Another chapter Another Chapter this one's going to have Hermione Ron and that pompous gas bag in the green bowler hat I mean Britain's beloved minister of magic

HA HA HA I COULDN'T SAY THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING OH I CAN'T WAIT TO REPLACE HIM WITH SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

Good thing I had that spoiler alarm installed I nearly gave you guys information you didn't need to know until later that is

Goku and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Goku and Harry were standing across side by side facing off against James while Lily Ruby and their grandparents watched

Well Grandma Potter did Grandpa Potter a balding wizard was asleep in what looked to be a very comfortable recliner that had with magic walked out onto the porch

Grandma smacked him on the back of his balding head "Oh Richard wake up" Grandpa eye's snapped open and he grabbed his wand flailing it around like a shot gun looking for unseen enemies

"Is it dinner time Emily I'm famished" he said with a yawn "Lily is that you"

"Hi dad" Lily greeted Grandpa looked around "why am I outside"

"Your son is going to spar with our grandchildren" Grandma answered "oh before noon he's your son"

"It's twelve forty five you slept through lunch Grandpa" Ruby told him

Grandpa yawned reclining back into his chair "well wake me at dinner time sapphire"

"It's Ruby Grandpa" Ruby said before the fight began Goku leapt onto Harry's shoulder using them as a spring board to fling himself through the air towards James

While Harry ran forward feinting a charge but leaping to the side arms reach from James leaping to strike him in his side

James spun on his heel raising his knee to block Harry's punch and his elbow to block Goku's kick making him look like a statue to some obscure Hindu god

James phased away Goku's and Harry's momentum had them crashing together in seconds "oh my head" Goku moaned helping Harry up to his feet

"What is it with this planet and the saiyan head shots" he asked aloud

"Couldn't tell you if I tried son" James said before smirking "now then aren't you to going to fight"

Goku setteled into a familiar stance "Shishi" he called

Harry put his hands around Goku's "Shishi" he said also first a blue orb formed in Goku's palm but it quickly turned red

"Dama" they called pushing the orb forward turning it into a beam as wide as master roshi's Kamehameha James snapped his foot forward striking the kick to the side the beam bent and struck the ground creating a small explosion

"How did that not work" Harry said after the chamber of secrets incident Harry and Goku had worked on creating a collaboration attack the Shishi Dama or Lion Bomb in English was what they came up with but it couldn't even stop their dad

"Nice try boys" James said appearing behind them hitting them both with a kick that sent them flying out of the arena "but there's still decades of experience between you two and me"

"Usually with experience comes humility" Lily teased her husband

James laughed "what is this Hu mil ity Lils I've never heard such a sill word"

"You'd think with Goku's super saiyan transformation it's be dad eating gravel"

Goku got up and rubbed his head "Believe me I've tried that it didn't work"

This got Harrys attention when did his brother try to beat their dad with his transformation

"Last August believe me Dad outpaced me his legs are probably the strongest in the world"

Grandpa Potter muttered in his sleep "second to Padfoot never could keep up with Padfoot"

A curious Ruby tapped her grandfather on the shoulder "who's Padfoot Grandpa come on wake up and tell us"

"Drop it Ruby" James said coldly which is Bizarre James Potter never got angry even in a fight with Voldemort he cracked jokes (which made his wife question his sanity)

"Ruby Victoria Potter drop it" Lily said with just as much ice as her husband "it's not a good topic"

"Oh so he's dead" Goku said James nodded before walking back towards the house "Padfoot is gone and he ain't coming back"

The rest of the visit went as well as it could Grandma made dinner Grandpa mostly kept awake but by the end they were standing in the parlor of the elder Potters home the fire green as Harry's eyes

"It was great seeing you all again" Grandma said "make sure to stop by at Christmas I'm putting together one of my parties"

"you got it Mum" James said giving her a hug "to miss an Emily Potter party is to miss the sun"

"Oh you shameless flatterer you get that from your father" Grandma turned to Grandpa who was sucking his thumb while sleeping in his chair

"He still does that" Lily asked while used to it to her it was still odd that her father in law sucked his thumb in his sleep

