I do not own Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, or Harry Potter, or Katy Perry's song "Hot n' Cold"

I own Miyuki and Miki.

No stealing!

Or I'll make you shave your head and join Ikkaku in your shallow misery!

Well, I wish I could do that but I can't.

Just don't steal

I will know, it's happened to me before.

Song to have in mind when reading:

"Hot n' Cold" by Katy Perry

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Act I: The Party

Scene 3: The guiding spirits appear on stage

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Sigh…

"I mean really, he stinks like crazy?"

Sigh…

"Have you ever seen a toupee so fake? It was blond when the guy was obviously a brunette!"

Mm….

"You're not listening Miki" Said Miyuki a little annoyed.

"Huh?" said Miki dreamily.

Miki and Miyuki were walking from school to get something to eat. But Miki wasn't being her self. Ever since she saw the "actor who liked to hang out on roofs", Miki looks like she's been pondering about something important. Her rare violet eyes were in the clouds more than usual and she tuned out any sound around her. Miyuki's never seen her like this before.

'What's wrong with Miki?' thought Miyuki. 'Let's go over the possibilities…

'Stress?' Nope…

'.. A stalker? Nah, we got rid of him a few months ago'

Hm…

"Ah!" exclaimed Miyuki

"Miki!"

"Huh?" said Miki

"Did you find a boyfriend or something?!" asked Miyuki, wondering if her assumption was correct.

"No" answered Miki.

There was no flustering. No stuttering. No reaction. Her answer was too simple. She was hiding something

This time it was Miki's turn to say "Ah!"

"Sorry Miyuki, but I just remembered something really important", exclaimed Miki as she ran down the sidewalk. "Bye!"

"Uh, sure?" Miyuki said, confused as to what just happened. But this isn't the first time, so Miyuki just went with whatever flow that Miki was going with.

Miki ran down the path to her apartment and dashed straight to her room. When she met the "actor's" sword, she had a voice and the energy radiating from her was similar to her Guan-dao. But much more powerful.

"Okay, this maybe crazy but it's worth a try" Miki said to herself.

She took in a deep breath, turned to her displayed weapon and said:

"Um, hello?"

….

…..

………

"I guess it didn't work."

"Huh? Who's there?" echoed a voice

The voice wasn't as smooth and silky as the "actor's" sword, but the voice had a playful tone to it. If she could meet face to face with it, she was certain that a mischievous smirk would be plastered on her face.

"Oh, it seems you were able to finally contact me. Finally" said the voice, emphasizing the word "finally" to show her impatience.

"W-what's your name?" Miki asked nervously.

..

"Well, what is it?" asked Miki

"Can't tell you"

"Why not?"

"Because you haven't earned the honor of learning my name"

"What are you talking about? Asking a person's name isn't that big of a deal" asked Miki.

'It is if you're know what I'm talking about"

"But I don't"

"You'll know soon enough" said the voice as it drifted back to sleep.

"Wait! I just met you!" cried Miki.

"You think that I'm going to go away? Fat chance! I'll be with you all the time; don't worry. Besides, I need my beauty sleep"

"Oh, okay" said Miki.

Miki slid down onto the floor. She talked to a sword…

… a sword?

……

***

"WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST DO?!?!?!?!?"

The next day, Miki slumped to school still a little confused about the teasing voice that came from her sword.

"Tra la la la!!" sang Miki

'You're out of tune'

"No song can be out of tune as long as you want it…"

"WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

'Jeez, don't be so shocked. Weren't you listening? I said that I would always be with you' said the voice.

"Well, thank you for reminding me" said Miki, her voice dripping in heavy sarcasm.

'Oh you're welcome!' said the voice in a singy-songy voice.

"You're out of tune" Miki repeated.

'No song can be out of tune as long as you want it to'

"Yeah, I can tell that we're going to be great friends" said Miki

'Yep, you know you can speak to me in your mind' said the voice.

'Oh, really?' Miki thought

'Yep'

'This is super special awesome! (1)' said Miki 'But now we have to go to Arithmetic'

'Arithmetic is for losers' (2)

'Oh, yeah. We're going go get along just fine.'

After Arithmetic was over (it was actually Algebra), Miki went to her homeroom class which meant doing absolutely nothing. Since she had some free time, she decided to converse with the lurking voice inside her head. Miki found out that the voice and she had a lot in common. They knew all of the Abridged Series that were ever made, they both had a current obsession for lemon ginger tea (which is really good), and they both pondered on the same things like why the world relies on oil too much and why mango ice cream always taste weird even though the fruit itself is just fine (this is Miki's, the voice, and my opinions. If you think that mango ice cream is awesome, then fine just don't flame me).

