Revali ("Prince Ali" from "Aladdin")
This chapter is a musical version of the scene "Revali's Flap." Normally, he's not one for pomp and grandeur, but, just this once, he will make a grand entrance just for Link.
[RITO CHORUS:]
Make way for Revali
Say hey! It's Revali
[REVALI:]
Hey! Clear the way, hero from afar
Hey you!
Let me through!
I'm the one true star
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to watch me fly!
It boggles my mind
[SPOKEN:] It's just asinine
[SUNG:] How you've never met this guy!
Revali! Wondrous me!
Rito of legend
I can send those who offend
Down on their knees
Now, try your best not to freak
I've had girls do that all week
It's hard not to when you're standing here next to me
Revali
Mighty is me!
Rito of legend
Stronger than regular men, definitely!
Who crafted gales in the snow?
Stopped monsters with just one bow
Who piloted Vah Medoh?
Why, Revali
[RITO MEN:]
He's the best-looking Rito in armor
[RITO WOMEN:]
And his eyes are a nice shade of green
[REVALI:]
When it boils down to being an archer
I'm no number two
I'm telling you
[REVALI/RITO CHORUS:]
I'm/He's the best that you've ever seen!
[REVALI & RITO LADIES:]
Revali! Handsome is me, Rito of legend (There's no question that this Rito's charming. To his enemies, he's so alarming.)
This physique makes others weak, as you can see (He will crush them all in any kind of weather.)
So challenge me if you dare (He's exceptionally good, no wonder.)
And grab your bow and prepare (Not a flaw in his technique, no blunder.)
Wait, you can't fly in the air like Revali! (And I just adore the way he preens his feathers!)
[RITO CHORUS:]
He's our version of Falco Lombardi
(He's just like Falco, but he ain't Falco)
Got his own shooting range just for free
(We're envious, so envious)
Can you win against him? We'd say, "hardly"
(There's no one like him)
Have you seen his gale? It never fails
We're all shook and we look up to Revali! Revali!
[REVALI/RITO CHORUS:]
Revali!
Marvelous me/he! Rito of legend
[REVALI:]
Everyone knows I'm a sight lovely to see
And that, my dear friend, is why the people look to the skies
[RITO CHORUS:]
To see the greatness that we know and love
The magnificence that was sent from above
With his many arrows and Eagle Bow
That is high and mighty as he
Make way for Revali!
