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*Generic secluded home in Switzerland*
We appeared in the living room of a house similar to their old house. Emmett, Jasper, and Fuckward was playing Mario kart 8 for the Wii U. Emmett was winning. He is also playing as Bowser. Jasper had Alice sitting next to him watching. He was playing as Link in second place. Edweirdo was playing as his Mii. Asshole. He had a Strawberry blonde bitch wearing even less than I was hanging all over him. I didn't have to be an empath to know that Jasper, Alice, and Emmett, was not happy about it. I growled and stepped out of the shadows.
Everyone immediately got into defensive stances. Carlisle flitted down from upstairs and looked at us in surprise. He looked confused until he got close enough to smell me. "Bella?" Esme, and even Rosalie, hearing my name sprinted into the living room. "Yes Carlisle?" Everyone froze. Fuckward was the first to speak. "Carlisle. You must be getting too old because that isn't Bella. I mean look at her they look completely different. You must be mistaken. Who are you? How do you know of my Bella?"
"No. Carlisle was right. Also after the woods you have no right to call me yours. The only man in my life now is Daddy. By the way it looks like you got over me pretty quick." I glare at the bitch, not because I am jealous. Just because she is obviously a whore. So I hate them both. Alice was next. "Why do you look different?" "This is what I really look like. I mean naturally different colored hair and eyes would make me stand our a lot. Not to mention my huge knockers. Like, I would never get a moments peace. So I disguise myself when I'm on missions."
Then Emmett. "Wow... Belly Bear you do have nice boobs." Rosalie slapped him. "Thanks Em." He smiled. Next was Jasper. "You said mission. Care to elaborate?" "Well truth is I am from an agency that Carlisle might be familiar with, its called the Hellsing Organization. I investigate vampire coven's find out what their intentions are for humans, see if they are abusing their powers things like that." Esme spoke up. "What happens to the vampires that aren't good like us?" "I kill them." Rosalie scoffed. "How is a human supposed to kill a vampire?"
"While I'm a vampire, not human, humans do have ways of killing you." Jasper interrupted me. "You have to be human, you bleed. Vampires don't have blood." "That is where you are wrong. I am a true Mistress of the night. Carlisle. Have you ever heard of the king of vampires?" "The kings Aro, Caius, and Marcus?" I smiled. "No not uncle Aro silly, I'm talking about Dracula." His eyes widened and he stepped back in fear. So did Jasper. "Carlisle I would like to introduce you to my real parents. Mum! Daddy!" They came out of the tiny shadow in the corner behind me. Everyone gasped. They stood on either side of me.
"Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Isabella Draculina Tepes princess of all vampires. This is my Daddy he goes by Alucard right now. This is my Mum Victoria Seras." Mum started. "It's nice to meet you. Bells honey which ones are your prospective mates?" Then Daddy snarled. "Which one of you hurt my baby bat?" Edward gulped. I answered. "The gay looking douche in the back with the Strawberry slut hanging on him." "Baby bat do you want me to kill him or do you want to do it yourself?"
Haha... Sorry 'bout the cliffy... Okay I'm not really otherwise it wouldn't be here.
