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Hello people of Fan Fiction! I'm kind of upset because I wanted to include all the Toons into this chapter but I already wrote, like seven pages in Microsoft. Oh well. I've finally had over 1,200 people read this fic.!
I got a new epic reviewer who even reviewed previous skits XD
DarkX! You are now on my honorable reviewer list! He asked to upload soon, so here you go! :D
All copyrights go to Nintendo and such. Now let us begin the story…
Personalities Split
~ Part Three ~
The five kid smashers split up and searched through different parts of the mansion for the five other Toon Links. Meanwhile, The Toon Links were…
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Pit felt hungry. It was already noon, but the poor innocent spawn of Palutena hadn't eaten anything since 5 AM. He also accidentally skipped breakfast time. It wasn't his fault. It was the game. The game almost took his life. He played Animal Crossing: New Leaf in Marth's closet. He tried peeling his eyes away from the tiny twin screens, but he started screaming bloody murder when a swarm of angry bees started chasing after him after he shook harmless looking tree.
"HOLY SHITOCI MUSHROOMS! LADY PALUTENA, SAVE ME!"
He was finally released from the game's life-bending clutches when the battery finally died out. Pit soared out of Marth's closet and towards the kitchen to make himself breakfast. Marth stared at the flying angel as he flew out of his room.
Hysterical laughter could be heard as he flew down the hallways… "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M FREE!"
"How long was he in my closet?!" Marth asked himself.
Pit zoomed through the dorm rooms, pass Nana, and down the stairs into the kitchen.
Nana walked through the hallway looking into any opened doors for any signs of any Toon Links. She stopped for a moment and placed her gloved hand up to the side of her head…
"Have you guys found anything yet" She asked.
"Nope" Lucas replied, while checking the tree house.
"Nada" Red stated as he and his squirtle checked the bathrooms.
"No…" Popo retorted as he checked the garage.
"Nothing" Ness answered as he peeked under the couch cushions.
"Me neither…" Nana frowned, "What if Master Hand finds out about the Toon Links? We'd be so screw- OH MY GLOB!"
Nana stared into Peach's Room as she saw purple Toon sitting next to Peach and Zelda watching (Zero-Suit) Samus shaking her rump.
"Honey, you're too skinny to twerk." Purple Toon stated.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Samus replied in shock. "This is a good exercise for your Gluteus Maximus! You think you can twerk better than me!?"
Purple Toon stood up from his spot and nudged Samus with his shoulder. He twirled around and positioned his booty in front of the three females… "Of course I can."
The three girls gaped at Purple Toon as he vigorously shook his rump. His butt was vibrating!
"It's as if his butt is the rump of a goddess!" Zelda's eyes teared.
"Watching this… I feel so motivated!" Peach marveled.
"Am I really too skinny…" Samus pouted.
When Purple Toon finished, the three female smashers stood up and applauded.
"Nana, what is it?" Ness questioned.
"Hold on, I'll be right back." Nana took her hand off the side of her head and walked to Peach's room…
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Pit zoomed through the dorm rooms, pass Nana, and down the stairs into the kitchen. He gazed into the dining room and looked at all the empty dishes.
Everyone… Pit thought to himself, hogged all the bacon! There aren't any eggs left either! I guess I'll have to make my own breakfast… or lunch whatever.
Pit walked into the pantry and looked through all the cereal brands that were stored away. He picked up a box of Froot Loops, a balanced and HOLY nutritious breakfast. He poured the cereal into a bowl and sat at the dining room table.
Pit took a bite of his cereal and realized he forgot to pour some milk.
"I forgot the milk." Pit sighed.
"I like Lon Lon Milk." Green Toon peeped in the chair next to him.
"Oh, hiya Toon Link! Did you miss breakfast too?"
"I like Lon Lon Milk."
"Well, I like cereal."
"I… like… Lon Lon Milk."
"Yes… and I like cereal."
"I LIKE LON LON MILK!" Green Toon screamed.
"I like cereal…"
"I LIKE LON LON MILK!"
"You're scaring me…"
"I LIKE LON LON MILK!"
"Okay, I'll get you some Lon Lon Milk! Just please stop screaming."
Green Toon hissed and then replied, "Okay."
What's that yelling noise? Ness's head stuck out from under the couch cushion. It's coming from the dining room… It might be one of the Toon Links!
Pit led the poor Green Toon to the refrigerator and took out a carton of Lon Lon Milk.
"Here's some Lon Lon Milk" Pit gave Green Toon the Lon Lon Milk.
"Yay!" Green Toon squealed. Green Toon's mouth opened like a hinged lid and he poured the milk down his throat.
Ness ran into the kitchen and saw Pit feeding Green Toon some Lon Lon Milk.
Oh no, Pit found Green Toon. How do I get Green Toon to the living room without letting Pit know… THAT'S IT!
Ness burst into the kitchen and slapped the carton of milk out of Green Toon's hand.
"PIT!" Ness yelled, "Toon Link is allergic to Lon Lon Milk!"
"WHAT?!" Pit replied in shock.
"I better take him to Dr. Mario."