'Hey, why do we have so much in common?' asked Miki

'Well, I'm a part of you so it's natural that we have similar personalities' said the voice

'But we're not the same. Sure we like the same things, but you're more mischievous then I am' said Miki.

'And that's the part of you that you need to explore, Miki you may not know it but you're very cunning. If you want to', said the voice.

'Really? How?' asked Miki.

'Remember when you made spit balls and kept hitting people, without getting caught'

'Yeah'

'And when managed to snag a whole box of cookies from the cafeteria, without getting caught'

'Yeah'

'And when you got out of attention by letting a stink bomb off in the hallway to cause a distraction, again without getting caught'

'Yeah'

'You don't get my point, don't you?' asked the voice

'Nope, wait how do know all of this?" asked Miki

'Remember, I'm a part of you which means that I share your memories'

'Oh, that makes sense'

'Anyway, you can slither your way out of anything'

…..

'Miki?'

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE IN SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'(3)

'Aha ha ha ha! I could actually see that happening!'

'NO! Shut up!'

'What's wrong? Snape isn't hot enough for you?'

'No shut up!' Miki mentally shouted as her face became flustered.

'…'

'What's the matter?'

'That girl over there…'

Miki turned to see what the voice was talking about, it turned out that the mysterious voice was refereeing to Miyuki, who was currently getting books out of her locker.

'Huh, oh that's Miyuki, she's my best friend'

'Really?'

'Something wrong?'

'No I just thought of something interesting'

While all of that was happening, Miyuki was minding her own business when a familiar sounding voice rang through her head.

'Miyuki, I found something very interesting about your little friend'

'Spill'

'She's having conversations with somebody, inside her head'

'What? Oh I'm not that surprised, Miki sometimes has two minds inside of her, then at times there's none'

'But what if I told you that the voice she's speaking to has the same energy as a zanpakutou?'

'What?!'

'You heard me. You shouldn't be so surprised; the girl has a lot spiritual pressure'

'Yeah, I know that. But how can she already have a zanpakutou? The only way to get a zanpakutou is to go through the Shinigami Academy and graduate.'

'That could be a possibility, but there can be other reasons too'

'Like what?'

'Well, she could have inherited the sword from somebody, or a soul could be possessing her

'Both are improbable, why would a shinigami give her their own zanpakutou? The other option is unlikely because you can't posses somebody and allow them to have consciousness at the same time'

'But when that substitute shinigami got rid of that hollow that day, I saw something interesting.'

'What?'

'She waved back at the guy'

What? How? That means that Miki could sense shinigami and hollows. After that incident she didn't look too well. So it's possible. But to have the voice of a zanpakutou talk to her means that she's either a shinigami as well, or she had a special power inside of her. Or maybe this is all a dream and that she needed to lay off the chocolate cheese.

Hm, yeah the chocolate cheese would have to go.

***

Meanwhile, a tall man with silky ebony locks walked down the corridors inspecting the school.

'Pitiful, at least they could have fixed the sliding doors' thought the man has he examined the condition of the hallways.

'Well, your standards are higher than most people'

'Of course' thought the man vainly as he turned his head in importance; not even noticing the many admirers he acquired, sighing in all of his handsome majesty.

'But isn't this exciting? Ever since Kimura-sensei offered you that teaching job at the academy I've always thought that being a teacher would suit you'

'Please tell me that you're being sarcastic, Senbonzakura'

'I am'

'Good, because I'll be sticking to my real job'

'Good choice, Byakuya-sensei'

'Enough with the sarcasm'

'Fine'

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Author's Notes:

1./2. Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged (greatest abridged series ever!)

3. Being cunning is one of the characteristics that the Slytherin house is famous for. (And if you haven't guessed yet, it's from Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling) The other ones are being resourceful and ambitious. Miki's not ambitious but she is resourceful and cunning (thus her successful pranks and antics). Of and if you're wondering about what house Miyuki would be in, then she would probably be in Gryffindor. She has bravery and nobility. Ha, you thought that Miki would be in Hufflepuff? Well then you are wrong! Oh and the Snape comment was there because I personally think that Snape is awesome. Again, don't flame me if your opinion and mine just happen to contrast.

Well, what do you think is going to happen next?

I don't know that yet. You're going to have to wait, okay?

Please review. Constructive criticism is always appreciated, just not too harsh okay? Or you'll make me sad…

-Miki