Hehehee...i'm getting happier by the update. This is fun!!!

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Slap!

Miroku emerged from the hut, rubbing at his cheek. Serves him right for making another pass at Sango (AKA touching her ass). He was heading towards a very comfy looking rock to sit on, when his path was blocked by a pretty priestess. He resisted the urge to touch her ass by remembering that this was Kikyo, Inuyasha's stalker, and also she was dead. "What do you want Kikyo?"

"Inuyasha." Her reply was instant. Miroku looked thoughtful for a moment. The he smiled.

"Just gimme a sec, I'll go get him!" the monk dashed off back into the hut. Kikyo clapped her hands in excitement and sat down on the grass.

A while later, Miroku reappeared. "Here he is!" he sat something very Inuyasha-like next to Kikyo, then ran like hell.

"Inuyasha, my love!" Kikyo threw her arms round 'Inuyasha's' neck. "I love you so"- BANG!!!!

Inuyasha ran out of the house at the noise, to see Miroku almost dead with laughter and a black scorch mark on the ground. There were some pretty fireworks in the air. Inuyasha looked at the monk, eyebrows raised. "What did you do?"

"Turned your stalker into fireworks!"

"ummm…How?"

"Dressed a firework up as you and ran like hell."

An hour later, Kagome came out of the hut, to see the hanyou and the monk still dying of laughter.

Hahaha...I crack me up. :D