Me: Last time on The Dark Matter Emissary…
Kirby and Ribbon escape the bomb! Adeline is kidnapped! Keeby and Red Kirby join forces!
Kirby falls from the sky!
Did Kirby survive?
Kirby: Of course!
Me: Quiet! You're not in this chapter!
(Pulls lever) Now where was I? Oh yeah! Where did Keeby and Red Kirby go?
Keeby and Red Kirby: We're not telling!
Me: And now, we're heading to a jungle!
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story
Chapter 2: Green Kirby's Quest
Meanwhile, in the jungle, a Skullion is driving a car containing a lot of tomatoes and a Yarn Waddle Dee sitting in the back seat. Suddenly, the two spot some Yarn Waddle Dees and Skullies falling off a cliff. Then, a very angry Rick jumps out of the bushes. "Why do people keep on stealing from me!" shouted Rick until he spotted the car filled with tomatoes. "Fire!" said the Yarn Waddle Dee as some cannons fired three Bombers (an enemy that gives you Crash.) "Come in Greeny!" said Rick as he ducked. Suddenly, Green Kirby (who has the Beam ability) jumped from the bushes and fired two small beams at two Bombers. "You missed me!" said the remaining Bomber. "No I didn't." said Green Kirby as he fired a big beam at the Bomber. The Bomber exploded as Rick and Green Kirby struck poses. "Now let's get our lunch." said Rick as the duo jumped on the cliff and landed on the car as the enemies ran away. "That was easy." said Green Kirby. The two soon heard a maniacal laugh and some wing flaps. They turned around and saw Marx. "Hey, I want tomatoes too!" said Marx. "Oh yeah?!" said Green Kirby as Marx began to glow. Rick knew what was going to happen next so he head-butted Green Kirby. "Save yourself!" said Rick. "I'M FIRING MY LASER!" said Marx as he fired a black laser that hit Rick. "I can't watch!" said Green Kirby as he covered his eyes. "All according to plan." said Marx as he approached the Rick trophy.
Back to where Keeby and Red Kirby are, they are chasing the Ancient Magician. "Get back here!" said Keeby as he tried jumping after the Ancient Magician. "You missed." said the Ancient Magician. "Or did we?" said Red Kirby as he missed too. "I'm out of this nuthouse." said the Ancient Magician as he flew away with the next bomb. "Doh, we missed! said Keeby as Red Kirby landed.
Meanwhile at a volcano near the jungle, Green Kirby lands near the top. He spots an airship flying above him. Soon, Landia rose from the magma. "HOW DARE YOU TRESSPASE HERE!" said Landia as she fires a fireball at the airship. Green Kirby was shocked. Landia soon grabbed him. "NOW, FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!" said Landia as a figure floats out of the ruins of the airship. "Hey! I paid good money for that ship!" said the figure as he grabbed Green Kirby and placed him on the ground. Green Kirby turned around and saw that Daroach had saved him. "Landia, we meet again." said Daroach. "DAROACH! I THOUGHT I ENDED YOUR GAME!" said Landia in surprise as she fired another fireball. "Reflect!" said Daroach as he casted a reflect spell which fired the fireball back at Landia. "Okay kid, let's go while the getting's good." said Daroach. "Wait! You have to help me save my friend!" pleaded Green Kirby. "Sorry kid, but I have better things to do right now." said Daroach as he started floating away. "Come on, please?" said Green Kirby. "I told you, NO!" said Daroach as he continued to float until Green Kirby grabbed and started dragging him. "Why did I sign up for this?" said Daroach as he was dragged.
To be continued…
Anyway, how do you like it? I know you guys and gals want me to update Interviewing the Koopalings, but I am very busy. I'll see if I can update it this week.
By the way, here is which characters play which role:
Donkey Kong-Rick
Diddy Kong-Green Kirby
Bowser-Marx
Rayquaza-Landia
Fox-Daroach
Also, guess who might be in the next chapter.
