(Dipper wakes up screaming.)
Pacifica: What's wrong?
Dipper: I just had a horrible nightmare that somebody named TheFalls forced me to kiss Bill. And he was human, and he had just been mauled by a pack of wild, angry gremloblins, and people kept calling us BillDip!
Pacifica: Oh my gosh! That's disgusting!
Soos: (popping out from the closet) Aw dude, that sounds awful! That Falls dude sounds like a child molester or something!
Dipper: Soos! What are you doing here?!
Soos: Uh... actually, I'm not here. (in a suggestive tone) But you two are... (slips out the door)
Oooooooooo! What will they do next? Please give me some suggestions (unless you ship BillDip).
Well well well. Look who came crawling back to DEMAND that I change this chapter because of them. Well... you got your wish. I am adding this message, which in turn is changing the chapter. Here are a few facts for you:
BillDip is an extremely disgusting, offensive, and obscene ship, and anyone who ships it is a moron.
Dipifica is my Gravity Falls OTP. I was hoping to get more Dipifica shippers reading this.
This is a Dipifica story. I couldn't insert another ship even if I wanted to. I mean, what did you expect?
I call 'em like I see 'em.
I do not bow to the whims of people who insult me, and then get mad when I insult them back. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
