Yay! I have 7 reviews! --dances-- Now, who ever is reviewer 15 will get to pick a character/ pairing that I can write a story about.

Example Hi! I'm reviewer 15 and want you to write a story about Lee and Guy's youthful exuberance!

ehrm, that'd be pretty easy to write a story about, but whatever. Please RxR!..!

Started typing at 10:30 pm.

((Disclaimer- I don't own Naruchan.))

(Warning light crusing, broad-chested women, and Gay as hell guys)

Ch. 3: Therapy, a Birthday, AND a Dance!

Naruto's PoV

"Tsunade-sama?" I said in a near whisper as I opened the door to her office. It was the same place Sasuke had brought me to get my schedule, but Tsunade wasn't there the first time. I peeked in and saw her reading "Easy Gambling for Idiots" with an intent look on her face, as Shizune was slaving over a pile of paperwork. Tsunade looked up as the door creaked open. " Naruto? What's wrong? It's three o'clock. Time to go home."

I got nervous, "Um, nothing!--" And changed the subject, "-- you know, Jiraeya's just plain crazy."

" Yes, I know."

'Why'd you hire him to be the Science teacher, then?"

"Had to."

"Why?"

"We're married." Tsunade looked up at me, expecting me to be surprised. But I wasn't, so ha! She was shocked at this, "So, Godaime..." Her head snapped up "Go... daime? What?"

"Nevermind, it's nothing." I sighed. The look on her face reflected confusion. "How's your work as Kage going lately" I smirked and walked over to her desk. " If you mean my work as principal, it's all good." She glared at me, "Why do you ask?" I shrugged, "You're acting strange Uzumaki..."

"And you're surprised about it?"

"You've got a point, do you want to tell me what's up?"

"Nope..."

"Why not? I have a right to know."

"Just... because!" I smirked at my own genious.

End PoV

Tsunade was at the end of her rope, annoyed with Naruto's little game. " Then maybe you'll talk to our school therapist about it all--" The sound of a door opening and closing could be heard behind Naruto, which was also in front of Tsunade, "--speak of the Devil! here he is!"

Naruto turned around and a pair of snake-like hazel eyes met hes, he literally jumped backwards and fell onto the floor- "What the Fu- Orochimaru?" Tsunade looked directly at him, loking extremely cnfused. "You two... know one another?" Naruto jumped up "Of course I... don't!" H had to rethink about his statement before finishing. "I've... heard of him?" A pathetic excuse, but enouh to win over Orochimaru--

"You've heard of me!-" He hugged Naruto "- I must have many fans that talk about me! I'm surprised that I'm so popular!" He squeezed Naruto like a stress reliever, those things you squeeze when your angry to make you feel better- anyways-

'Seriously!' Naruto thought, 'Who wouldn't be afraid of this guy?'

As for a brief discription, his skin is white, as in paper white. As-white-as-it-gets-white. he has long, waist-length black hair, and wears purple eyeliner. I think he may be gay- no, scratch that, I think he IS gay. If not, then very influenced by Michael Jackson. Hell, MJ must be his idol! Both were silent. They seemed t be having an all-out starting contest, with Pedophile-- I mean Orochimaru winning...

Tsunade diracted them to a room, interupting their contest.The room had two red couches, and I large smiley face painted on the ceiling. 'Gay...' Naruto thought and sat down opposite of Orochimaru. They stared.

"I'l be... going now..." Tsunade said as she closed the door. "What seems to be the problem, Li'l Naru: Naruto growled, "Don't. Call. Me. That." Orochimaru just giggled, "Okay, Naruto-chan-" "Stop." "Okay, what seems to be the problem? For real this time."

"Do you remember being an Otonin? After Sasuke, y'know?" Orochimaru tapped his chin and pondered for a wee bit, "Sasuke.. he was in here just last week! Something about his parents favoring his straight 'A', perfect, totally hot older brother over him! i'd pick Itachi anyday! In fact, it was only yesterday when--"

"Hey, my question?" Orochimaru pondered yet again, "Ninja, doesn't ring any bells." Naruto frowned, " Do you remember Sakon or Ukon? Tayuya or Kimimaro? Kidoumaru or Jirobou?" he pondered AGAIN, and looked up, "Tayuya... the music teacher?" Neruto modded, " Never heard of her!" The overly-expressive teacher shouted with a laugh. "Excuse me? Did you not just say that she was the music teacher? You should know who she is! ((anm-hm, -finger snap-))"

" Forget it, you said Kimimaro? He's my boyfirend!" If Naruto's life had been a chat room, he would've said something along the lines of "OMGWTFBBQ!1one11!eleven!11two!" But sadly, this is the real ((anor not so real)) world. 'It's official. Michael Jackson's in the house.'

