This is the third Chapter please think nice thoughts when you read it because I know it sucks XD always remember, happy thoughts.
I don't own Inu-yasha and I shall never own Naraku…..Oh what a world!!
Watch What You Wish For
Chapter 3
They basically all sat there for who knows how long with Sesshomaru whimpering to himself under a nearby tree until two policemen stopped by…
"We hear you three have been sitting here for hours doing nothing at all, some people are worried about you." The first policeman with a long beard said, "Are you ok?"
"Oh, yeah were all just fine!" Kagome reported while standing up quickly, leaving Inu-yasha still sitting on the ground next to her.
"You sure?" The second policeman with a uni-brow asked, "You don't look ok, I mean, that kid sitting right next to you has a deformed head, almost looks like dog ears." He informed. Inu-yasha looked up at him and growled causing the policeman to slowly back away.
"Absolutely, never been better!" Kagome replied while rubbing the back of her neck nervously, "Oh um, yeah your right he was born with a deformity and believes he's from another time, hehe…"
"What?" Inu-yasha asked annoyed. "I don't have a defor- OW!" Kagome kicking him in the shins cut him off.
"Play along Inu-yasha!" She hissed.
"Err…yeah," He started, "Yeah, when I was born the castle maids recoiled in fear and ran away, I was so sad." He pouted and started to sob on Kagome's shoulder as she patted him on the back.
"He's really emotional about it." She whispered quietly.
"I see" The second cop said as he stepped back a few more paces.
"What about that guy?" The first policeman asked and pointed to Sesshomaru, "Why is he mumbling to himself and rocking under that dead tree over there?"
"Oh… hehe…him?" Kagome stumbled while trying to think of a good excuse. "oh he... he just escaped from an insane asylum." She added quietly and nodded to the shocked cops who both gasped.
"I see what you mean." The first cop said again and looked at the second cop.
"Well….I see you have your hands erm…full." The second cop said loudly, trying to be heard over sesshomaru's constant moaning in the background. "We'll leave you to looking after them then, good bye." And they left with little more then a trot.
"Few, glad that's over." Kagome said with a sigh of relief and looked over to Inu-yasha who was glaring at her, "What…?"
"DON'T, ever make me do that again Kagome!" Inu-yasha warned.
"Yeah, yeah." She said waving her hand like she didn't care. "Now get Sesshomaru to come to the well with us, we're going to the Well." She retorted and started strutting off in the direction of her shrine.
Group 2"Say Miroku," Shippo started as they sat down on logs in front of a blazing fire under the starry sky, "how do we get them back?" he asked and looked up at Miroku who sighed and looked down at the pink Shikon jewel in his hands.
"I don't know." He replied angrily, "Does it look like I have all the answers?" he asked and started waving his hands around in frustration while Shippo his behind a log.
"I have a plan!" Sango reported, "Why don't we dip the ancient, powerful, legendary, sacred Shikon No Tama in hot oil, that might work!" They all looked at her blankly for a minute, like they were witnessing the first talking gold fish.
"That's a….BRILLIANT IDEA!" Miroku barked out and started clapping his hands happily, "Good job Sango, you can come up with anything!" he stated and started patting Sango on the back as she smiled and blushed at his sweet comments.
"I agree, lets try it." Jaken said and jumped off of the ground in front of the fire, "I'll go get the hot oil."
Group 1"All righty then!" Kagome said standing next to the well with two black haired robed freaks standing next to her, "Who's first?" she asked and slapped her hands together, Sesshomaru looked at her like she was crazy.
"Who's first for what?" He asked.
"Jump in." Kagome replied and Sesshomaru cocked an eyebrow.
"JUMP IN? I'm not jumping into there, you kidding? My lovely kimono will be rui-AAAHHH!" Sesshomaru cut off as Inu-yasha pushed him in. there was a huge crash as Sesshomaru hit the bottom of the well, "Ooohhh." Sesshomaru moaned as rubbed his back, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU INU-YASHA!" he snarled and started waving an angry fist above his head toward Inu-yasha, who smirked and folded his arms.
"Oh yeah, you and what army?" he sneered and stuck out his tongue.
"I don't need an army for you!" Sesshomaru barked back.
"WHAT, YOU ASKED FOR IT!" Inu-yasha growled and got ready to jump down the well and attack Sesshomaru who sat there looking pleased with himself.
"That's ENOUGH!" Kagome screamed and pulled Inu-yasha down from the well, "The well didn't work, so now what?" She grumbled.
Inu-yasha pondered for a moment and then said casually, "Well maybe Naraku has the jewel so if we find him-" but he was cut off by Kagome who slapped a hand to her forehead in amazement.
"NARAKU!" Kagome shrieked, "I can't believe I totally forgot about him, OMG, he's here, in the future! Com eon we have to find him!" she said and pulled at one of Inu-yasha's dog-ears as she walked off.
"HELLLOOOOO!" Sesshomaru called out at from the bottom of the well, "I can't get out…"
Chapter end
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