Title: Kuchiki Byakuya's Dairy of Personal Feelings about Living In Soul Society and Other Things

Paring: Renji x Byakuya, One sided Byakuya x Ichigo, Byakuya x Ukitake x Kaien

Summary: What Byakuya does when no one watches.

Note: I like Byakuya as much as the next girl but this was too hard to resist. W: (OOC-ness) (Lotsa Yaoiy goodness!!) (Not for kiddys)


This Diary belongs to:

Princess Kuchiki Byakuya

DO NOT READ!! - Byakuya

October 9th, Fall

Dear Hisana,

Lately things have been getting harder, and I'm talking about Renji. He's shoved me into more closets lately and won't let me leave until I fully satisfy him. I enjoy it but I need that free time to cook in my Easy Bake Oven. I mean I went all the way to the human world to get it and goddamnit I want to cook in it!

October 9th, Fall, 7:34 PM

Miss Hisana,

How many days has it been since Ichigo ripped you up? You were my favorite Bunny Doll. Magical Pretty Bunny Girl, Hisana of Izuru. Sigh. I miss dressing up as Sailor Moon while you were my Mini-Moon. We had so much fun. And Renji would be The Guy With The Rose. And he would kiss me at the end of every game. Tee-hee! It was so romantic!

October 10th, 12:12 AM

Pretty Girl Hisana,

Well Ichigo finally fell asleep. Now I can do things to him in his sleep. Like touch his Bleep and do Bleep with his Bleep. It's going to be amazing!! Oh and put my Bleep in his Bleep. Then I can wake up Renji and we can knock him out and do a three person Bleep. Oh♥

October 10th, Fall, 2: 34 PM

Hisana-hime,

Well, It was pretty boring today. Ukitake was eyeing me in are morning meeting so I invited him over top give him what he wanted. It wasn't the same without Kaien. Kai-chan would moan all the time, it made the taboo much more exotic and forbidden. And the time we did it when his wife was in the next room. The fear of being caught made a chill go though my body. It's not my fault she can't fulfill the desires he has. I mean by the amount of times he comes to my room, I think he got bored of her a long time ago.

November 4th, Fall, 3:09 AM

Hisana-chan,

I'M LIKE SO SORRY! I lost you! I couldn't write anything for so long, I had so many suppressed feelings! Wahhh! I cried all night. But we must catch up. OK so, I had sex with Renji, Ichigo (He was sleeping, I'm such a little devil♥!), and Ukitake like 9 billion times. Oh and I got another bunny doll, no hard feelings, Kay? Your always gonna be my fav. Hisana-chan!

November 5th, Fall, 3:55 PM

I spread myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon on my bed, which got Renji all intense. He started to say all these sexy things like, "Come, let us take our fill of love until morning; let us delight ourselves with love." Oh, Renji♥!! We had our fill, didn't we? Saying it like that makes me so aroused…Mmmmm.

November 18th, Fall, 6:19 PM

Hi-chan,

I'm sorry I haven't written for so long!! I went on a trip to human world with Ichigo and Renji ect; ect; Ichigo introduced me to his family. Could he be saying something without talking? Does he want to get married? Wisp me away from my noble family and fight Renji to a bloody end for my love?! Oh How will I deal with this, Lady Hisana?

December 7th, Winter, 8:27 PM

Hisana-darling,

These entries have been coming slower and slower lately, huh? It's not that I don't love you it's that Renji's talking about eloping, and I…I can't! What about my noble duties? What should I do Hisana?!

December 9th, Winter, 3:44 PM

Hisana-sama,

It's snowing. I want to throw snowballs with Ishida, Sado, Renji, Inoue, Ichigo and Rukia but I have work I'm going to Ukitake and have some fun. I'm I betraying Renji by having sex with Ukitake? We aren't really married or any thing, just Sex Bunny Lovers. And Renji is always at it with Kira. Sometimes I'm just super jealous I want to kill him.

December15th, Winter, 4:55 PM

Lady Hisana,

Sigh. I've felt quite bored lately. The whoppy lately has been un-passionate. It's boring. This life is boring. So I've been thinking of some ideas:

-Cosplay (As Ichigo, a bunny, a cat, something hot.)

-Role play (As schoolgirls, Romeo and Juliet I call Juliet♥, teacher and student.)

- Don't have it for a while No way.

-Others

December 18th, Winter, 3:45 AM

My lovely Bunny Hisana,

We tried them all the role playing and cosplaying seemed to work the best. We were a bunny student and a cat teacher. It was so delectably sweet, Renji I mean. ;)

December 25th, Winter, 1:00 PM

Merry Hisana,

Oh. Merry Christmas, Hisana!! Renji proposed to me♥♥♥! It was the best! We gave gifts, ate cake and had a long night! I can't wait until next year! I think I'll treat myself to a new diary!

And so Kuchiki Byakuya gets himself a new diary the next day

Writing to his heart out to his dead bunny doll

Which is the only thing he's ever

Had a sane conversation

With.