Getting In

Izumi was at the gates of UA ready for the entrance exam which she said, "Let's do this!"

As she walked to the building, she heard, "DEKU!"

She turned to see Bakugo which she sighed, "What do you want asshole?"

Bakugo asked, "Why are you here, Deku?"

Izumi smirked, "I'm here for a bet, if you continue to talk to me then I will gladly kick your little raisins again."

Izumi got inside and so did Bakugo to the testing room which Izumi finished it with ease then headed to listen to the robot portion. She dozed off a little bit which a blue hair boy with glasses said, "Excuse me, but you are sleeping in the most important part of the entrance exam which is really disrespectful!"

Izumi said, "Well excuse me, Four Eyes!"

Which then Present Mic explained the last robot which they were to run away from, then they headed to their assigned locations. Izumi got her weapons she was allowed to have which were two katanas, two pistols with armor piercing bullets, an AR-15 with armor piercing rounds, and somehow got an RPG. She wore nothing but a sports bra and jeans which the other guys were looking away from to not get distracted. Then the buzzer went off and Izumi started slicing up robots and shooting them.

Monitor Room

The UA staff, Nezu, and the Big Three were watching the new recruits which Mirio was watching Izumi. Nezu asked, "The green hair girl, Izumi, is she the one you asked to come take the exam?"

Mirio smiled, "Yep, she maybe quirkless but she is smart, strong, and proves quirks aren't everything."

Then they noticed Izumi getting really close to one of the hidden cameras which Midnight asked, "Does she know about the cameras?"

Then Izumi smirked as she pulled out a can of spray paint which Snipe asked, "What is she doing?"

Izumi went to grab a piece of a broken robot to paint a giant heart then the words, 'Mirio X Nejire X Tamaki' in the heart which Mirio said, "It's not like that!"

Nejire and Tamaki blushed by what Izumi wrote which Midnight said, "If she doesn't pass this, I'm making her my side kick."

Snipe loved Izumi's skills with guns which he was thinking of having her as a sidekick. The other teachers looked at her which Mirio said, "She can be like that sometimes… but other than that, I believe she will make a great hero."

Nezu looked at Izumi's record which he said, "She is a troublemaker, but high intelligences… I don't know Midnight, I might take her as my personal student."

Now the teachers are terrified at this point which Nezu asked, "Does Izumi have friends outside of school?"

Mirio said, "She don't have any friends, but she has a girlfriend."

Present Mic said, "What?"

Midnight cheered, "Girl love!"

Nejire said, "She swings that way, that's nice to know."

Tamaki silently, "That's nice to hear."

Mirio asked, "What?"

Nejire and Tamaki said, "Nothing."

Izumi looking at the camera made heart signed with her hands then jumped on robots to cut some wire to take them down which Aizawa asked, "Where did she learn to fight like that?"

Mirio said, "She told me that she goes to a lot of dojos and gun ranges to learn how to fight back her former bullies."

Yagi asked, "Bullies?"

Mirio sighed, "She told me about her classmates bullied her for her quirklessness, which the bullies were mostly from boys which she states that might be the reason she isn't into guys. She refers to me sometimes as the only few guys that she can be friends with. Heck her father left her and her mother because she was quirkless."

The UA staff were pissed by the bullying Izumi had to go through and that her father would leave her and her mother for such a stupid reason. Mirio continued, "Her main hobby is to prove people wrong…"

Izumi

Izumi was having a blast which she took out robots and actually got other people's backs, then a huge robot came out of the ground. While everyone ran, Izumi got out the RPG and shot it right at it's face which the robot fell back. Izumi then heard a help which she saw a brown hair girl under some rubble. Izumi went up to her to pull her out which she said, "Thank you."

Izuku smirked, "No problem."

Izumi carried her while shouting, "I took out the big ass robot that you pussies were running from! I got bigger balls than all of you!"

Which then she dropped her off to UA's Recovery Girl, Izumi said, "She just has a small injury."

Recovery Girl chuckled, "You did well, just need tone it down on the cursing."

Izumi laughed, "I would love to see UA try!"

Izumi skipped on out which she thought, 'I wonder if Mirio saw my artwork?'

Monitor Room

Everyone liked what Izumi did to the zero pointer then they saw another heart with words in it reading, 'Eraserhead X Present Mic' which Midnight lost her shit laughed. Present Mic shouted, "How does she know?!"

Then he covered his mouth, and everyone looked at him which Aizawa said, "The secret is out… we are in a relationship."

Midnight said, "I want her as my sidekick, and I knew it!"

Nezu said, "I would like to know how she knows."

Mirio said, "Don't tell Izumi because me and her made a bet on this and now I owe her money."

Nejire asked, "How did she know?"

Mirio said, "She told me word for word 'Gays can detect other gays' which I thought it was nonsense."

Nezu chuckled, "A very interesting girl you brought here today… she took out a few robots which gets 18 villain points and with the secret rescue points which gets her 78 points in total. She will make a great addition to this year's new class of students."

Mirio smiled and thought, 'I knew she would pass and get in.'

Izumi

Izumi waited a few weeks which she asked Mirio a couple of times if she passed. Mirio kept saying he is not supposed to tell her if she passed or not, but Izumi knew from his face that she did. Then her mom ran up the stairs to shout, "Izumi! The letter is here!"

Izumi grabbed it which Toga said, "Open it up, I want to see."

