FINALLY IN HOGSMEADE

H: Well, look at that.

G: We're in Hogsmeade.

R: We sure are.

Hr: So…what ever shall we do?

R: First of all, we can stop talking like morons…

H: Right…

R: Second of all, I say we head over to The Three Broomsticks and decide what we want to do over some crack.

H&Hr&G: …

R: What?

H&Hr&G: …

R: -sheepishly- Oh, sorry, wrong movie. -scratches neck- -coughs loudly- Second of all, I say we head over to The Three Broomsticks and decide what we want to do over some butterbeer. -looks at Harry and Hermione hopefully-

H&Hr&G: -sigh in obvious relief-

H: That sounds like a jolly old splendid idea.

Hr: I rather agree with it too.

R: I thought we went over the fact that we can STOP TALKING LIKE MORONS.

H: That sounds like a jolly old sple-

R: -slaps Harry-

H: -gets slapped- Well, look at that. I got a boo-boo.

R: -slaps Harry-

H: -gets slapped- I think that was just all around impolite, Ronniepoo.

R: -bitchslaps Harry-

H: -gets bitchslapped- FUCK! What a hell was that for, Ron?

R: That's better. You need some spanking too, Hermione? -grins wickedly-

Hr: -cringes- No, I'm fine, thanks.

R: -looks threateningly at Hermione-

Hr: I…I mean, uh, -goes to the library quickly and comes back- Hell no, who the fuck do you think I am?

R: That's my girl.

G: -wanders off-

Hr: Hey, where's Ginny?

R: -shrug-

H: -shrug-

Hr: -shrug-

H: So…should we start heading over to The Three Broomsticks?

R: That sounds like a jolly ol- -claps hand over mouth- Yeah, yeah okay. -looks around wildly- The quicker the better.

H&R&Hr: -run like lightning to three broomsticks- -enter- -sit at random table- -pant- -catch their breath-

R: Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

H&Hr: …

R: Well fine. I'll just go read these random Harry Potter icons I found in my pocket mysteriously which I obviously did not take my own sweet time to print and cut and paste from Harry Potter sites which I go to every day….-twitch-

H: Oooh! Oooh! Let me see!

Hr: -rolls eyes- Boys…and Harry Potter icons…

H: -scooches over to Ron-

R: -reads- POTTER. My anti-drug.

R&H: -laugh together- TOTALLY.

R: Aw! How cute! You and Draco together!

H: -leaves world-

R: Harry? You still there?

H: -takes his sweet ass time getting back-

R: Harry…

H: -shakes head rapidly- Oh, yeah. Um, Ron…could I keep this?

R: -grins- Thought you'd ask.

H: -slips icon into pocket-

Hr: Harry, why did you just-

R: YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

Hr: ….

R&H: -take out wands- YOU SAW-

Hr: -raises hands- OKAY, OKAY. Don't kill me!

H: Oh, fine.

R&H: -reluctantly put away wands-

Hr: -twitch-

R: Oh. My. Gawd!

H&Hr: WHAT?

H: Snape? A dementor? Malfoy? Spiders? Voldemort? Homework? Non-frosted cupcakes?

Hr: No homework? No books? No library? No! NO! NO!! NO!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!

R: What a hell, Hermione. It has nothing to do with your nightmares.

Hr: -glares- Don't lie to me…-clenches and unclenches fists-

R: I'm no-

H: Just leave her to it, she'll stop in a few days.

R: -rolls eyes- Oh, fine. Girls and libraries…

H: …

R: …

H: …So, why did you do the whole Oh. My. Gawd! Trick?

R: -grins- Come here.

H: -etches closer to Ron-

R&H: -look in unison at icon-

H: Me and…Hedwig?

R: It's a popular ship nowadays.

H: -flips hair- Not that I'm complaining, but we broke up like, ages ago.

R: I know right? They totally need to catch up.

H: -puckers lips- Mm-Hm.

R: So…want some crack?

H: RON! Come on, dude! We practiced our lines like what, TWO TIMES?

R: -sheepishly- Sorry, sorry. I'll cut that from the scene.

H: -runs hand through hair- You better remember. And catch a shot of me running a hand through my hair too, we need a hot pic in this.

R: Oh fine.

Shot of Harry running hand through hair: -is hot-

R: -brightly- Can I get a picture of ME running MY hand through MY hair?

H: NO!

R: -grumble- Do you think Hermione's out of it?

H: Hermione?

Hr: No no no no no no no no no.

H: Nope.

Hr: Yes, Harry?

H: Cuthtatfromthescene Yes.

Hr: YES, Harry?

H: Oh, um…since we're not at Hogwarts…

Hr: Obviously…

H: And we're at Hogsmeade…

Hr: Obviously…

H: Let's hang out at the Hog's Head!

R: Wait, way too many Hogs. What are we talking about again?

H: -sigh- Hog's. Head. Now.

R: Whatev. Lets go.

Hr: Shall we skip?

R: I SAID TO STOP TALKING LIKE MO-

H: Just go with it, Ron.

R: -sigh-

H&Hr&R: -skip off to Hog's Head forgetting completely about Ginny-