A/N: two reviews? And what bird thing? Meh, I'm sticking to the one I had in mind, because 1, hooligan's suggestion was almost the same as my idea.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Toriko
Note: May 2 - Sani 0
Chapter 3: Snot
Sani almost had a heart attack and Komatsu's eyes nearly popped outta his head.
My beloved companion, "Apollo!" I shouted. Toriko started to stammer heavily.
"T-t-that's a..."
I grinned. "Chaos Dragon." Sani was half scared to death by just the sheer size of the dragon, probably its beauty as well. "A creation of pure light and utter darkness itself. Apollo, we're going on a trip." I said, patting the beautiful creatures nose.
"G-g-g-g..." I turned to see Komatsu shaking from head to toe. Smiling, I flicked my black hair back over my shoulder.
"What's the matter?" I asked. Toriko moved forward, hand outstretched. I chuckled. "Don't do that." I warned. He didn't listen.
Without warning, Apollo snapped at his hand and growled at him. I burst out laughing.
"I warned you, didn't I? The only way to be able to touch him is if he trusts you." I cackled. "And there's no way in hell that he'd trust you any time soon."
"Then how th' hell are we g'nna ride it?!" Sani screeched.
I snorted. "Apollo," I leaned close to the dragon's ear. "If they cause any trouble, you can eat them." I whispered. Apollo's eyes widened with happiness and he emitted a chirping sound. "Right, let's go." I said and jumped onto his back. Toriko, being careful of Apollo's jaw, helped Komatsu up and then got on himself.
Sani didn't move an inch. "Yo, Sani, its not that bad." Toriko said.
"Come on, Sani-san." Komatsu whined.
Sani snorted. "Nope." He folded his arms and jutted his nose in the air.
"Fine, be my guest." I said. Apollo shoved his face right up to Sani's, who shat himself fairly quickly. I laughed. "Me-3, Sani-0."
Needless to say, the gay faggot composed himself and slowly got on Apollo's back. I grinned and told everyone to hold on tight. Komatsu was so amazed by Apollo's scales, which looked as if they had stars captured in them, that he didn't grab hold, so he almost flew off. Toriko grabbed him in time and helped him get a grip on one of Apollo's horns.
I couldn't help but laugh at the expressions on their faces. "Whassa matter boys? Can't handle some speed?" I asked. "Howz about some blood to go with that?"
Eyes widened at that last question. I smiled and stared down at my arm. I remembered the stanley blade in my pocket and took it out. The sun reflected off its surface so... Welcoming.
"Three," cut. "Times,"cut. "Three," cut. I lifted my arm to the sky, blood dripping from the self inflicted wounds. "As above, so below." My eyes narrowed. "So mote it me." I muttered.
A muted blast, then the clouds turned red. I smiled.
"Bloodbath." A clap of thunder and then all the clouds emptied themselves of the blood and forming rain. Sani screamed.
"Eeeughh! This is so disgu'ing!"
"What the hell is going on?! What did you do?!" Toriko shouted above the bloodstorm. I smiled at him.
"Its just a little blood." I sighed and tilted my head to the sky. "The colour is so beautiful, the smell... Alluring." Staring back at Toriko, his eyes widened.
"..."
Komatsu panicked and screamed. "She's a vampire!"
I had to laugh at that. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. Panting from laughter, I pointed my finger at the sot. "Don't judge a book by its cover, brat."
Apollo suddenly roared. I turned to see why, and saw a huge mountain range, which I recognized easily. Toriko, having left Komatsu to cling for dear life on one of Apollo's horns, walked up to me. "We're getting closer." He said. I nodded and knelt down, patting Apollo.
"Let's go down and clean ourselves, shall we?" I asked. Apollo roared. "Hold on tight!" I shouted. The dragon took an immediate nosedive into the clear water. After resurfacing, Komatsu screamed. I laughed. "Now we're clean, aren't we?" I asked.
Sani narrowed his eyes. "You did tha' on purpose." He said.
I sighed. "I suppose so. What's the score now? Me-5, Sani-0." I swayed over to him and poked his forehead. "I never liked you, never will like you and I hate your guts."
As if stunned by some electrical force, Sani froze. "..."
"Oh," I said, turning away. "By the way, we're getting closer to Death Falls." I wiped a strand of hair from my face.
I froze when I suddenly remembered something and turned around to Toriko. "What's wrong?" He asked.
"D-did you ever go to Ice Hell yet?" I asked, panicking mentally and physically.
"Yes, why?"
I fainted. The last thing I heard was Apollo getting out of the water and someone catching me before I fell.
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"-Ay-chan! May-chan!" Komatsu's annoyingly high pitched voice entered my head. Four seconds later, my eyes snapped open and I screamed.
When I finally stopped screaming, everyone uncovered their ears. I stared off into space, my brain running low on oxygen. I forgot how to breathe in that instant.
I regained my senses when Toriko shook my quite vigurously by my shoulders. "..."
"What are you saying?" Sani asked.
"Get the fish, kill Tommyrod." I muttered. Toriko froze for a second.
