I was bored.
June 7, 2012
Diary of a Goomba: Mario Kart
Dear Diary, It was supposed to be a good day but it wasn't. Following the game show was Mario Kart. Oh that horrid
game. All I wanted to do is see my goomba friends there, and they were all squashed. It appears that they use the
Goombas to make mushrooms. WHAT KIND OF TOM-FOOLERY IS THAT! So I hatched a plan... I'd use hamburgers
to lure the racers away from the Goombas and they'll drive right into a pond where they can drown MUHAHAHA.
Well that didn't work becuase they drove so fast they didn't even smell it, and a hammer bro tried to kill me
with a hammeh. Yes hammeh it's a word. Look it up fool. If you want proper grammah well too bad. Then a hammer
bro stormed into his house saying... "USE GRAMMER YOU DUMBO-JUMBO, OH YOU MADE ME AND MY HAMMER
ANGRY, WHY I OUGHTA..." To make a long story short... He tried to kill me with a hammer. So I hatched another
spectacular plan. I'd switch the map of the next race making them confused and then a bunch of hamburgers rain
down on them and then the racers got vaporized by the hamburgers. Brilliant isn't it? Well that plan didn't work
either. Apparently hamburgers can't vaporize people. (They do it in HD movies only). Also the racers got out of
their karts and starting pelting us with hamburgers and we just said "You can't get us nah nah nah..." Then a UFO
came and vaporized us. Nobody but me survived. So I was a living target for everyone. I escaped with my super
powers that are awesome and and cool and UH OH. All the racers and the hammer bro crashed through his house
and left it in rubble.
That was a small last minute chapter. Sorry if it was short. As I always say... "Majority Rules!"
~Froggerz~
