Title: Seras loves her Master

Rated: M (Sexual content, some cussing)

A/N: I'm back with my third chapter! If you thought dildo heading was weird, keep on reading and I'll prove you wrong! Anyway, I'm going to be adding random characters from other animes, but not too often, and I'll make some bitches die! I'm done boring you with my words, ENJOYETH!

11 PM – Pips house

Pip was walking back to his trailer home in the pouring rain, carrying Seras's remains. He slammed the metal door open and threw the plastic bag to the table.

All that could be heard was the sound of thunder and rain. Pip grabbed a towel from his bathroom and began drying his hair. When he finished he went to his room and opened his closet to put on the outfit he was saving for this occasion. He stripped all of his clothes which left him completely nude; he even let his braid loose. He grabbed the outfit from the closet and threw it to his bed. He picked up the first garment.

They were a pair of black laced panties. He slid into them easily and they didn't look half bad on him! Next he grabbed a black laced bra with the same design and looked at himself in the mirror. Next he grabbed red and black permanent markers and drew Seras's name on his chest in fancy lettering and a heart on it. He then grabbed a short black dress with long sleeves and made sure it was loose on his shoulders, and then he put on high black stockings. Lastly he put on a gold necklace and tied his hair up with a black lace.

"There, now time to fix my little mon chéri ." Pip said while turning the radio on so he can start reviving Seras. A Rob Zombie song came on!

He poured all of the parts to the floor and brought a sewing kit and some staples. He began sewing her face together, and stapled the gash on her right hand. Next he sewed her uniform and tied her shoes. She was missing an eye so he had to use a glass one. To seem sexy he put the eye in his mouth and pushed it into the empty hole.

He sat back on his bed looking at what he created, he smiled seductively, glaring at the monster.

'Ah ah Ah ah Uh, Ah ah Ah ah Uh' Was the music being chanted while peering up Seras's stiff form. She was stitched from head to toe, and she stayed standing even though she wasn't conscious yet.

Pip placed Seras on the floor and picked up one of many candles from the ground, then he had a Voodoo for Dummies book and began reading the chant!

"AH DE DOO EEE DEMBULA, GIVE ME THE POPWER I BEG OF YOU LOUVE MOUSEA DE GAUSHIO SATUM PITIEM TE GUADEMORT AH DE DOO EEE DEMBULA, AWAKE!"

Seras didn't respond. "Awake." Pip repeated irritated. "AWAKE, AWAKE, AWAKE!" Pip shouted fussily. "What a crock." He said in defeat blowing out his candle.

All of a sudden Seras blinked and strongly grasped Pip's shoulder. Pip screamed in surprise. "I-it worked!?"

Seras just grinned at Pip and sat up. "Mr. Bernadotte, thank you" She spoke dreamily.

"No prob Seras!" Pip said smiling hugging Seras.

"Can you help me with something Mr. Bernadotte?" Seras said standing to her feet starring at the rain outside. Pip just nodded standing beside his sweet mon chéri.

"Can you take me to my Master?"

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"I can believe we got out of there alive." Integra said sitting at a booth with Walter and Alucard.

"Yeah, I thought she was going to kill us!" Walter said taking a sip from his tea.

"Let's not talk about it, I don't want to remember." Alucard said looking out the window with a calm expression on his face.

"Don't think after all that's happened this evening that I'm going to forget what you've done with Seras." Integra said while taking out a cigar.

"Why are you so angry master…? It's not like I haven't done that sort of thing before." Alucard said looking away from Integra's gaze. "I mean, remember that one time you where drunk and you ordered me to transform myself into a woman then you licked about every inch of my bo-"

"T-that's not true, idiot!" Integra yelled, putting her hand in her coat reaching for her gun. She looked at Walter to see him blushing. "Don't listen to him Walter!" Integra hissed sitting back in her seat.

"Don't worry miss, I'm not one to judge you, I'm merely the Butler." Walter said with a warm smile.

Alucard began to chuckle darkly, "Don't play so innocent Walter, remember back in WW2, we were so happy we defeated those bastard we-"

"Enough!" Walter yelled looking away from Alucard's grinning face.