"He's dead already, isn't he?" He asked. I shook my head. "How-?"
"I just fucking know, okay?!" I yelled, staring angrily at him. I stood up, checking my cuts. They weren't half bad, they just stung like hell for some reason. I looked around, Apollo was sitting near a tree. I nodded at him, he roared and took off.
Sani started to shout profinaties at me, but I ignored him and started walking. "Hey, where are you going?" He asked.
I continued my pace. "We're close, let's get there and get this fish shit over with." So I can personally go fucking squish that insect. I said mentally. The other three followed after me not long after. I stopped and held out my palm, smiling when Apollo dropped into my hand.
Sani moved closer to see why I stopped and screeched like a banshee. "Wha' the hell is that?!"
I chuckled. "Apollo." I said. Everyone stared at the ball of black-snot in my hand.
"Eh?" Toriko poked it. "How can this be Apollo?" He asked.
"Simple. Apollo's original form is this. He can transform into anything that he's seen." I said. Sani was even more disgusted.
"We flew on a pie'e of snot the whole time?!" He yelled. I nodded.
Well, half an hour an several thousand profinities later, we reached the waterfall. I stared up at it. "This shouldn't be too hard." I muttered.
"Eh? You say something?" Toriko asked. I shook my head.
I lifted my hand and pointed my finger at the waterfall. Seperate. I commanded mentally. The waterfall split in two in an instant. "Let's go, I can only keep this up for five minutes." I said.
We crossed over the water, through the gap in the waterfall and made it inside the caves. I dropped to the ground and leaned against the wall. Toriko stared at me in confusion.
"What?" I asked.
"Why are you sitting?"
"Can I fuckingwell rest for a few fucking minutes? God, its not like I have the most mana in all history!" I shouted.
"Whazzat?" Sani asked.
"Mana?" Nods from everyone. I sighed. "Its like stamina." I said. "But for magic users, stamina turns to mana, the available amount of power left for me to use magic."
Confused glances. I sighed. "So its power?" Toriko asked.
"Bah! Goddammit! No! Mana is like magical stamina! Asshole!" I shouted.
Komatsu saved Toriko's ass from being slapped. "Oh, I get it now!"
"Ah! Thank you! Someone who I can work with!" I yelled. All that yelling helped me regain my mana and I stood up. "Let's go." I sighed, thinking about how I would fuck up this anime for good. We continued deeper into the cave. As I remembered, Komatsu fell, which was awaited.
And then we reached the gleaming golden pond. Komatsu's eyes widened at the sight. I snorted. Everyone turned to me. "Wha's so funny?" Sani questioned.
"This is disgusting." I said. Sani's jaw clattered to the floor.
"How's tha' disgu'ing?! I's so beaut'ful! The golden water! And the fish too!"
"Heh, its oil. Still disgusting." I muttered. "Yo, Komatsu, get in the pond, rub a few of the fishes' heads and fry them up."
"Huh?"
"Just fuckingwell do it." I said, getting agitated by the cramped space.
"O-okay."
My watching the story almost a dozen times helped a lot. Komatsu got the fish, fried them and those three ate it, while I stared back down the way we came. While they ate, they were moaning on about how delicious the fucking fish was and how bland it tasted, so Komatsu added some Melk Stardust to flavor it.
"Neh, May, why don't you have some?" Toriko asked. I turned and glared at him, then turned back.
"Does it look like I have an appitite for fish at all?" I asked. No response, except Sani muttering something under his breath.
When they finished up, I started walking back to the mouth of the cave, ignoring protests about packing away. I noticed that the edge of the waterfall is at least sixty centimeters from the wall of the mountain itsself, and that there was a ledge along the wall. Grinning at my discovery, I turned around and yelled at them to hurry up.
Not three minutes later, they arrived. "Why did we have to hurry up?" Komatsu whined.
"Well, my dear imbiciles, look." I pointed at my latest discovery.
"Wha?" Sani's eyes widened.
"I'm going on ahead, you two," I pointed to Sani and Komatsu. "Stay here and make sure you hide yourselves well, I heard something from deeper within the cave." I said.
Komatsu's eyes widened. "C-c-can't we come with?" He asked, more like begged.
"No. It could be dangerous, even worse than in here. That's why I'm going to scout ahead and take Toriko along so I don't just run away." I stated. "We'll be back soon."
Sani sighed and plopped down on the ground. "Fine, bu' hurry up."
Some sort of grounding and scraping noise came from within the cave, it was closer than before. My eyes widened. "You've got to be kidding me, right?"
"NEH! What is that?!" Komatsu squeaked. The noise stopped for a few moments and then the thing screeched.
"Fuck! I guess we'll all have to go!" I shouted. "Toriko, grab Komatsu and Sani, we're way outta here!" I pointed my hand at the waterfall. "Ricochet fire rocket!" I yelled. The waterfall immediately burst open. I grabbed Sani by his hair, Toriko and Komatsu and jumped. "Apollo!" I shouted.