Izumi opened it up which a hologram of All Might appeared, "Hello Izumi Midoriya, you did a good job on the written test and passed with flying colors, now for the physical test you scored 18 villain points… but there were also secret rescue points…"

Izumi said, "I knew there was a secret point system."

All Might continue, "Which you collected 60 rescue points in total which got you a total of 78 points! The highest score by one point!"

Toga and Inko cheered which Izumi said, "I wonder who got second place."

Bakugo's Place

Bakugo shouted, "WHO THE HELL BEAT ME BY ONE POINT?!"

Izumi

Izumi and Toga were alone in the room which the two started making out. Toga asked, "You told Tomura about this right?"

Izumi said, "Yeah, at first he was confused then he realized it works to his advantage."

Izumi grabbed Toga's ass, "Besides let's get back to what really matters."

Toga giggled as they continued to celebrate Izumi's victory which Izumi looked at you, the reader, "Time skip, motherfuckers."

First Day of UA

Izumi walked up to class with her new uniform which she likes it and it turns on Toga so it's safe to say that Izumi can wear this every day. She headed into Class 1A which she walked in to see the blue hair boy and Bakugo arguing which she sighed, "Men…"

She walked to her seat like nobody noticed her except a brown hair girl behind her said, "Hey there!"

Izumi jumped, "Fuck!"

The girl asked, "Are you okay?"

Izumi said, "Sorry, I'm not use to people I share classes with talk to me."

The girl said, "I'm Ochaco Uraraka, it's nice to meet the girl who helped me out at the exam."

Izumi smiled, "I'm Izumi Midoriya, it's nice to meet you."

Then they heard, "DEKU!"

Bakugo came up to them, "How did a quirkless bitch like you…"

Izumi kicked his nuts, "Last time I check, you are my bitch… now don't speak to me unless spoke to."

The blue hair boy said, "You! I must apologize for my manners from the exam because you knew what you were doing…"

Izumi in shock, "Apology?!"

The boy said, "Yes!"

Izumi smiled, "No one ever apologized to me before, what is your name?"

The boy said, "Tenya Iida…"

Izumi said, "Nice to meet you Iida, I wonder where the teacher is at?"

The everyone heard, "Right here."

They looked down to see Eraserhead in a sleeping bag which Izumi said, "Oh my god, it's the incredibly rare hobo caterpillar! I can't wait for it to hatch!"

Eraserhead said, "I will hatch in a foot in your ass, if you don't get to your seats."

Everyone ran to their seats except Izumi who just casually walked to her seat, which Eraserhead got up, "My name is Shota Aizawa, I'm your homeroom teacher. Do you all have questions?"

Izumi rose her hand faster than a blink of an eye which Aizawa said, "Yes, Problem Child."

Izumi asked, "Are you and Present Mic in a romantic relationship?"

Everyone looked at her which Aizawa sighed, "Yes."

Everyone was in shock and Izumi shouted, "Mirio owes me money!"

Aizawa asked, "How do you know about me and Mic?"

Izumi said, "It takes a gay to see a gay."

The guys felt their hearts dropped by that statement because they had a crush on Izumi because she was so beautiful and strong. The pink girl asked, "You're…"

Izumi smiled, "That's right, I'm gay but don't worry I got a girlfriend so I'm not going after you all yet. Also, Problem Child… I am going to make that my hero name, imagine Problem Child: The Quirkless Hero."

Aizawa couldn't help but smirk, "Any other questions, Problem Child?"

Izumi said, "None at the moment."

Aizawa said, "Good, now time to head to the field for quirk evaluations."

Bakugo smirked, "How does a quirkless loser like her do quirk evaluations?"

Izumi smugged, "Watch and learn, you uneducated monkey."

In the girl's locker room, as they were getting changed Izumi noticed a small hole which Izumi said, "Oi, Earphone girl."

Jiro looked her, "Yeah."

Izumi said, "Stick your earphone in that hole to stab someone's eye out."

Jiro smirked, "With pleasure."

Jiro stuck her earphone jack ear lope in the hole and surely enough it stabbed a guy's eye which as he screamed in pain Izumi and some of the other girls laughed a bit. Izumi said, "Nice one!"

Jiro smiled, "Genius idea."

The girls saw Izumi's six pack which Jiro was thinking, 'That is a nice six pack… and her ass is amazing… and her tits are perfect.'

The black ponytail asked, "Is it true you are quirkless?"

Izumi said, "Yep, I'm quirkless."

The invisible girl said, "That's cool that you got in with no quirk at all."

Izumi smiled, "Thanks."

When the girls got to the field in their gym clothes, Izumi kept the shirt unbuttoned revealing her six pack and bra which some of the guys were thinking, 'She has a six pack… a new fetish has awakened.'

Aizawa smirked, "Problem Child, since you got the highest score on the test…"

Bakugo looked at Izumi, "You beat me by one…"

Izumi punched him in the crouch, "Please continue Aizawa-sensei."

Aizawa chuckled a bit, "You can go first… you can use what ever you need to throw the ball as far as you can."

Izumi saw the weapons on a nearby table which she grabbed the baseball bat and a Desert Eagle which she threw the ball in the air, "Swing batter, batter!"

She hit the ball with the bat to make it fly then pull out the pistol to shoot at it to make it got 350 meters. Aizawa showed the class how far the ball went, "Remember she has no quirk and she only used a baseball bat and pistol to make it go that far… the person who places last is expelled."

Izumi looks at you, the reader, "I like where this is going."