"Is there anybody you haven't been fucked by you little slut?" Integra said, not expecting an answer.

All of a sudden the doors to Subway were broken into, then Alucard, Walter, and Integra's jaws dropped from what they saw!

"MASTUUUH!" Seras G. Victoria screeched with joy. Every inch of her form was either sewn or stapled; she looked just like Frankenstein! (OR CHUCKY WINK WINK)

Walter and Integra where both looking at the newly refurbished 'Seras Geraldo Victoria Frankenstein" and they saw drag Pip standing behind her, they were about ready to scream their freaking heads off!

Alucard seemed the most terrified, but he was happy that Walter and Integra were with him, if they got through this before they can get through this again.

"Let's go Seras, we can leave together." Pip said while hugging Seras from behind. Seras just grinned devilishly and turned around to look at Pip. "Thank you for reviving me Pip, I really liked you a lot but…" All of a sudden she stabbed the mercenary through the chest with her hand, lifting his body up slowly from the ground with blood trailing down her arm. "I ONLY WANT MY MAAAAAAAASTUUUUUUUH!" she yelled throwing his body to the floor.

Integra and Walter both looked in shock when suddenly Seras looked at them and smiled with hells fire in her eyes. They both looked at each other and decided to go with plan B. They both dashed for the fire escape staircase.

"Where the fuck are you going?!" Alucard yelled in confusion, starring at Walter and Integra vacating the building.

"We have an escape helicopter on the roof, sorry but there's only room for two people." Walter said holding the door open for Integra then giving Alucard a last sympathetic look before he quickly followed her.

Alucard turned around in shock to see Seras starring at him with a 'rape time' face. If he was still a human his pants would be soaked with urine by now.

"Master don't be scared, I WONT BE TO ROUGH!" Seras yelled closing in on Alucard. He quickly grabbed both his casull gun and Jackal gun and pointed them at her.

"Don't come any closer or I'll kill you!" Alucard barked matching her hellish gaze.

"If you were confident that you could kill me you would've done so without a second though." She said calmly picking up her pace.

She jumped in the air and landed on Alucard. She quickly stood up and grabbed his shirt collar and threw him to a nearby table.

"Where ya goin baby?" Seras said pinning Alucard's wrists against the table of the booth with her incredible strength as she slowly ran her hand up his inner thigh. "We're gonna have a party!"

"No, GODAMMIT NO!" Alucard yelled, trying to get out of her grasp. When he was loose for a second he thought he could get away until her body was hovering over him. He shook in horror as she leaned down and began licking his neck. 'YOU'RE A FUCKIN GOOD BOY ARENT YA?!'Seras screamed at Alucard through her thoughts.

'Bitch please, I kill people' He sassed back mentally at Seras.

"MAAAASTAH, SINCE YOU LIKE TO MENTALLY TALK BACK TO YOUR SEME, I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!" Seras yelled as she began to open her mouth inhumanly wide, looking down at Alucard.

Alucard had no idea what she was going to do, when all of a sudden as she was opening her mouth he saw something starring at him from the back of her throat. IN WAS GERALDO!

"W-what are you doing?" Alucard said with his eyes fixed on the purple thing staring at him from the inside of Seras's mouth. When suddenly he heard a high pitched voice.

"Um gooin to eet yu" the voice said from Seras's throat. At that moment Alucard gathered enough strength to throw Seras to the other side of the restaurant. As soon as he was free he ran out the door without looking back. He ran so fast he made it to a nearby forest. He thought he was finally safe until he heard an angry voice calling him.

"MASTER I'M SORRY, COME BACK." Seras yelled walking outside of the restaurant. Alucard not answering her made her boil with rage, she was gonna tear some booty when she got her hands on him!

"ILL FIND YOU, THEN ILL RAPE YOU, THEN ILL KILL YOU AND RAPE YOU AGAIN AND KEEP BRINGING YOU BACK TO LIFE SO I CAN RAPE YOU FOREVER!" Seras screamed running through the forest faster than sonic and the flash combined!