The blob of snot jumped out of my pocket and burst, in the blast a black pegasus appeared. I landed on Apollo with Sani and everyone else in tow.
"Hya!" Apollo whinnied and took off, far away from Death Falls. When we landed, Apollo did his little shrinkify trick and became snot again. I sat down. "Never again..."
Sani was trying to untangle his hair, Komatsu's eyes were half knocked out and Toriko shook from head to toe.
"Never again, am I going into that place." I said.
"Why?" Toriko asked.
"Do you even have a clue what that thing was?!"
He shook his head. I facepalmed and sighed. "What was it?" He asked.
I looked up to the sky. "Do you know what a gargoyle is?" I asked. He shook his head. "Dammit." I felt around in my pockets and found... "Haaa! I thought I lost you!" My BlackBerry. "Now." Google, gargoyle. "There, see?" I showed him the image.
Toriko's eyes widened. "Well that's not so bad."
"Is it?" I questioned. "The fact is, a normal gargoyle looks like this and is practically harmless. That one in the cave was something evil." I said.
"What?" Sani asked. Google, destruction gargoyle. I showed them the image that popped up. "Eeek! Wha' the hell?!"
"What's that?!"
"That is a destruction gargoyle. Do you know why the cave smelt funny when we entered it?" I asked. They shook their heads. I narrowed my eyes. "There's a destruction gargoyle in there. You could tell it was that one because of the smell and the scraping sound."
Toriko seemed confused. I sighed and continued right on. "This particular type of gargoyle has nails in its hands and feet, causing the scraping sound. How the nails got there, I don't know, but the smell that it gives off is a faint but clear smell of rotting flesh." Their eyes widened. I nodded. "We entered its territory. Usually these guys wait for an hour before attacking whomever is still in their territory, but that one was already on the move."
"Meaning?" Toriko asked.
"Meaning that someone else has already been killed." I said. "But just who?"
Komatsu sighed. "Well, at least we're out of that." He said.
I cringed and gripped my right arm. "What the-?" Toriko asked.
"Ricochet fire rocket." I muttered. "That's my last resort to any escape. It takes up a whole shitload of my energy, but its efficient."
The pain died down and I sighed, staring ahead. "Well, what do we do now?" Komatsu asked.
I stood up. "Get the info on the fish to Ichiryu, I'm going to Coco's place." I said.
Toriko jumped up. "Why?"
"Private business." I stated.
"Huh?" Sani put his hand on my shoulder.
"If you still want that hand, I suggest you back off." I glared at him. Hand off, I turned away from them, holding Apollo up.
The happy ball of snot bounced around in my hand, waiting for me to order it to do something. I stroked my lovely ball of goop-snot. "Wait." Toriko said. I turned to him.
"What?" I asked.
"Sani, take Komatsu to the hotel." He said. I narrowed my eyes at that.
"Apollo," I said, still stroking it. "Fire drake."
The goop chirped and jumped around, then jumped out of my hand and bang. A fire dragon stood in the snot's place. I grinned. Toriko, having finally gotten Sani to agree to take Komatsu along to the hotel, turned to me. "I'm going with you." He said.
I shook my head. "You're stupid if you think I'd let you come along." I said.
"Well, I'm going, whether you like it or not."
Middle finger. "Go fuck yourself." I stated. Toriko growled at me. "Be a good mutt and fuck off."
I dodged his punch and grinned at him. "You gotta do better than that." I clapped my hands together and pointed them at him. "Or do you wanna be fried?" Electricity formed in the palms of my hands.
Then a sudden jolt shook through me. "Agh fuck!" I yelled. My energy/ mana was up. "God dammit! Why now?!" I screamed and jumped on Apollo's back. Not long after, Toriko jumped on as well. I sighed. "Let's go."
Apollo roared and flapped his wings, taking off. I cursed all the way to Coco's house, sometimes really loudly, othertimes muted.
I jumped down when Apollo landed, still cursing my way to hell and back, and walked right up to the house. "Get your fucking gecko-ass out here right now!" I shouted, banging on the front door.
The door opened and I accedentally bonked smashed my fist into Coco's nose. Toriko's jaw clattered wayward.
"Eh, hehehehe, oops..." I helped him up. "Anyway," I continued.
"Why'd you hit me?" Coco asked, probably in pain, since his nose began to bleed.
"ANYWAY! I came to tell you that you're not supposed to go to that creepy-ass casino." I said. Confused glances from both men. I sighed. "Work with me for once, please?"
Nods. I relaxed. "Why not?" Coco asked. I looked around, held out my palm and Apollo dropped in it.
"Let's go inside. This is one helluva explanation, and I need to get something in my stomach." I said.
That chapter just looked completely retarded. Especially the snot ball.
But anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, dear reader, for this will be the last chapter of this story.
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Lol, okay no, I can't be that mean.
Can I just get some reviews? Fuckit! Is it so hard to find a mariXwic32 fanfic?!
If I don't get any reviews, I'm going to remove the story, stick a needle up everyone's asses and feed you to the hounds of hell!