"It's his way of insuring it's still there not many wizards could say the same after that trip to the alps"

See Grandpa Potter was a veteran having chased Grindelwalds right hand through the alps for three months without their wands many had died or in some cases lost limbs

"Have a nice summer dad" James said Grandpa rolled in his sleep "Lily keep a sharp eye on him Prongs without Lily is a dangerous combination"

Prongs the kids wondered "believe me dad I know" Lily said before she led the kids into the floo

"DIAGON ALLEY" they cried out vanishing in the green flames appearing in the public floo right behind the leaky cauldron the magical side of course the potters stepped out only to be stopped by

"Oh no" Ruby moaned "What's he doing here" Harry asked

"Minister" Goku said being the voice of diplomacy (it certainly wouldn't be Lily with her anger at the creature regulation and control act)

"Simply to offer assistance in these trying times Goku my boy" Fudge said

"He is not your boy" Lily snarled like a lioness protecting her cubs

(No the irony of said sentence isn't lost on 61394)

"No but as you know Sirius Black has escaped and he will of course go after you and your family considering what happened"

"Don't say it" James said coldly

"Of course not but Witch Watchers and Hit wizards are patrolling the alley and will apparate you your side at the slightest hint of trouble"

"tell them to focus on the public not us and I doubt old Bonsey would be happy about this"

Fudge paled but in the end relented

"What are witch watchers sounds like a diet" Harry asked "and hit wizards"

"Both form up the second branch of the DMLE they're right under Aurors Goku looked confused so James made a diagram with magic

Head Auror

Auror

Hit Wizard/Witch Watcher

Investigators

Patrolmen

"Ok I get" Goku said

"And that's not even counting all the sub departments in the DMLE itself and not just the law enforcement branch" Lily said slipping into teacher mode which thankfully they were saved from a lecture by the timely appearance of Mrs. Weasley

"Lily James good to see you I see your two Quidditch players haven't seen it yet"

"Seen what" Harry and Ruby asked

"Oh a new broom being unveiled the firvolt or something like that"

"the firebolt" James Harry and Ruby said rushing as fast as they could and in James case that was very fast to Quality Quidditch Supplies

"Flying is so much easier" Goku said Lily agreeing with her in her opinion of course sane son

"believe me I don't see the appeal of it either" Mrs. Weasley said "Goku dear Ron and Hermione should be near the pet store if you want to say hello"

"Finally trading in that old rat" Lily asked

"Oh no Scabbers is practically family he even does more then old Muriel" and that's saying something

"No I think it's Hermione whose getting the pet something intelligent as she put it"

Goku was curious what could be Intelligent enough for Hermione Granger

"A TIGER" Goku shouted in surpise seeing a tiny tiger being cradled in Hermione's arms like a baby "Hermione your hugging the king of the jungle like it's a pussy cat"

"Oh Goku don't be silly Kahn is a little pussy cat plus he's a Micro Felis so he won't get bigger"

"Micro whatis" Goku asked before he got the reference "you named that thing after Shere Khan Hermione he ate people"

"Only because he was orphaned and abused I thought you could sympathize with such a noble character"

"Sympathize" Goku said in shock "Hermione he ate people and wolves and he nearly killed Baloo everyone but the elephant feared Shere Khan even a giant python"

"Share who" Ron asked protecting Scabbers from the tiny tiger Goku looked at Ron he forgot purebloods have their own stories "spend the night at my place and I'll show you in cartoon and live action"

"honestly he's not that bad there are much worst villains" Hermione argued "like Voldemort Sirius Black or Deidara"

Ron shuddered "and I thought spiders were scary before" he hadn't slept for a month after the fight with Deidara

"Ok good point but really Kahn you couldn't have come up with a better name for TIGER"

The tiger in question purred before it moved in Hermione arms "and you think this is evil"

"I've had bad experiences with big cats" his dad learned better than to leave him unattended at the zoo again after that day

"Hey Goku want to go check out the firebolt" Goku shrugged and followed the Chudley Cannons fan with Hermione muttering boys and following

This is where the chapter ends