's why I dislike eating in food courts it drives me insane.
"So, bro, I've got to teach Hinata?" Hanabi wanted more information clearly.
"Hai, you are female but a tomboy which would help, but don't make her too manly ne Hinata?" Hinata was quietly munching on her food, she placed down her chopsticks and tried to smile.
"Un, I can't be too manly right? Will I really be ok though, Neji niisan?"
'I'm not sure...'
"I'm sure you will be" Giving a small smile for reassurance.
"Oh!" Hanabi patted her cargos pockets and took out a tiny box handing it over to Hinata. "These are your contacts, I bought them before looking for you two"
Hinata opened up the small box, revealing dark blue contacts. 'I hope she won't look like a foreigner...'
She picked them up one by one as she placed them in her eyes.
Kami... I could go gay for Hinata anytime.
The blue contacts matched perfectly with Hinata's indigo colored hair. Making her look like some sort of anime character, you know...the kind of male anime character than has all the fangirls after them.
"Eto, h-how do I look?" Hinata shyly glanced up at both of us.
"Neechan...no, Aniki, you look drop dead gorgeous! I mean...handsome! Or what ever!" Hanabi grinned sheepishly.
"Hontou?" Hinata blushed a deep shade of red.
"Un" was all I could manage to utter in response. Sighing I just stared back at my cousins.
'Everything, absolutely everything that will go on, on the first day of class for Hinata will be a killer'
"OK! It's time to go full blast manliness!" Hanabi cheered as she roughly stood up hitting the trays together.
Somehow I imagined her using a good guy pose like that Lee. Just the thought brought shivers to my back.
Half an hour later
"Stand your ground soldier!" We were currently again back at the fountain, I was just sitting watching them play boys. But seems Hanabi is really enjoying this.
"H-Hai!"
"No! More! Look at me!" Hanabi stomped her foot hard on the floor with her hands on her hips.
Hinata copied.
"Better, now remember your man voice has to go along not Hinata voice Izaya voice! Don't talk at all as Hinata now"
"U-Un!"
"Noo! No stuttering too!"
"Yes captain!"
Anyone looking at them would of laughed at the sight, you could clearly see 'Izaya' was much more feminine than Hanabi. It was like watching Sakura and Naruto argue then Sakura shows her manliness by punching the living daylights out of him.
"Now walk like this" Hanabi demonstrated a simple boy walk.
Hinata struggled to keep her hands away from her chest as she walked, it was one of those cute habits of hers.
"Good good, now sit like this!" Hanabi sat down. Hinata following after.
"Dun dun dun! The hardest parts now, the speaking" Hinata nervously glanced at me.
I couldn't possibly interrupt Hanabi, even if she is younger than myself I feared that piggy more than uncle.
"When you look at someone remember to lower your eyes though, it gives off that 'I don't give a shit about what's going on' look." Hinata lowered her eyes slightly.
"Ok, now I'll talk to Neji and you just copy me after okie dokie?" Hinata nodded.
So...it's my turn to teach?
"Oi idiot" Hanabi called out to me. Mentally wanting to hit her head for calling me an idiot.
"Ah, yeah Hanabi?" I responded with a sigh.
"We've got shit to do, stop wasting time"
'Tch! Is that what you want her to learn?! To curse?!'
Controlling myself I nodded. "Hai, but next we get to go home and have dinner so it's fine to relax a bit"
Hanabi's eye twitched. "Out of character time!" Hanabi waved her arms in front of Hinata who looked at her with wide surprised eyes at her outburst. Hanabi looked back at me and gave me one of her death glares. "YOU ARE SENDING OUR DEAR PRINCESS TO HELL AND ALL YOU CAN FUCKING SAY IS RELAX? SERIOUSLY?!"
Coughing to drive the uncomfortable moment away I just nodded. "Hinata you'll do good, just copy this brat, but try not to curse too much"
Hinata nodded as she grabbed hold of Hanabi's hand and softy caressed it to calm her down. "Hai imouto, I'll be ok."
Hanabi sighed in frustration but gave a smile once she looked at Hinata's face. "Ok"
"Anyways, it's time you practice on girls Hinata" I pointed at a girl with brown hair in ponytails as she spoke to her two other friends.
Hinata nodded as she slowly walked over to said girls.
She bowed, and smirked at them. 'Where did she get that from? Did she ever meet the Uchiha?' The girls giggled as some short conversation came on, soon they were trashing their purses looking for paper quickly writing their numbers on there with flirty lines for Izaya to call them. Hinata once again nodded and walked away looking proud of herself.
"So..."
"SO, What happened? You looked so cool there neechan!" Hanabi yelled near by ear making me grunt in pain.
"Eto... I got their numbers..." Hinata blushed looking away. "T-They also...a-also...gave me all their details from body measurements to undergartments"
I blushed. 'I never knew girls could be that...direct' "Well done Izaya"
Later on that day
Hinata POV
Sighing I layed down on my bed enjoying the comfortable feeling which came along. I had done well today... it was a bit hard to not mess up. But I couldn't mess up, not when they're expecting me to do well. I know they just want my safety so enduring will be my new role. No matter how...embarrassing the moment may be...
Blushing sightly at the memory from the mall.
Flashback
Bowing I gave a smirk, I had felt like someone placed in a drama act. "Hello, I'm Izaya"
The girls giggled at the show I was giving, making me feel more at ease. "Hello! I'm Sakubo!" The girl with the ponytails said as she flipped her hair in an attempt to flirt.
The girl next to her with green hair and yellow eyes fluttered her eyes. "I'm Kisa" I felt she wanted to add something else like a 'Your future wife'
The other one with red hair and red eyes merely grinned as she took out her hand for a hand shake. "I'm Karin, do remember it" I shook her hand quickly and tried to let go right away but she held it with force as she pulled herself closer to me. "I'll be all you need" She winked at me. "Call me... anytime, anywhere, at any time. I'm yours for the taking." Grunting slightly I forcefully pulled her away and managed to loosen the grip removing my hand right away.
"I see, it's been good, I'll be taking my leave" They scribbled down their numbers quickly handed it over to me. Once done I walked away feeling slightly violated but proud nonetheless.
End of Flashback
Not wanting to even think of any other parts that occurred during the time spent at the mall I sighed shutting my eyes for a nights rest.
So... Hi
It's a bit shorter than the chapter 2 and feels a bit rushed at least to me but I'll try harder! T^T i need more ideas and such...
and thank you for adding it to favorites and following the story!
(yes I tried drawing the cover it sucked ass) T^T
