Chapter 3
I know how much you love this story that's why I'm answering your demands and writing this so enjoy
This is it I shall have my Revenge.
Sakura has ruined my life for the last time.
Ok maybe the last time was my fault but honestly how was I supposed to know Lee 'shiver' wore that. And now everyone and I mean everyone thinks I'm gayer, that is after they found out I rigid the machine (Is that even possible)
And I will never forget the horror that followed
Flashback
All the costumers had fled, all that remained was a semi-naked Lee, a trembling Naruto hiding under the counter and a mouth wide open Sasuke.
"Why do you wear that?" Naruto finally got up the courage to speak out but was pale as a sheet
"But it offers great support for my youth and not to mention flexibility"
End Flashback
GAAA The horror
Well payback was near and there's no way Sakura can read my mind.
Yes you guessed it I'm wearing foil on my head. I don't care how stupid I look if it keeps her out of my mind like the dobe said I'm happy. He said something about aliens and foil protecting your mind.
"Hey Sasuke-san"
"Hey" HN Hinata's here
"Is Naruto-kun working?"
"Hn" translation I'll get him
"Ok thanks" she blushes like crazy
"DOBE YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
"Hina-chan" a head pops out of I don't know where, jumps over the counter and GLOMPS onto a now RED Hinata.
"See ya Teme, got my date" He waves goodbye
"Hn"
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"Naruto-kun, why is Sasuke-san wearing foil on his head?" Hinata whispered as they walked to the exit
"He's pretty vulnerable lately, thinking Sakura can read his mind, so I told him to wear foil"
"Why?"
"Ok because the Sakura foiling his plans thing when…"
"What?"
"I told her"
"Naruto"
Naruto began to nervously laugh "Wait until he finds out the foil thing only works on aliens"
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"Hey tin man, what the hell are you wearing?" Sakura's mocking voice came into ear shot
Sasuke jumped and pointed an accusing finger at her "You can't read my mind"
Sakura chuckled and began cleaning the register area "What's so funny?"
Sakura turned to him and smiled "I can't read minds" "I know because I'm wearing this" he pointed to the hat "No Naruto told me what you were doing"
Sasuke became frozen "Dobe"
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"ACHOOOOO"
"You ok Naruto-kun"
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Soon he boiled over a chucked the foil on the floor stomping on it like a mad man. Then he faced her an evil glint in his eyes, she know to well
Sakura began stepping away "You know it's only the two of us" Sasuke snickered
Sakura made a run for it, to her haven but Sasuke had longer legs and arms
So maybe the freezer wasn't the best option
CLANK
"Now it's time for payback"
Now just imagine you're stuck in a freezer. With a man (Now if you're a man I feel sorry for you, unless you like it that way) And he was what you call 'Creepy old man face' at you what would you do ……… Well Sakura started throwing meat at Sasuke.
"What the hell Sakura stop"
"No pervert, Bad boy away"
"Sakura STOP" Sasuke flopped on to Sakura. His body weight restricted her movement. Sakura soaking back tingled as Sasuke breathed so close to her. Sakura felt dazed, lust filled eyes.
"Sa-su-ke" she whispered
Sasuke smirked "Yes"
Sakura moved to his pants "Eat MEAT"
Shoving a handful of meat down his pants, Sasuke yelped at the freezing mush as it made its way through his pants to his underwear to his manhood.
"Fuck" Sasuke rolled to the side, as Sakura took the opportunity to make a run for it.
Sasuke hated his life from the meat in his pants to the fact of the big pointy problem the meat had caused, Sasuke had a tent again.
'Darn her sexiness'
