TOP TEN WORST PUNISHMENTS MONK COULD POSSIBLY FACE

10) Having to explain the facts of life to a teenager

9) Having to relive the day Trudy died over and over again

8) Being hit on the back area with a pillow and then made to sleep on that pillow

7) Having his cleaning privileges revoked for a week

6) Having to clean up after dogs

5) Having to explain email to old people

4) Having to spend the night in a port-a-john

3) Having to change a wet diaper ((on a boy))

2) Having to change a messy diaper

And the number one worst punishment Monk could ever face is

1) Having his wipes confiscated forever