TOP TEN WORST PUNISHMENTS MONK COULD POSSIBLY FACE
10) Having to explain the facts of life to a teenager
9) Having to relive the day Trudy died over and over again
8) Being hit on the back area with a pillow and then made to sleep on that pillow
7) Having his cleaning privileges revoked for a week
6) Having to clean up after dogs
5) Having to explain email to old people
4) Having to spend the night in a port-a-john
3) Having to change a wet diaper ((on a boy))
2) Having to change a messy diaper
And the number one worst punishment Monk could ever face is
1) Having his wipes confiscated forever
