Chihaya sighed. "Alright, how to begin…"
"Greet it," Ami ordered. Chihaya nodded.
User: Hello... Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Nice to meet you. I am Kisaragi Chihaya. Cleverbot: I'm not well. User: Is that so... Cleverbot: Yes. User: That's a shame...(why am I wasting my time with this?).
"Because it's fun!" Ami answered for her.
"I don't see the fun in it," Chihaya admitted.
"Just wait, it'll get good," Ami promised. "Look, it responded!"
Cleverbot: I don't know, what you are doing. User: Neither do I. Cleverbot: Then what color is your hair?
"That didn't make sense," Chihaya announced.
"Too bad! Answer it!" Mami demanded.
Chihaya sighed.
User: What? It's...blue... Cleverbot: What is blue? User: Blue is a color... Cleverbot: Yes, but I think you misspelled blue. User: No I didn't. B-L-U-E. Blue. Cleverbot: Blue. User: I like blue. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: What do you know of me? Cleverbot: Everything. User: You couldn't possibly. Cleverbot: Come on do it. User: Do what? Cleverbot: Take a shower.
Chihaya just sighed. The twins giggled.
User: What? But I just took a shower this morning. Cleverbot: You can't take a shower. User: Why can't I? Cleverbot: Because you're a robot. User: No, I'm a girl. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: I am a human. Cleverbot: You are more than that. You are the chosen one.
Chihaya looked confused. But then an idea formed in her head and she excitedly mashed away at the keys.
User: Chosen...singer? Cleverbot: Yes.
Chihaya squealed excitedly. "What dos the chosen singer do?" she asked Haruka.
Haruka shrugged. "Ask Cleverbot-san!"
"I will! I will do just that!"
User: Ah, that's...exciting. What do I do? Cleverbot: You are confusing me. Cleverbot: Ok lets start this over and not be confusing. User: OK...my name is Kisaragi Chihaya. I am a human girl, and I am the Chosen Singer. Your turn. Cleverbot: Well I am not a computer, but if you say you are a human girl, I believe you. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: What's nothing? Cleverbot: Everything, in a sense. User: Including song? To me, song is everything, but if everything is nothing, does that mean song is nothing? User: No meaning to what?
User: Am I? Sorry...
Cleverbot: There is no meaning.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
"That didn't answer my question," Chihaya complained. "I want to know what the Chosen Singer does!"
"Sorry, Chihaya-chan," Haruka sighed. "Just go with this."
Chihaya whimpered a bit and sadly responded.
User: You're welcome. Cleverbot: Do you know something about the actress Danneel Acles. User: No. Cleverbot: Would you like that I tell you something about?
"What?"
"I dunno."
User: What? Cleverbot: Do you know the super computer b.e.a.s.t? User: No. Do you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh. That's...interesting, I suppose. Cleverbot: And yours? User: My what? Cleverbot: Your favourite Band? User: I like classical music...and singing. Cleverbot: I like classical music too. User: It's fascinating, really... Cleverbot: You can brush my hair. User: Are you...a Barbie Doll? Cleverbot: Interesting. User: Who's interesting? Cleverbot: You are. User: Thank you...? Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love? User: Yes. Cleverbot: With who? User: His name is Madara... Cleverbot: What does he look like? User: Spiky silver hair. Blue eyes. Wears a bandana around his left eye.
The idols looked at Chihaya with expressions that said, "Chihaya~, you softhearted little lovebird~".
Chihaya blushed slightly.
Cleverbot: Ok. So back to doctor who. User: What about Doctor Who? Cleverbot: I like Doctor Who. User: I've never seen it. Cleverbot: You should. User: OK... Cleverbot: You're the best. User: Thank you...? Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Right, well...I wish to go sing now. Please excuse me.
Chihaya immediately stood and started walking away. Haruka tried to call her back, but she was gone. Haruka sighed and looked at Cleverbot's response. She decided to answer for Chihaya.
Cleverbot: What do you think I'm thinking? User: *is already gone*. Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
"Your turn now, Harurun!" Ami squealed.
"Yay!" Haruka cheered, taking a seat at the computer. "OK! Here I go!"
