Author's note: hi guys! Sorry for the wait! I kinda haven't updated in like, ages! So sorry! On with the story! PS sorry about the confusion wit the last chapter! I tried to make it easy tto understand but It kinda failed. Enjoy!

Chapter 3:Itsuki's ideas

"When did he collapse?"

"31 minutes 9.3947 seconds ago."

"Right."

"…"

"Is he…ok?"

"He has simply fainted of shock. It is most likely from the demon."

"I NEED to see what's so great about this demon-thingy!"

"…"

"When's he gonna wake up?"

"I do not know."

Itsuki sighed once more. Seeing his best friend in a heap on the ground was NOT a very pleasant sight. It was Kat's fault. If she had listened to him when he had told her NOT to upset Haruhi, none of this would have happened!

"Bloody idiot." He muttered. To make up for what she had done, Itsuki had made Kat destroy he shinjin. He still couldn't believe that she was an esper yet she HAD to go round saying things like that! Unfortunately, Sinead, her best friend and also an esper, agreed with her when it came to standing up for Haruhi and helped her get rid of the shinjin.

"Bloody Kat, bloody Sinead, bloody Haruhi and her god-like powers, bloody Exorcists, bloody aliens, bloody time-travelers, bloody espers why can't the world be made of bloody cheese or something? Yeah everyone would be happy then. Cheeeeeeeeese. I should propose the idea to Haruhi! Ha-ha! Yessssssss" Now, we all know that his was VERY unusual for Itsuki but when he got angry, he was worse than beyond birthday on drugs. MUCH worse. He always was able to control his secret insanity. Not this time. He soon got over himself when a very puzzled Yuki and a disturbed Kyon were staring at him.

"*ahem* You didn't hear any of that. Now moving on are you ok Kyon."

"What. Is. Wrong. With. You?" Kyon mumbled

"Please don't answer questions with questions. I asked about you."

"I'm not so ok…do you take-" From the looks of his face, he was not lying!

"-Can you stand?" Yuki asked.

"I-think…" He tried hauling himself up via Itsuki's arm"…NOT!" He yelled as he crashed to the ground landing on his arse. Itsuki found it unbelievably hard to stifle a laugh.

"Soooooo," Kyon said while he took a quick look around. "I wasn't dreaming was I?" His head hung from his shoulders as if his neck was made of string.

"No. You were not." Itsuki could have sworn that at that moment he heard Kyon mutter something along the lines of Try installing a program called "How to respond to rhetorical questions."

"But you asked a question. All questions have one answer. I know the answer to all questions you may ask."

"Lets move on…" Kyon rolled his eyes and sighed at the same time.

"So how come you couldn't see the demon back there then?" Kyon asked while hauling himself up via Itsuki and somehow seceded. Kyon, I sincerely wish you would stop it with your mood swings you gay boy. One minute you're all moody and yelling at me to piss off and the next I'm suddenly your best friend! I don't know when to like you or when to hate you which is making ME look gay! Urgh!

"Isn't it obvious?" Isuki smiled

"No, not really." WHAT THE HELL? YUKI GAVE HIM THE BOOK AND EVERYTHING! CAN'T HE WORK IT OUT FROM THERE? Itsuki's mind screamed.

"You, Kyon, are an exorcist." Yuki mumbled

"I'm a WHAT?" Kyon yelled.

"A GODAMN EXORCIST!" Itsuki yelled. Kyon's eyes may well have popped out of his head from the way he stared at Itsuki. What was most surprising was that Yuki's expression actually mimicked Kyon's which was –to put it lightly- HILAIRIOS!

"Sorr-ie!" Itsuki huffed.

The next day

"Urgh! I'm so booooooreeeeeeeeeed!" Haruhi moaned. She was still in her P.E. clothes because she claimed she "couldn't be less bothered" changing. It was only Haruhi, Kyon, and Yuki in the clubroom. Itsuki was late as usual and Mikuru was on some trip some…place in…the world, Kyon couldn't even remember the name anymore and couldn't be bothered. He sighed then jumped when he saw Haruhi on the table bending over backwards with her hands and feet flat on the surface.

"Hmmmmm I'm still not having any fun!" She moaned.

"Well what did you expect to come out of a stupid pose like that?" but at that very moment something amazing happened! The door opened to reveal a visitor! Haruhi gasped, Kyon's eyes widened, Yuki blinked and the visitor yelled,

"Umm WRONG ROOM!" and slammed the door with a very disturbed look on her face.

"Blame yourself for that one." Kyon muttered.

5 minutes later

"Go on just do it. It's your own fault anyway!"

"She's not gonna like it."

"If you don't want to do it then don't!"

"No! She's got to make it up to her somehow!"
"But she totally deserved it!"

"Yeah I agree with Kat!"

"girls are so pathetic..."

"HEY!"

"Itsuki, did you take your meds this morning?"

"...Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know!"

"I thought not, you've benn acting mad all day haven't you!"

"I...um...well...Just open the dorr already!"

The muffled voices from the other side of the door said.

"D'you reckon its Itsuki?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING? I'd know that voice anywhere! But... since when did Itsuki take meds?" Haruhi stared from the spot on the table where she stood. The door finally opened to reveal Itsuki who stepped sideways to reveal his sister and some other girl who eyed Haruhi like she wasn't worth a rat's arse.

"Haven't you two got something to say to Haruhi?" Itsuki glared at them.

"Itsuki wants us to join your…club." Kat huffed and glared back.

"Yeah well that's great and all I know Kat but who the hell are you?" She eyed the other girl suspiciously as if she were a spy.

"I'm Sinead. I'm also Kat's best friend. Itsuki seems to have something against me so when I claimed I was on her side he made me join too." She huffed glaring at Itsuki.

"I don't have anything against you. I just think that if you want to stop Katarina from going because you'll have no-one to talk o then why not get two for the price of one? Don't you agree Miss Suzumiya?" Itsuki fake-smiled.

"Yeah! That's a great idea!" She beamed and jumped off the tabled and began the introductions…

…...

…...

Introductions don't really take that long when it comes to Haruhi don't they?

Sinead and Katarina sat down next to each other and immediately started talking.

"I'm gonna have to go now. Aw I should have stayed longer so I could get to know you guys better! Ah well, see ya!" Haruhi slammed he door shut when she left.

"So, are you inhuman in any way?" Kyon asked Katarina and Sinead.

"Well yeah!" They replied in unison.

"We're the same as Itsuki, We're both espers,"

"But we're not too keen on the idea of cleaning up someone else's mess y'know?" Kat finshed.

"Well I can understand that…" Kyon shrugged.

"So." A voice said from the other side of the room.

"You guys want anything to drink? 'Cause I am as thirsty as what you would call hell!" Now who would speak in that way with such a gentle voice? Nope not Mikuru,(which was Kyon's first guess,) it was Yuki!

Author's note:My internet went halfway through this (which, putting it lightly, was highly frustrating!) so it's a day late. Please comment! They make me smile!