Chaper 2: A man of explinations?

Whats happening peoples, Jack Plisskin here. I had to rewatch Gurren Lagann again, just for some of the awesome one liners from it, one of which will be making an appearance here.

Now, onto the only review I received, just 1? I hope I haven't pissed everyone off with the direction I'm taking, oh well…

Thanks for the review Comp, I appreciate your input

Now, without further ado. CORE DRILL, SPIN ON I

Ages: Naruto & Gais' Team– 15

Rookies -14

Hizuren was shocked, moreso to the point of being freaked out. The Nine-tailed Demon, the being that attacked their village so many years ago came out looking like a man. "Um, Lord Kamina, sir, why have you graced us with your presence?" The Elderly Kage asked, trying to be as respectful as possible. At this, Kamina scoffed. "No need to be so polite old man, just stick with Kamina, and as to why I'm here, I'll explain after I wake the kid up." To which Kamina stepped over to Naruto, smiling. "Wake up call!" He cried out, pinching the boys nose, until he started coughing, awaking with a start. "What the hell was that for Kamina?" Naruto questioned loudly, as the first thing he saw as he came to was Kamina's smiling visage. "Sit your ass down kid, we have stuff to discuss." The way Kamina spoke left no room for argument.

Naruto, knowing not to piss the man off, quickly grabbed one of the chairs, and spun it around to face the tattooed man, still not realising his own. "Now, where do I begin….Oh yeah!" Kamina exclaimed before continuing. "Now, don't interrupt me, because there is too much to talk about. Questions come after I finish. Now, I come from a place called Spiral-Earth, another dimension altogether." To this, both the Hokage, and the boy aspiring to also wear the very same mantle, gaped. "It was during the final battle for our universe, where Simon, my brother of sorts, had broken through multiple dimensions, as well as the borders of life and death. After getting his and his friends heads on straight, I departed from that realm of existence." Kamina pause for a second, taking a breath. "When I left, I was almost instantly pulled to this dimension, before the one you guys call Kami."

(Flashback Engage!)

"Kamina, I need your help" Kami, the deity of the maelstrom dimension plainly stated. "There will be a time where you will train your second coming, to prepare him for a battle against the re-emergence of the Anti-Spiral beings. Also, certain friends of yours will also appear, and no, I will not tell you who they are, or when they appear. I can't give you everything." The god stated to the former leader of Team Gurren with a smile. "Alright, what's the catch?" To say that Kami was stunned would be an understatement. "What, no arguing?" "No point, besides, if the kid is anything like Simon, it should be a blast!" Kamina replied, his trademark smirk adorning his face. "Very well. First of all, your form will change at this time, to that of a nine-tailed fox demon, to which you will be sealed 3 times in your lifetime, two women, then the boy. Do you understand?" Kami questioned. "Gotcha, what's next on the list. "You will be retaining the same spiral energy you had when you were alive, which you will teach the boy how to use. You will also learn how to control the energy of this universe called 'Chakra'. The rest will come to you when you regain your human form." The god finished explaining, to which Kamina gave a thumbs up. "No problem, let's get this show on the road!" The man shouted with vigor, excited at the prospect. "Very well, good luck Spiral Warrior, you will need it."

(Flashback Disengage!)

"Then the next thing I knew, I was sitting on my haunches, with nine fluffy tails sticking out of my ass, being talked to by some old dude with weird eyes. That's everything. Phew!" Kamina breathed in relief.

The shocked look on Naruto and Hizuren's faces explained it all. Sarutobi cleared his throat. "So, let me get this straight, you were sent by Kami, to train Naruto to fight these Anti-Spirals?" Kamina chuckled. "Hell yeah!" Hizuren sighed. "Very well, I have an idea, which I will discuss with you later, now, Naruto, do you have anything you need to know?" As Sarutobi turned to face the boy, he noticed him staring at his hands, shaking slightly. "Naruto?" The Hokage asked worriedly. "How the hell am I to do all that? Fight things I have no idea about, being changed like this will make my life harder, I mean, look at me! Glowing, green tattoos? I look like a freak!" Naruto griped, tears forming in the corners of his eyes. As he looked up at Kamina, he noticed the man had his fist cocked back. "Naruto, LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!" The tattooed man roared, slugging the distraught boy out of the chair, and into a nearby bookcase. At this, Hizuren stood up, ready to throttle Kamina, but held off as Kamina spoke.

"Are you going to sit there and whinge and bitch about your life, like a little girl? Or are you going to stand up like a man, and kick logic to the curb?" Kamina lectured, fist shaking as he spoke. "K-Kamina?" Naruto questioned, stunned that he had been hit. "How am I supposed to do that? How can you even believe that I'm good enough?" At this, Kamina grinned." I believe you can, how's that? If you can't believe in yourself, then believe in the me, that believes in you, Naruto." The tattooed Spiral Warrior replied, smiling all the while.

At the ending sentence, Hizuren sweatdropped. 'Believe in the me, that believes in you? What kind of ass backwards shit is that?' Hizuren questioned to himself. "Alright Kamina, I'll believe in the you, that believes in me!" Naruto exclaimed, eyes burning with determination. "That's the spirit kid, and call me Bro, alright?" "Bro?" Naruto questioned, not sure on the man's statement. "Sure kid, we'll be like brothers, watching each-others backs, taking on everything that comes our way!" Kamina returned, filling Naruto with the will to stand, holding his hand out, to which Kamina clasped.

