The Mummy Boosh Returns.

Summery- Sequal to other one. Howard and Vince are still very much in love. But will their love last when they are transported to London, a very familar fmaily's home and the return of Imhotep.

Disclaimer- As before, nothing is owned by me. I wouldn't be writing this if it was.

Author's Notes- I'm so sorry this took so long, I just couldn't find much reference to the film like a script or anything for ages lol

Chapter 3- A Familiar Family.

Cairo, Eygpt. 1933.

Inside an old tomb, Rick O'Connell slowly made his way around the corridors, a torch in one hand and a gun in the other. Sweeping huge cobwebs back, he walked down the narrow passageways, lighting the way. Listening carefully he heard a faint shuffling sound behind and spun around to see a young boy, who let out a shreik at the sight of the gun in his father's hands and toppled backwards into the sand.

"Alex?" O'Conell asked, placing his gun back into it's holster.

"Hi, dad" Alex answered, smiling from his position on the floor. Rick rolled his eyes, as he helped his son from the floor "What's wrong? Did you think a mummy had come to life, dad?"

"I'll tell you a story some time, now what are you doing down here? Didn't I tell you to wait in the temple?" His father asked, giving his the 'diappointed-parent' look "It's dangerous down here"

"But Dad, I saw your tattoo!" Alex said, pulling his dad's hand down and pointed to the inky tattoo of the downward pointing mariners compass and upwards pointing falcons wings that artfully depicted a pyramid, nestled in the center was the ever open Eye of Horus "I saw your tattoo. Up on a wall by the entrance. Its a cartouche that looks just like it, with the pyramid and the eye and everything!"

"Well, I'll take a look at it later, just go back up now and stay out of trouble" Rick ordered, playfully shoving his son in the right direction.

"What should I do?" Alex asked.

"I dunno, build a better mousetrap" His father called back, giving him a great idea "While your mother destroys another tomb"

Evy Carnahan O'Connell was dusting with a small brush on a large picture of a battle scene. Two woman were batting each other with small knives, wearing masks. She heard a hissing sound and looked down, seeing a red and black striped snake slithering across her boots.

"Go away" She simply said, kicking towards a doorway where her husband appeared, who ducked in time before the snake got him "Those things are dangerous you know" He said.

"Only if it bites you!" Evy said, giving him a quick kiss before setting back to work "Where did you go to?"

"Oh, Alex wanted to show me something. I swear that kid's getting more and more like you everyday" Rick explained.

"Why? Because he's cute, smart and charming?" She asked

"No, because he drives me mad too" Rick answered. Evy smiled at him and handed him a small hammer and chisel, which he just gave a 'yeah-right' look at "Oh fine, we'll do it your way then" She said, handing him a huge crowbar. He was just about to smack it into the wall before a flash of bright light caused them both to look away.

The light faded to reveal two people they never thought they'd see again. Vince Noir and Howard Moon were lying on their backs in the sand, eyes closed and breathing quickly, the electro goth opening his blue eyes first "Howard, wake up. We've arrived somewhere"

Howard opened his brown eyes and took in their surroundings "This seems quite familar, have we been here before, Vince?" When he didn't get an answer from his lover, he gave a quick glance to him. Vince was staring in shock at something beside them, his blue eyes wide and mouth slightly open. Howard turned to see what he was looking at and also looked shocked at the people next to them "Evy? Rick?" He asked.

"Well, this is a turn up for the books" Evy answered, getting over her shock quickly. Vince also got over his shock and smiled at the couple, getting up to give them both hugs "God, it's been awhile. How's you guys been?" He asked, excited. Howard got up also to shake O'Connell's hand and give evy a hug.

"We've been good, we're married now and have a son, Alex" Rick answered, a proud smile on his face "You guys still together then I see?"

"Yeah, it's been a great few months, and we don't intend to let each other go" Howard answered, pulling the smaller man closer to him with one arm around his shoulders.

"Few months? It's been nine years since we last seen you guys" Evy laughed, not finding any of this strange. After having a walking corpse after you all them years ago, nothing whould ever seem strange again "You're just in time to see our new findings"

Vince and Howard looked interested as O'Connell once again picked up his crowbar and slammed it into the wall, making it collapse to reveal a room with mummified beings lying about, the floor covered in scorpians, trantulas and snakes. Evy went in first, stepping carefully around the small creatures, then Rick entered, not caring that he stepped on the animals and making crunching noises.

Howard was about to enter when Vince stopped him, fear in his eyes "I don't like bugs" He said, pleading in his voice. The jazz mavarick felt for him, remembering all the bug problems they had here before, locusts in his hair, flesh eating scarabs nearly eating them. He shuddered at that thought, remembering the bug that ate it's way up his arm.

He did the only logically thing (any excuse...) and picked his boyfriend up bridal style, very easily lifting up the thin body and causing him to squeal before giggling. Howard then made his way through the room, stepping over the bugs and snakes easily.

