Chapter 3

Prussia gripped Canada's hand tighter and continued his quick strides away from America. He didn't hate the other nation, in fact they were good drinking

buddies and Prussia had often awoken on America's floor not knowing how he got there. But even the best of friends sometimes bicker. And now was one of

those times. Prussia kept pulling Canada until Canada yelled "Prussia! Hold on for a second! Maybe I wanna talk to my brother!" Prussia stopped for a

second once he heard what Canada said. Prussia stared down at the small country for a moment before letting his hand go."Fine, if it's what you want. But I

wasn't gonna let him ream you out against your will." Canada runs back to his brother. "America...I swear...We didn't do anything...He just...kissed me."

Canada blushed, he didn't want to tell his brother this, but he didn't want him to think they had sex."You KISSED! When did this happen and why Prussia of

all nations?" America said with fury. "No well… he kissed me! I was crying...and he just...you know...leaned in and kissed me..." Canada wanted America to

understand this "I think I...I l-love him..." Canada backed up just in case America got real mad. "I guess I understand" America said with a sigh. "I too have

had a similar ordeal when I was younger, but that's for another time." Canada hugged his brother saying "Thank you Alfie " Canada smiled at him then went

back downstairs to see Prussia with an empty beer cup in his hand. Prussia had about 4 beers before Canada even came downstairs. He was definitely

drunk. Canada rushes over to him. "Prussia! How much beer did you have?! Are you alright?!" Prussia stumbled a little and leaned on the wall. "Birdiiieee…

How'd it go with the big stars n' stripesses? Oh, I only had fourishie. But I think it'll take at leeeeeaast five to get me drunk." Prussia, if not totally drunk

already, was well on his way. Canada was a little mad at him for getting so drunk so fast. "Oh Prussia! Did you really get that drunk that fast?!" Canada was

trying to shake him out of it. "PRUSSIA!" Suddenly, Prussia looked at him oddly and said something funny. Prussia looked Canada straight in the eyes. "I'm

so glad we're friiieennnds now, Be-hic- because you know what they say about friendshippp...'Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but

only you get the warm feeling that it brings.'" With that, Prussia refilled his cup and giggled. Canada had no comment on Prussia statement except

"yeah...Uh...Don't ever say that in public again and...Yes I'm glad were friends but you really need to lighten up on the drinks ok?!" Canada was seriously

worried about Prussia. America walked down the stairs to see the drunken Prussia as he fell over onto Canada; making Canada fall down to the ground.

"Whoa there Prussia, are you trying to crush my little bro?" America walked over to his brother and helped him get up. At the same time he picked up

Prussia. "It's getting late so why not have him crash at our place for the night? Attention everyone! The party is over so everyone have a safe trip home."

Looking back at Canada, he said while smirking "Why not take him to your room? You have a big enough bed for the two of you." Prussia snickered. "Wow,

America. I'm surpri- -hic- surprised you trust me enough with him in beeeddd~" He rolled off of Canada, slurring an apology. "I want some moooore

though" Prussia reached up to the table to pour himself another cup, but was stopped by Canada. First Canada blushed at that comment. Then he noticed

Prussia wanted more to drink. "NO! Prussia NO! You don't need to drink anymore! Geeze! But...he can stay with me...if h-he wants...just don't take it the

wrong way!" "I trust you bro" America said with a yawn. Prussia pouted. "Mmmmm but birdieeeeeee..." He yawned. "I'm tired..." He took Canada around

the waist and hugged him tightly. "Alright" yawned America. "I'll help you bring him to your room and ill give him a pair of my pjs." "Mmmm but I usually

sleep in the nuuuude" Prussia whined. "B-But Prussia your drunk! And I have a feeling if your drunk… and naked...sharing my bed is gonna be very

interesting..." Canada didn't know what was gonna happen next. "That's not gunna happen!" America said as his eyes widened to a horrific image in his

head. "Daaammnnnn... You need to pull the stick outta yur assss Americaaa..." Prussia made another pouty-face. "I like the feel of the cool air where the

sun don't shine... Refreshhhhing." "If you wanna sleep nude..."America sighed "Use my bed." Prussia just blinked at him. "No fricken way, man. I'mma sleep

with birdie." Canada's face was so beyond red it was Orange. "UH! UH! UH! P-PRUSSIA! Y-YOU CAN STOP J-JOKING NOW!" He wasn't sure if Prussia was

actually serious. Did he really want to sleep with him? Prussia just turned and looked at him with those piercing red eyes of his. "I'm totally serious birdie!

You're mine tonight."