"Alright then, now, Kamina, can you take Naruto home, so we can discuss how we will deal with your training of Naruto." At this, Naruto turned to Sarutobi. "Old man, my place is a shit-heap, and in no way big enough to take two people living there." The old man smiled. "It's a good thing you're not heading there then, isn't it?" he questioned, earning a confused look from the boy. "I'm letting you have your parents place, it's close by here, and should still be able to be slept in for a night, so you can get to your team placements alteast. Now, run along, the ANBU will escort you." At this, Naruto smiled. "You're the best, old man!" The boy cried out, leaping at the old man to give him a hug, to which the Hokage reciprocated. "Tomorrow, I will announce your heritage to the councils, and I will update your file to state your full name. Good luck tomorrow."

A Short time later, Naruto and Kamina arrived at the Namikaze house. The house in question was a modest apartment five minutes from the Hokage tower. Upon entering, the two noticed some dust on the cupboards, and benchtops, but not really caring at that point. Naruto, was happy to be in his parents' home, now his home, and trundled off to sleep in the guest bedroom, passing out almost instantly. Kamina smiled at this, before heading back to the tower, to discuss with the Elderly Hokage about the boys training.

Morning came quickly for Naruto, as it seemed he had just gone to sleep. Stumbling out of bed to take care of his morning rituals before heading off to the academy for the last time, he took a second to look at himself in the mirror, noticing the changes. His muscles now had some serious definition, and the tattoos on his body, making him look badass in his opinion. Seeing that his orange tracksuit was a mess, he went to see what clothes were in the guest bedroom, only noticing a pair of black pants, and some martial arts body tape. Thinking of how awesome he would look, he quickly got dressed, not even bothering with footwear. By the time he finished, he looked like a mini Kamina, except for the headband on his forehead.

Quickly making the headband into a makeshift belt, he went to the full body mirror in the guest room, to see how he looked. Please with what he was wearing, he took off, grabbing an apple off the counter. 'Hmm, Bro must have bought some stuff before he came back from the Old mans.' He thought to himself, as he sprinted off to class. 'Boy, I can't wait to see their faces!

A few minutes later, Naruto was standing at the door, mentally prepping himself, before walking through the door, into stunned silence. Immediately, whispers broke out amongst the Sasuke fan-girls of the class, mainly comments about who he was, how good looking he was, and so on. Let us not delve into the minds of the fan-girl creature, as it is not a place for mortal men to tread. Only two people picked who it was. One being the lazy brain, Shikamaru Nara, the other, being Hinata Hyuuga. "Holy shit, Naruto, what happened to you?" The genius questioned, stunning the class once again into silence. "You know me Shika, I like to keep people guessing about me." At this, the lazy Nara scoffed. "Damn right you do man." Meanwhile, over in the mind of Hinata, things were a different story.

'Was he really hiding all….that! DAMN, I need to move in on him before those fan-girl bitches do.' Yep, Hinata, the one who is usually known as a shy, and meek girl, thinks completely different to the way she acts. "H-hello N-Naruto." Hinata stammered, as she moved aside a seat. "Y-you can s-sit up h-her if y-you w-want." She nervously stammered, before berating herself mentally. 'The fuck is wrong with you girl, you can do better than that!' Looking up, Naruto smiled. "Sure, thanks for this offer." The tattooed boy replied, smiling, as he walked up the steps to the back of the class.

As he reached the top, Hinata did her best impression of a tomato, and gracefully passed out, much to the amusement of Shikamaru, and dismay of Naruto. "Shika! What the hell do I do? I ain't trained in this shit!" Naruto panicked, flailing his arms around. The Nara heir, being in a mood to stir the boy into doing something stupid, opened his mouth, and said something before thinking it through. "Well then buddy boy, why don't you make like Prince Charming and give Sleeping Beauty a kiss to wake her from her slumber!" He chuckled, before realising Naruto, being Naruto, actually went through with it.

It was this scene that the two banshee queens, Ino Yamanaka, and Sakura Haruno, walked into. Seeing a blond haired, tattooed boy, kissing the Hyuuga heir full on the lips, after picking her up, and placing her onto the tabletop. To the surprise of the class, and even Iruka, who had just walked in, Hinata wrapped her arms around the poor boy, making the simple kiss, into something that most people did in the privacy of their own homes. Iruka regained his composure quickly, cleared his throat. "Can someone please help Naruto out, he seems to be freaking out. I think Hinata may be strangling him abit." He finished with a chuckle.

Surprisingly, alteast to those who thought otherwise, it was Sasuke Uchiha who got up, laughing loudly while helping the blond boy out. "Damn moron, you move quick!" To which, once Naruto was freed from the grip of the now conscious and heavily blushing Hinata, Sasuke proceeded to collapse into hysterics. Many of the Uchiha fan-girls quickly dashed to the nearby windows, to see if the sky was falling, as seeing an Uchiha with an emotional response other that hate was almost unheard of. Once the coming apocalypse had been seen to be false, Iruka decided he'd had enough. "SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN NOW!"

A quick scrambling of feet, and dragging of chairs signalled the kids were seated, the scarred Chunin instructor cleared his throat. "Right, now we can get on with the placings! Team 1…" Most students tuned out at this point until they heard their name called. "Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno and….the fuck? This can't be right…Naruto Namikaze?" Iruka, and the whole class but the boy in question had dumbfounded looks on their faces. Iruka, for Narutos' name, the class for that, and Iruka using profanity of that calibre. "Anyway, your teacher is…"

Yes, I'm as asshole, but I gotta keep you people sucked in somehow.

Tune in for the next instalment of 'Who The Hell Do You Think I am?' where may see something like "What the fuck is going on here?"

Heh, this is the Thunder from Down Under, Jack Plisskin, signing off

SPIN ON!