Chapter 2 - Why does the Teacher look like Chuck Norris
Ness sat down, thinking about what happened on his walk to school. All of the girls who went to this school seemed...drawn to him for an unknown reason. Sighing, he reached down into his bag, pulled out his books, and looked back up only to see that a tall and somewhat muscular man wearing an appropriate suit and sunglasses had seemingly appeared out of nowhere. "Alright, students, my name is Mr. Pliskin, and I will be your-"
"SENSEI!"
Oh, great. The extrovert girl Ness encountered earlier was in the classroom with him. "Yes, Ayano?" The girl stood up. "Is it possible to move our-" Mr. Pliskin quickly interrupted, as if he somehow knew what she was going to say. "Switching seats willfully would decrease classroom productivity, something we really want to avoid on the first day." Ayano pleaded. "But look at poor little Ness over there, he looks so lonely with no one-" Mr. Pliskin cut her off once again. "I'm sure he will be just fine like that, right, Ness?"
Ness looked around class and quickly realized that every one of those girls that confronted him was sitting in the same room. He knew that his best option was to keep his distance from these bizarre people. "Yeah, I'm fine."
"Good. Now let's begin."
After a long day of learning and studying, Ness packed his backpack and began to walk out the door. Before he stepped out, however, Mr. Pliskin spoke. "Ness, can I talk to you for a minute?" Ness walked over to the teacher, but not before looking back to notice all of the girls briefly glancing at him. This made him less confused and more nervous. He turned to face Mr. Pliskin-who had surprisingly disappeared and reappeared at the door of the classroom, locking it with a key. The teacher turned around to face Ness. "Kid, you're not in trouble or anything, I'm just gonna need to tell you something." He took off his sunglasses, and the boy knew who it was immediately.
"Why are you making a crossover?"
"Since Kojima got fired I've been doing my own work."
"What do you mean?"
Snake walked to one side of the room, pulled down a projector screen, then turned on a projector.
"Kid, this 'school' you're at right now is really outlandish. Most people call it 'anime' for some reason. That's why all the girls are acting clingy to you. My buddy Otacon did a bit of research, and supposedly several female students here were sending complaints to the school board, saying all the guys were being violent and abusive, even sexually. The thing is, they don't know what's really going on."
"What do you mean?"
"They were trying to get the guys to switch schools with someone specific. They were told rumors of a young boy who was strong, courageous and a good friend and person overall. Some people who knew that boy said he was 'cute,' but probably because he was still 14. The girl students were so obsessed that they learned the boy's name, country, and even school. That boy I'm talking about is you, Ness."
Ness was trembling with fear. "Out of all people, why me? Why not some hot nice guy down the street? Besides, I'm still in middle school, why was I moved into high school?" Snake put his hand on his forehead. "Beats me, kid. I've infiltrated the school network, and I put out an email to the board saying you're gonna need to move back to your old school. The problem is, after they got the message, they couldn't immediately switch you just like that. It's gonna take some time."
"How much?"
"About a month."
Ness froze. "A month..?" Snake sat down. "Yeah, it's as much I could push it." A whole month in this place was like going back to fight Giygas three more times. All those girls were stalking him for who knows how long, and their obsession can only get worse from here. Things were not going to end well.
"Kid, I'm gonna try hard to keep you away from them, but there's not much I can do besides making sure you're alone in the back corner." Snake opened a nearby window. "You might want to leave through here. They're all crowded near the door, but out of sight, trust me." The boy walked towards the window, and nervously sat on the windowsill. "Thanks, Snake." He climbed down, and stepped foot on the grass. Snake closed the window and resumed his work. Ness walked 20 metres away from the school, and then booked it. He wanted to make sure nobody would follow him home.