Naruto's PoV

"Um, you didn't need to know that detail, I persume?" orochimaru added after an uneasy silence. I shook my head 'no' and sighed, Dude, he's weird.

We talked on an don for nearly two hours. I couldn't manage to beat even one thing out of him, he's so Goddamn stubborn! I finally got the chance to end out 'Therapy Session', as he put it, and go'home', which is Sasuke's house.

Timeskip, Oct. 8th of that same year, about 4 weeks ahead

School. Please do not say that word in my presence. It sucks ass. I swear, I think I'mm feeling a little more like myself now, I'm not as 'exstatic', but I'm better. Well, on the subject of school. Kids hate me. They make fun of me more than they do of Lee and Guy. Why, you ask? Simple. Guy can give them detention, and Lee can rat on them to Guy... who can give them detention... So that leaves me.

If you ask what my favorite period is, the answer is.. -enter dromroll- Lunch! Why? I can eat, eat, and eat! Oh, and talk without getting in trouble. i always sit with Hinata lately, she's stuttering less and less, and seems to open up a bit to me at times.

I ran to go buy my lunch when I spotted Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro. I went over and greeted them, Gaara shot me his infamous death glare, Kankuro looked annoyed, an Temari giggled at us all. Especially me feeble attempt to match Gaara's death glare. "Boys! break it up! What do you want, Naruto?" She looked my way "Do you three remember being ninjas?" I wanted to be brief and to-the-point so I wasn't away long enough to worry Hinata. Temari looked dumbfounded, "Guess that's a no..." I sighed. Kankuro looked at me, " being a ninja would so rock..." He mumbled, and Temari couldn't supress a giggle.

"Aw, Hell. I'd rather shop than be a ninja!" She stood and ran off to meet up with her firends Sakon and ukon, ((anwho we will learn more about later)) and the two boys just sat there and ate, I took it as a sigh that they wanted me gone, so I went to see Hinata again.

I walked over to my usual spot and sat next to hinata, same as on my first day here. She saw me and stutered" Hi, N-naruto-kun..."

I replied "Hi, hinata!" With a huge grin, She blushed and looked away.She went into hypr-blush mode, turning a color thet rivaled Gaara's hair, ((am I love that term!))

"Why am I the only person who eats with you, every day?" She shruggel softly, " I don't know..." "You surely have friends, how could anyone not want to be your friend?" She looked away, "um, I don't know..." She looked at her shoes as if they were the most interesting thing EVER, and I out my arm around her. " I can be your friend, if you want..." She nodded, and turned a brighter shade of red. "Are you s-sure?"

I nodded, and leaned down where I could whisper in her ear, " I've never been more sure of anything." And I leaned in to place a light kiss on her forehead. She went pale and started stuttering like crazy. "Y-y-y-you d-don't ha-have to, I m-mean, I'm n-n-n-not that g-great..." I hugged her, and whispered, " Yes. you are."

RING

'Damnit!' I mentally cursed, and headed for sixth period, period holding hands with Hinata, who looked super embarassed. So I reluctantly let go and gave her some space.

We made it to the Gym, she headed for the girls' locker room, and I headed to the boys'. I saw Sasuke changing and walked p to say 'Hi', but he beat me to it, " Hey, Naru, who're you taking to the Halloween Dance?" I was sure I looked as confused as I felt, "Dance?" Sasuke nodded, "This Saturday, the 10th." "The tenth?" I practically yelled, causing everyone to jump in surprise and start murmuring. "The tenth is my Birthday!" Sasuke smiled darkly, " Oh, really? Do you have plans?" I glared, " Yeah, jerkwad. I remembered lust now and I suddenly have plans already!" Note the sarcasm.

"i'll plan something for you, just wait." Sasuke said with a grin and exited the room. Please don't make that as bad as it sounds.

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Sorry this one was short! It had quite alot happening though. I tried to streach it out, and make it better, but it got hard. .

Naru I still suck, but yay for me and hina, ;)

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