"Here, I'll come with you. It was my fault after all…"
"Uum… NO!"
"Wait, what?"
Ness looked into the back of his brain.
Think, THINK!
Ness stared into the dining room and heard Pit's stomach growling.
BRAIN BLAST!
"Why can't I come with you?" Pit confusingly asked.
"Don't you have something to go eat?" Ness questioned.
"MY CEREAL!" Pit exclaimed.
"I think I saw Wolf in the dining room. He might be as hungry as a… wolf!" Ness lied.
"Wolf, STOP!" Pit zoomed into the dining room.
Now's my chance…
Ness took his baseball bat and whacked Green Toon on the head. *BONK*
Green Toon unconsciously fell onto the ground. *THUD*
"I caught Green Toon." Ness replied as he placed his hand onto the side of his over sized head.
"Good job!" Popo panted, "Anyway, I NEED REINFORCEMENTS, STAT! Red Toon found one of the Land Master Tanks in the garage!"
(Red Toon's maniacal laughter could be heard in the background)
"I'M COMING"
"I'M COMING" Ness and Red both said in unison.
Ness quickly dragged Green Toon's unconscious cartoon-like body under the couch cushion.
"The world will never know…" Ness said out loud.
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"Hey Guuurrrrrrrrrrrl!" Purple Toon hollered as Nana walked into the room.
"Hi, Nana!" Peach exclaimed.
"We weren't talking about you at all!" Zelda chirped.
[Zelda suddenly turns into Sheik]
"Yes, we were." Sheik stated.
[Sheik instantly transforms back to Zelda]
"SHUT UP!" Zelda pinched herself.
"Hrm?" Peach's Toad popped out of Peach's dress.
"Get out of my room!" Peach smacked the abused Toad with her frying pan. "Girlz only!"
But Link is a boy… Oh whatever.
"Uum, sure…" Nana stuttered, "Anyway, can I please talk to Toon Link?"
"Go ahead. We won't shoot you." Samus glared.
"Like… alone?" Nana questioned.
"Ohhh…." The three ladies synchronized.
Peach, Zelda, and Samus stood up and started heading out the door.
"Have fun, Nana!" Peach giggled as she closed the door.
The lights suddenly dimmed and only candle lights were visible. Romantic music appeared out of nowhere and a violin etched the room with beautiful music.
"You wanted to talk to me, Nana?" Purple Toon questioned.
"Yes…" Nana's heart started pounding. "We need to talk."
"I need you to come with me to the living room. We can turn you back to normal! But, we first need to round you and your other selves togethe-"
"I don't want to go back to normal." Purple Toon smiled.
"Wait, what?"
"I like the way I am. I never feel sad, angry, or confused and scared. I feel good."
"But, if any of the smashers find out about what happened to you, Master Hand will kick you out of brawl!"
Peach, Zelda, and Samus stood in the hallway pressing their ears against the door.
"I can't hear what they're saying." Peach whined.
"You shouldn't have made that violin so freaking loud." Samus whispered.
"Nana said something about Toon Link being kicked out of brawl…" Zelda instantly transformed into Sheik.
"What, WHY?!" Peach almost screamed.
"Shhhhh!" Samus gestured to Peach.
"I think they stopped talking…" Sheik pressed her head harder onto the door.
Nana looked at the door.
"I think they're eavesdropping on us." Nana whispered. "Listen, I know you feel… happy, but sometimes you need to feel angry or sad. Otherwise everything would be unjust. Like, imagine if one of your closest friends died… would you still feel smiley?"
Purple Toon looked unfazed.
"Imagine what it would be like if your town was burned by the monster that killed your parents and your own beloved brother was to be sacrificed at the top of a frozen mountain…" Nana started crying. "Wouldn't you be seething with rage?"
Purple Toon was still smiling.
"Imagine if every one you knew and loved was slaughtered right before your eyes! Wouldn't you be able to feel that haunting image engraved into your skull?" Nana was bursting with tears.
"Imagine if I died right now."
Purple Toon felt a spark surge through his body. He took stepped away from Nana and then stared at the ground. Nana noticed this and took a step towards him. Purple Toon stepped forward and embraced Nana into a hug unlike any other.
"Nana…" Purple Toon smiled with a stream of tears pouring out of his eyes. "Please… turn me back to normal. I don't want to feel like this forever. You made me realize that being eternally happy is a blessing and a curse."
Nana smiled back at Purple Toon. They kept hugging and listened to each other softly sobbing.
This is my longest chapter so far. My favorite Toon Link Story was Purple Toon's. I gave it Romance, Drama, Suspense, Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, and Friendship! It was so sad how he was forced to smile. I actually can't believe I wrote all of this!
I hope I can finish this arc within 1 or 2 more chapters. I WANT TO WRITE MORE SKITS!
Hey reviewers, let's have a CONTEST! I wanna see which reviewer can guess where the Lon Lon Milk scene and brain blast scene was from. XD
I sure hope DarkX reviews again… 0_o
Please remember to post what your favorite Toon story was so far. Animal Crossing is EVIL!
