QUACK EXPERIMENTAL FANFICTION PRESENTS:
BUCKET O' PARODIES
Winry Rockbell: Cat Launcher
MwAhahahahahah! This is the 3rd time I've updated my fics in 3 days! I'm on a roll! I'm happy though because my cat, who was sick with a urinary infection is going to be OK! I'm kinda updating by using the "sneaking on" method because my mom took away my laptop so I had to come all the way down to the main computer to update. They aren't going to be back home 'till very late so I took the time to update!! And my brother knows not to tell my parents because I've taken the liberty to tell him the story called "The Little Brother Who died in 6th Grade." Anyways, here's chapter 3 called "Winry Rockbell: Cat Launcher." This is a drabble because it's short because I didn't have as much source material to work with.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own FMA, Family Guy, or a crossbow or a bag of cats.
"We now return to the Resembool news at 5!" spoke the newsman on the news show. Winry Rockbell sighed and put her head back on the couch, and resumed eating her popcorn. Winry wasn't very happy right now. She had lost her favorite wrench. The one Ed had bought her.
She sighed trying to think of a replacement weapon. Just then, there was a knock at her door. She got up, knowing full well that the pizza guy had finally arrived. She opened the door, and saw the pizza guy.
"Pizza for Winry Rockbell!" he said, showing her the pizza. However, when she opened the box, she gasped.
"How dare you! You gave me Canadian bacon instead of bacon! Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my Cat Launcher!" She declared glaring at the pizza man, who, mind you, was utterly confused at the words 'cat launcher'.
Winry then proceeded to take out a crossbow and a sack full of cats. One by one, she began launching cats at the poor pizza guy. "AAHHHHH!" She then proceeded to chase the poor guy into town.
TWANG! "REOWWWW!" THWAK!, TWANG! "REOOOOOOWOWWW!" THWAK!
TWANG! "MEOWROWWWW!" THWAK!, TWANG! "REOMEOOOW!" CRASH!!
The cat that was just fired had crashed through the glass of the "Resembool Adult Video Store".
Just then, Edward, Havoc, and Mustang were walking by. They saw that the glass through the window of the store was broken. "Hey, someone tried to break into the dirty movie store!" said Ed. "Quick, grab as many as you can before anyone sees!" said Havoc. All three grabbed an armful of videos and ran out of the store.
Winry then came back in front of the store and said to herself, "Damn, I lost him! Oh well, come on kitties, back in the bag! Come on Mittens, come on Fluffy, come on Paul." She paused, then said laughing, "Paul! Hahahaha! What a ridiculous name for a cat! That's a person's name! Hahahahohohahaha! Paul…who names a cat Paul?...paul!"
After that, Winry and her cats, including Paul(Who, by the way, was the one who broke the glass to the video store) went back home.
But Winry's happiness didn't last long when she found the pizza bill on her door. Boy, did she have to pay a lot.
"Pizza Company! Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my 'Chinchilla Launcher'!"
Chinchillas, by the way are little puffy, harmless animal…things. Anyways, hope you liked it! You wan see this Video at and search "Cat Thrower." Yeah, I need to find some other source for my parodies than youtube.
Oh yeah, NO CATS OR PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC! EVEN PAUL WASN'T HURT WHEN HE CRASHED THROUGH THE WINDOW. I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed so far and the next chapter will be up shortly. Thank you to all these wonderful people:
h.l.stealth
ITookThisName
P. McTully
Rissa Havoc
Yorick-chan
Thank you guys! Your reviews mean a lot to me! Chapter 4 up soon! If I stay on a roll, I might even have it up tomorrow!
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