"Ever since I had that dream, this was the place I could only think about" Evy said, explaing to the boosh boys why they were there "This place...its so familiar. I know I've been here before, I can feel it"

"Honey, I hate to tell you this but no-one's been here for over 3000 years, except these guys and they're dead" Rick indicated to the mummies around the room. Howard swore he could feel Vince tremble in his arms as he saw the bandaged beings lying around, so he held him closer to calm him down. He was glad when Evy pulled down a torch to reveal an hidden passageway, leading away from this cursed room "Then how come I know excatly where I'm going?" She asked, leading the way.

Alex meanwhile, had built his better mousetrap and watched from a distance to see if it did work with the rodents scurrying about the place. Then he heard voices coming from the entrance of the temple, voices he didn't know. He notised some scaffolding by some pillars and climbed that, laying down on the top and getting a better vantage point.

Three men entered, one short, one large and one thin looking, each holding a gun. The leader, the short one, looked around the temple coldly, not even caring about the tresures around him "You guys look over these things, see if it's here. I'll take care of the O'Connells"

Alex gasped in horror at what he heard and scurryed back along the boards, making sure he wasn't caught.

Evy was still leading the way along the passageway, with Rick behind her and Howard and Vince bringing up the rear. When the place was clear of bugs, the jazz mavarick placed his boyfriend back down and gave him a deep kiss to help calm him down, which surprisingly worked. As the passageway winded into a wide chamber full of cobwebs and rotted furnishings the scene abruptly changed. Evelyn was frozen to the spot as the proverbial time machine went back four thousand years and the room ceased to look rotted and old and instead looked new.

A young woman, an Egyptian princess Evy assumed by her dress, came out of a door along the far wall. Evelyn looked into the room and glimpsed upon two warriors standing on both sides of a small chest. The princess shut the door and turned the sundial that was on it: twice to the right, once to the left. As she turned to leave Evy tried to see into her face but the vision ended and she was back in the present. Rick, Vinc and Howard were staring at her with concern.

She blinked a few times and swung her torch around, hoping it would make the vision come back "You know, if you swing that around fast enough, you can write your name with it" Rick said.

"I just had a vision, like my dream only more real. I was actually here all those years ago" She replied.

"You sure you're alright?" Vince asked, concerned. She glanced into her husband and friend's faces, before smiling "Of course I'm alright"

"Well, if you were here all that time ago, maybe you can help open this door then?" Rick asked. Evy went over to the door and turned the sundial the same way as the princess did in her vision. With a hissing sound, the door opening, shocking the four people "Ok, now you starting to scare me"

"I'm starting to scared myself" She said, again taking the lead into the new room.

Sprawled atop the scaffolding, Alex anxiously watched the two men ransacking the temple. They werent actually keeping the trinkets, they were studying them and then tossing them aside, they were seriously looking for something.

The tall, thin one grumbled in frustration, "Look at all this rubbish! It aint bloody here, Jacques!"

The broader Frenchman glared at his partner and growled, "Keep looking, Spivey! Zat is what we are paid to do!"

Alex reached behind his back to his back pocket where he kept his prized slingshot. He grabbed a pebble on the wooden platform, slipped it into the pouch of his slingshot, pulled back, aimed, and fired. With a zing the pebble shot through the air and nailed the thin person right in the back of the head. He quickly ducked down to hide in case one of the men looked his way.

"Ow!" Spivey screeched. "Something hit me!"

"Shut up Spivey! Zis place is cursed!" Jacques eyed the temple nervously. "We dont want to wake ze gods."

Another pebble came whizzing through the air and smacked into Spiveys backside. Spivey yelped again and jumped only this time Jacques had seen it and as he bent down to pick up the stone he scanned the temple. Someone else was in here with them.

They made their way into the chamber, where two skeletons stood guarding a golden chest on a small alter. Evy notised the gold disc above the chest and her heart sped up in excitment "The Scorpian King" She said happily, going over to the chest

"Who?" Howard asked, his curiousity now growing. Vince kept close to him, but his eyes glowed at the shine of the gold coming of the torch light.

"Hes supposed to be a myth. No trace of him, no artifacts, no writings, nothing has been found on him" Evy explained, her eyes full of eagerness "Let's open the chest"

"I don't think that's a good idea honey" Rick said, worry showing in his eyes.

"It's just a chest. No harm came from opening a chest" She argued.

"No harm came from reading from a book either, and looked what happened there" He sighed, knowing he's lost the battle. Seeing his wife now struggingly with the lock, he saw a sun-shaped key hanging from one's of the guard's hand and passed it to her. She smiled gratefully and used it quickly, opened the ornant chest to reveal a large gold bracklet with a scorpian on top "The bracklet of Anubis" She gasped.

Spivey and Jacques were still searching for Alex throughout the temple. His heart was pounding so hard, he was afraid that one of them would be able to hear it.

