MistressYaoi: I present chapter 3 of a Tale of Two

MistressYaoi: I present chapter 3 of a Tale of Two! Okay so I need to explain/warn something before I start the story… THIS IS AN MPREG!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN CLICK THE BACK BUTTON ON YOUR BROWSER!! I will now explain why this is an mpreg there are three reasons:

1. Two hot guys kissing is… well hot.

2. Two hot guys kissing and having sex is even hotter.

3. Two hot guys kissing having sex and making babies that will be as sexy as both parents combined is as good as it gets.

Okay so Allen will you do the disclaimer?

Allen: Of course. MistressYaoi-chan doesn't own D.Gray-Man. It belongs to Hoshino Katsura-sama.

Kanda: Oi! Stupid bitch! Why are you so kind and friendly with the moyashi but cruel towards me?

MistressYaoi: Because Allen is speacial. He's as adorable as a kitten.

Kanda: Bullshi-

MistressYaoi: Beats Kanda with a heavy book. Sorry about that guys and gals. Please continue while I hide this body. Drags Kanda's body away.

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All was akward in the cafeteria at the Dark Order. A group of finders, Reever, Johnny, Lavi, and Linal all were staring at two individuals at the oter side of the cafeteria.

"They keep staring at us." Allen stated not looking up from his meal.

"Che. Nosy bastards. Everyone of them." Kanda muttered.

Kanda had already finished his meal and was now currently just staring at Allen who didn't seem to notice. As Allen and Timcanpi began fighting over food Kanda smiled warmly at his lover... It was at that moment that the group of finders and Johnny fainted. Lavi and Linali wandered over and sat down on either side of Allen.

"Ooh. What could have caused this lovey-dovey scene I wonder." Lavi said.

Allen blushed deeply and Kanda glared, "What do you want rabbit?" Kanda asked coldly.

"Nothing. I just wanted to hang out with my two bestest buddies!"

"Che. You're being annoying so just piss off baka usagi."

"Don't be so mean Kanda," Linali said, "Why are you and Allen suddenly so friendly to each other? I mean not that I'm complaining but..."

"That's none of your buisness woman." Kanda replied.

"Aw, Yuu. Don't be so secretive! Why don't you tell everyone about you and Allen." Lavi teased.

By now the finders and Johnny had woken up and were curiously listening in on the conversation.

"Allen-kun what is he talking about?" Linali asked.

Allen didn't get a chance to answer, however, because Kanda had stood up and slammed his fist on the table. He glared at Lavi, who flinched back, and then looked to Allen, "This is annoying and starting o give me a headache. I'm leaving and I'll see you when you finish." Kanda then surprised everyone by leaning down and giving Allen a peck on his cheek. Kanda left the cafeteria leaving Allen to explain everything.

Poor Allen...

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A month had passed and Allen was absolutly bored. He had no missions for the moment and Kanda was away on one of his many missions. Allen was currently in his room lying on his bed playing with Timcanpi. Allen had a bag of rolls and was throwing them to Timcanpi, who would catch them and eat them. Why was he not eating them himself you ask? Well recently Allen had begun to feel sick in the mornings. He had been able to hide from everyone so far and hoped that whatever it was that was making him sick passed before Kanda returned. Kanda was one person whom he couldn't hide his illness from.

Unfortunatly, watching Timcanpi fly around in circles began to make him dizzy which soon turned to a neseating feeling which progressed until he was positive he was going to be sick.

"Ugh. Not again." Allen thought aloud as he made his way to an unused bathroom near his room. He ran as quickly as he could and had nearly made it to the bathroom before Lavi showed up blocking the way to the bathroom.

"Oi, Allen! What's up? Why're you running?" Lavi asked oblivious to Allen's condition.

"Lavi... I'm sorry, I have to go." Allen said trying to get by Lavi but said person grabbed his arm preventing him from going further.

"You don't look so good. Are you alright?"

"I'm..." Allen was interrupted as he began to vomit.

"O-Oi! Allen! What's wrong?" Lavi asked worriedly.

Once Allen had emptied his stomach of everything he began to sway dangerously on his feet. Lavi managed to catch Allen before he hit the ground.

"Allen! Hey, Allen wake up!"

Allen's breath was shallow and his face was flushed. Lavi called for help and was relieved to see Linali and Krory running over to them.

"Oh no! Allen-kun! Lavi what's wrong with him?" Linali asked kneeling down next Allen.

"I don't know. He just threw up and passed out!" Lavi explained.

"We should take Allen to the infirmary." Krory said.

He took Allen from Lavi's arms and told Linali to go ahead and ready the nurses for Allen's arrival.

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Kanda never thought he would say it, but he was glad to be back from his mission. He was about to head to his room to rest when he saw Linali running towards him.

"Kanda!" Linali called.

"Che. What is it?" Kanda asked irritation dripping in his voice.

"Kanda! Allen-kun is sick! He's in the infirmary right now and the nurses are examining him." Linali said.

Not listening to anything past 'Allen-kun is sick' Kanda quickly made his way to the infirmary.

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"Alright. Allen-kun will be alright. He asleep right now." The Head Nurse explained, "We will discuss the test results with Komui-san and see what happens from there."

"But what's wrong with Allen?" Lavi asked.

"We will discuss the test results with Komui-san and see what happens from there." The Head Nurse repeated.

"Why can't you just tell us now?!"

"I will ask that you lower your voice before you wake Allen-kun."

"But-"

"Shut-up you stupid rabbit!" A voice shouted from the doorway.

"Huh?" Lavi looked to see who it was, " EH!? Yuu-chan?! I thought you were on a mission."

"I was. I just got back when Linali came running to tell me the beansprout was sick." Kanda explained, "So what's wrong?"

"The nurse won't say."

"What's wrong with him?" Kanda glared a doom glare at the Head Nurse (Is that her name? Why is it capitalized?)

"You cannot frighten me with your glares Kanda-kun. We wil discuss the results with Komui-san and see what happens from there." The Head Nurse said for the third time.

"Che." Kanda walked over to Allen's bed and sat down in the chair next to it, "Stupid moyashi." Kanda muttered.

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About an hour later Allen woke up. He sat up wondering where he was. He looked around sleepily and saw he was in the infirmary. Suddenly he was being pushed back down onto the bed.

"Lie down beansprout. You still need rest." Kanda ordered.

"Kanda? Why am I here? When did you get back?" Allen asked lying back down.

"I just got back and the nurse won't tell us what's wrong with you." Kanda said pulling the covers back over Allen. (Awww. Kanda's so sweet.)

"I see..."

There was a moment of silence before Kanda spoke, "So how long have you been sick?"

"Eh! Uh...I..." Allen was saved from having to answer when the Head Nurse (Seriously. Why do I capitalize this?) and Komui entered and walked over to Allen's bed.

"How are you feeling Allen?" Komui asked in a serious tone.

"Uh-oh." Allen thought, "Komui's serious... This can't be good."

"What's wrong with him?" Kanda spoke up.

"Well nothings wrong really... Unless you classify being pregnant as something wrong."

"WHAT!?" Allen and Kanda shouted in unision.

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MistressYaoi: Okay so that's chapter 3. Sorry for the crappy quality. I meant to make this longer but I just don't have the time right now. Sorry... Kanda, Allen you got anything to add?

Kanda and Allen completley stunned.

MistressYaoi: Oooookaaaay... Well I'll see you next chapter! I will be posting it within the next week so don't worry! I won't leave you hanging! Also, please comment! Your opinions are very important to me!