That's when Alucard new he really had to run for his life. "It's the Sultan all over again." Alucard said to himself while running as fast as he could when he realized he was being a fucking puppy pussy cunt. "Why the hell am I so afraid?" Alucard said as he came to a stop. "I'll just kill the cunt and hang her body parts on the wall." He said to himself smirking at the idea.

"Who the fuck am I kidding." He said as he made a run for his life again. He stopped when he bumped into someone and fell to the ground. When he looked up to see who it was he knew he was saved!

"Hm, oh sorry I was spacing out for a minute their" Goku said rubbing the back of his head with his eyes closed as he helped Alucard up. "Why were you running in the forest this time of night?" The Saiyan said looking at Alucard like a retard.

"Please help me!" Alucard pleaded starring at Goku with worried eyes. Goku didn't respond, he just looked at Alucard seriously.

"What's in it for me?" the gi fighter said looking at Alucard with cold eyes.

"B-but I thought you were the hero, I thought you helped people in need!?" Alucard said raising his voice in irritation and confusion.

"Are you fucking kidding me, that kiddy shit is just for show, plus you look pretty evil to me" Goku said turning his back on Alucard.

"I'll do anything just please help me!" Alucard said kneeling on the floor. Goku just turned around in amusement. "Well there is something I want but you're I guy so I don't think I wanna do it." Goku smirked, teasing an obviously mortified Alucard.

"What the heck are you talking about!?" Alucard said confused, when suddenly he think he knew what the weird haired male wanted. "You want me to give you a blowjob!?" Alucard yelled with a disgusted expression on his face.

Yeah, but you're a man and I'm no homo so you can forget about it." Goku said turning to the sky, about to fly away.

"Wait!" Alucard yelped grabbing the other mans orange pants.

"What?" Goku said turning around to look at Alucard, when he met his gaze he blushed from what he saw. "Y-you're a girl!? Goku said utterly mind fucked.

"No, but I can be, so if I give you what you want you'll help me, is that correct?" Alucard said going down to his knees, moving his hair out of his face.

"Yeah, totally!" Goku said while quickly dropping his pants. Alucard quickly opened his mouth and accepted the cock that was practically thrown into his mouth. He closed his eyes as he silently bobbed his head back and forth, sucking cock like a fucking pro! Licking the staff and base and all that shit…..

"Wow, your good at this." Goku grunted as he put a hand on Alucard's soft head. When Alucard made a whimpering noise that set Goku off like a fucking bomb! He ejaculated all he had to offer in the vampire's mouth. Alucard gagged from having seed rocket into the back of his throat and he had a coughing fit as he rose from the ground, looking like a whore with sperm running down her lip. (SKY HIGH IS AN UGLY MOVIE)

While Goku was pulling his pants up both of their hearts stopped (well Goku at least) when they heard yelling coming from the south side of the forest.

"MASTUH I CAN HEAr YOU, I'M COMING!" the police girl yelled, tearing down all the trees in her path.

"Who the hell is that?" Goku said looking at the damage this person was doing to the forest. Alucard looked at him as he changed back into his normal form.

"I need you to kill that person, she coming after me." Alucard said putting on his hat and glasses to cover himself from Goku's faggot aura.

"Is that all?" Goku said smiling smugly facing the direction Seras was coming from. "Don't worry; I'll end this in less than a second, now run away." Goku said as he floated into the air.

"Thank you." Alucard said smiling; preparing to run away when all of a sudden Goku put something in his coat. "You'll need this just in case" Goku said as he sped off.

"What the fuck is this?" Alucard said looking at the small bean in his hand. "Well whatever." He said as he transformed into a bat and flew off into the night. 'I forgot that Integra and Walter ditched me before, I'm going to fucking find them and give them a piece of my mind!" Alucard said as he flew off angrily.

"Now I'll leave the rest to him." Alucard said when suddenly he heard a giant explosion. 'He killed her already, it's over!'

"Was this person supposed to be powerful, what a joke."

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And that's chapter 3! Review please :) Bye!