The two men had their back to him now so he reached for another pebble. Except this time whatever luck he had had that allowed for him to remain undiscovered deserted him because Jacques caught the pebble in midair and reduced it to a fine powder. Spivey cursed and moved forward, but Jacques held him back.

"Ill take care of zis," he growled, gripping his scimitar. Alex began to sweat profusely. He was in deep trouble now and there was no one here to help him.

Their leader stood poised at the entrance with his pistol cocked and aimed. He hadn't planned on two other people being with them but it was no matter. A sound from the chamber door made him stop, the walls and floors made an awful groaning sound of stone scraping against stone. He was nearly thrown off-balance as the floor began to shake.

Upon feeling the tremors, he suddenly seemed to value his life more than his paycheck so he shoved the pistol back in his belt and ran for it. He was confident that the O'Connells would get out of it because they were a slippery lot. They would have the bracelet and he could get it from them in the safer walls of their home in London. Yes, that was a good plan.

As if it would automatically appease whatever force she had angered, Evy instantly slammed the chest shut.

"Bit late for that, isnt it?" Rick said.

Evelyn picked up the chest. "Put it in your rucksack!" she cried frantically.

"Oh no! No! No! Leave the bloody thing here!" Howard yelled, sudeenly afraid for his and Vince's lifes. A sense of Deja-vu crept over them as he held his lover close to him, trying to once again calm him down.

"Its a bit late for that!" Evy retorted.

"What does it say?" Rick asked, thrusting the chest towards his wife.

"Uh." Evelyn read the inscription, "He who disturbs this chest shall drink from the Nile. Oh, that doesnt sound too bad."

Immediately the sound of massive amounts of rushing water where there should be none in the middle of the desert filled their ears. Shoving the chest into his rucksack, Rick grabbed onto his wife, Howard keeping his hold on Vince and they ran for their lives.

Alex swallowed hard and kept holding on to the sides of the scaffolding. The Frenchman was nearly to the top of the scaffolding with his scimitar held between his teeth.

They were all startled when his leader came running into the chamber screaming at his companions to get out of there "Run! Get the hell out of here!"

"What about the bracelet?" Spivey asked in confusion.

"Never mind that! Get out!" Red yelled.

Jacques glowered at Alex as if it was all the boys fault and slid down the ladder. He didn't, however, leave the boy in peace. Before dashing out of the room after his partners, he kicked a balance board out from under the scaffolding.

"Au revoir!" the Frenchman sneered.

The scaffolding began to rock back and forth as Alex desperately held on. When the planks beneath him gave way, he jumped onto a pillar and hung on while the scaffolding crumpled to the floor. After realizing he was unhurt, he slid to the floor in amazement. His heart was still pounding at that near-fatal experience and his body was shaking, but he was okay.

But the pillar that had allowed Alex to escape the crumbling scaffolding lurched to the side and smashed into another pillar thus creating a domino effect. Alex watched in open-mouthed horror as pillar after pillar crashed into one another, destroying the temple "Ooops," He said simply.

A gigantic wave of water from nowhere pounded after the O'Connells and boosh boys in the catacombs. Ahead, another geyser appeared in front of them and they were forced to turn and sprint down a side tunnel. The only problem was this tunnel was a dead end, they were trapped.

"Okay, next time one of you choose," Rick told his wife and friends.

Vince was terrified and Howard was enraged at the same time. What a perfect way for them to die, being drowned in the bowels of an ancient Egyptian temple in the middle of the damn desert. They was slammed against their friends from a gush of water and they were crushed to the wall.

"This is bad!" Rick sputtered. Howard knew this and held Vince close to him, before bringing him close for what seemd like final kiss, putting all his emotions into it and moaned as Vince did the same, heart breaking as he felt tears for fear and sadness drip from the gothic fairy's face. They were nearly pulled away as the pressure of the water came faster and harder.

Evelyn gasped for air and struggled to stay above the water. Both she and her husband were pushing themselves up. "We've had bad before!"

"This is worse!" He looked up and saw that there was an opening in the ceiling, but it was blocked by metal bars. He used those to keep above the water and guided his wife and friends to them, but he knew it was too late.

With a grimace Alex watched the last few pillars smash into one another. The last column to fall held for a moment before tipping into the stone wall and smashing into it creating a hole.

The last thing Alex had ever expected to happen happened, water came gushing out of that hole and along with it came four bodies. They were carried right to Alex's feet and the small boy breathed a sigh of relief when he saw who they were and that they were alive, but was confused at the other two new people.

His parents and the strangers gasped for air for a while before fully realizing that they werent trapped anymore. They looked at their surroundings in astonishment and Alex winced. "Mum, Dad...I can explain."

Finally, I'm so sorry it took so long, but now here it is thank you everyone who reviewed my last two chapters, but now it will be strictly fluffy until mayeb the end ;) from chugirl2526.