FINALLY IN HOGSMEADE
H: Well, look at that.
G: We're in Hogsmeade.
R: We sure are.
Hr: So…what ever shall we do?
R: First of all, we can stop talking like morons…
H: Right…
R: Second of all, I say we head over to The Three Broomsticks and decide what we want to do over some crack.
H&Hr&G: …
R: What?
H&Hr&G: …
R: -sheepishly- Oh, sorry, wrong movie. -scratches neck- -coughs loudly- Second of all, I say we head over to The Three Broomsticks and decide what we want to do over some butterbeer. -looks at Harry and Hermione hopefully-
H&Hr&G: -sigh in obvious relief-
H: That sounds like a jolly old splendid idea.
Hr: I rather agree with it too.
R: I thought we went over the fact that we can STOP TALKING LIKE MORONS.
H: That sounds like a jolly old sple-
R: -slaps Harry-
H: -gets slapped- Well, look at that. I got a boo-boo.
R: -slaps Harry-
H: -gets slapped- I think that was just all around impolite, Ronniepoo.
R: -bitchslaps Harry-
H: -gets bitchslapped- FUCK! What a hell was that for, Ron?
R: That's better. You need some spanking too, Hermione? -grins wickedly-
Hr: -cringes- No, I'm fine, thanks.
R: -looks threateningly at Hermione-
Hr: I…I mean, uh, -goes to the library quickly and comes back- Hell no, who the fuck do you think I am?
R: That's my girl.
G: -wanders off-
Hr: Hey, where's Ginny?
R: -shrug-
H: -shrug-
Hr: -shrug-
H: So…should we start heading over to The Three Broomsticks?
R: That sounds like a jolly ol- -claps hand over mouth- Yeah, yeah okay. -looks around wildly- The quicker the better.
H&R&Hr: -run like lightning to three broomsticks- -enter- -sit at random table- -pant- -catch their breath-
R: Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
H&Hr: …
R: Well fine. I'll just go read these random Harry Potter icons I found in my pocket mysteriously which I obviously did not take my own sweet time to print and cut and paste from Harry Potter sites which I go to every day….-twitch-
H: Oooh! Oooh! Let me see!
Hr: -rolls eyes- Boys…and Harry Potter icons…
H: -scooches over to Ron-
R: -reads- POTTER. My anti-drug.
R&H: -laugh together- TOTALLY.
R: Aw! How cute! You and Draco together!
H: -leaves world-
R: Harry? You still there?
H: -takes his sweet ass time getting back-
R: Harry…
H: -shakes head rapidly- Oh, yeah. Um, Ron…could I keep this?
R: -grins- Thought you'd ask.
H: -slips icon into pocket-
Hr: Harry, why did you just-
R: YOU SAW NOTHING!!!
Hr: ….
R&H: -take out wands- YOU SAW-
Hr: -raises hands- OKAY, OKAY. Don't kill me!
H: Oh, fine.
R&H: -reluctantly put away wands-
Hr: -twitch-
R: Oh. My. Gawd!
H&Hr: WHAT?
H: Snape? A dementor? Malfoy? Spiders? Voldemort? Homework? Non-frosted cupcakes?
Hr: No homework? No books? No library? No! NO! NO!! NO!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!
R: What a hell, Hermione. It has nothing to do with your nightmares.
Hr: -glares- Don't lie to me…-clenches and unclenches fists-
R: I'm no-
H: Just leave her to it, she'll stop in a few days.
R: -rolls eyes- Oh, fine. Girls and libraries…
H: …
R: …
H: …So, why did you do the whole Oh. My. Gawd! Trick?
R: -grins- Come here.
H: -etches closer to Ron-
R&H: -look in unison at icon-
H: Me and…Hedwig?
R: It's a popular ship nowadays.
H: -flips hair- Not that I'm complaining, but we broke up like, ages ago.
R: I know right? They totally need to catch up.
H: -puckers lips- Mm-Hm.
R: So…want some crack?
H: RON! Come on, dude! We practiced our lines like what, TWO TIMES?
R: -sheepishly- Sorry, sorry. I'll cut that from the scene.
H: -runs hand through hair- You better remember. And catch a shot of me running a hand through my hair too, we need a hot pic in this.
R: Oh fine.
Shot of Harry running hand through hair: -is hot-
R: -brightly- Can I get a picture of ME running MY hand through MY hair?
H: NO!
R: -grumble- Do you think Hermione's out of it?
H: Hermione?
Hr: No no no no no no no no no.
H: Nope.
Hr: Yes, Harry?
H: Cuthtatfromthescene Yes.
Hr: YES, Harry?
H: Oh, um…since we're not at Hogwarts…
Hr: Obviously…
H: And we're at Hogsmeade…
Hr: Obviously…
H: Let's hang out at the Hog's Head!
R: Wait, way too many Hogs. What are we talking about again?
H: -sigh- Hog's. Head. Now.
R: Whatev. Lets go.
Hr: Shall we skip?
R: I SAID TO STOP TALKING LIKE MO-
H: Just go with it, Ron.
R: -sigh-
H&Hr&R: -skip off to Hog's Head forgetting completely about Ginny-
