MERRY CHIRSTMAS CHARLIE BROWN! Hey guys! Merry Christmas and everything. Here's your one-shot I hope you all got/gave good gifts!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Disney's Christmas Parade

This contains Bashing of the "New" Disney Channel because it sucks and if you watched it back when all they showed was Disney Movies and Mickey Mouse cartoons you'd know what I mean. So if you don't like it don't read it!

~Christmas with the Strife family~

It was midnight or about two am… I was still half-asleep. I tried to maneuver my way down the stairs and to the kitchen for a glass of water. Then I realized something. It was Christmas day. I looked from my stairs to the Christmas tree all lit up and beautiful... THEN it hit me. PRESENTS! PRESENTS FOR ME! I forgot about my water and ran over to shake the boxes. I looked at the half eaten cookies and empty glass of milk SANTA had been here! I picked up my stocking and shook it. Dumping its contents all over the floor. Inside were gift cards, candy, oranges, cookies, bookmarks and headphones! I popped a peanut butter cup in my mouth. It was so magical I didn't wanna leave. But I knew I'd just sit there bored since it was only two am and nobody would be up before eight. I walked up the stairs and plopped back into bed with Naminé satisfied and warm. Christmas was here.

Sunlight irritated my eyes I slowly rolled over and nuzzled into Naminé's hair I groaned happily as she stirred against me "Good Morning" I whispered lightly kissing her cheek she moaned and put a pillow over her face to try and get out of the sunlight I nuzzled into her neck. Everything was peaceful. Then I realized it was Christmas… "WAKE UP! ROXAS SANTA WAS HERE! ROXAS WAKE UP!" My brother Sora yelled pounding on the door. I groaned and nuzzled harder into Naminé's neck hoping somehow that could get him to go away and then I heard my bedroom door unlock. "ROXAS PRESENTS!" Sora yelled jumping on my bed I felt him start jumping on me Naminé on the other hand was on the other side of the bed completely unharmed snuggling in my blanket. I jumped on my brother and we started wrestling. I pinned him to the floor while he rolled on top of me "Guess I win huh Roxy?" He said I pulled up my legs and kicked him. "Hey! Assfaces! Presents!" Xion yelled at us I climbed over my bed and ran down to the living room as it was the night before. The room was stocked with presents. My mother was already in the kitchen making us breakfast. Naminé stumbled in after us rubbing her eyes still asleep. "Mummy where's Daddy?" I asked "Oh he's just getting a few more things for Christmas dinner. Honestly I do feel bad for the people who have to work on Christmas." She said. We sat down. Knowing if Daddy wasn't there we couldn't open any presents or really do anything. Snow was everywhere outside. "Turn on the Disneyland parade dearies." Mother said I grabbed the remote and switched on the T.V. Mickey and Minnie mouse were dancing on stage with candy canes I went to the kitchen to get something to drink and Xion was jumping up and down screaming about some princess on T.V. "OHMYGODIT'SARIEL!OHMYGODRAPUNZEL!SNOWWHITE! SLEEPINGBEAUTY! JASMINE!" She screamed jumping up and down in her pajamas. "Shhh…..!" Sora said "HEY! WHERE'S JOHN SMITH AND GENERAL SHANG?" She said "XION SHUSH!" Sora said "FLYNN RIDER ISNT A PRINCE!" She said again I groaned Naminé was already dressed in a Christmas sweater that looked a little snug but I wasn't gonna tell her that. "HEY! WHERE'S KRISTOFF? YOU CAN'T HAVE ANNA AND ELSA WITHOUT KRISTOFF! ALL OF THE OTHER PRINCESS HAVE THEIR PRINCES!" Xion said "XION SHUT UP!" Sora yelled throwing his slipper at her "Ow! You hit my head!" She yelled "Oh behold that whore Demi Lovato is trying to be Idina Menzel. YOU CAN'T SING YOU STUPID WHORE!" Kairi screamed Xion plugged her ears and started to loudly scream "let it go' "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES THAT'S ALL YOUR GOOD FOR YOU STUPID CUNT!" Sora yelled "SORAYA ROXAS STRIFE! Mother yelled from the kitchen "Sorry!" Sora said "Those stupid asses from that gay 'teen beach movie'" Kairi said "OMG PETER AND WENDY!" Xion said I yawned and leaned back on the couch and put my arm over Naminé. "OMG MOM DARTH VADAR KIDNAPPED SANTA!" Sora yelled Mom came out mixing chocolate chip pancake mix "Oh my goodness." She said "OH WAIT HE GOT AWAY! HE'S IN DISNEYLAND!" Kairi yelled "And Neal Patrick Harrison is on the Jungle Cruise with Darth Vader…Wow" I said Then Daddy came in "Hey Aerith. Are you sure we have enough Salami and olives and triscuits? I am not going back a second time." Father said "Oh Cloud. Mother said ruffling his spikes. "Breakfast time!" She announced. Everybody but Naminé ran into the kitchen and sat at the table she seemed to walk sluggishly there. "Is that morning sickness kicking in?" Mother asked patting her head "Could I just have some apple juice?" Naminé asked "Alright sweetie pie." Mother said "I mean may I please have some apple juice?" Naminé corrected herself as mother put the apple juice on the table Naminé sipped it while I dug into my Pancakes with blueberry syrup, strawberries and bacon. I felt bad for her "Maybe you'll have some later..." Mother said sitting down next to father "I miss Mother and Father…" Naminé said I put my arm around her and kissed her head she sighed "They'll come around Honey… Just like My dad got to liking Cloud." Mother said "Aerith… Your Dad died of cancer right after he accepted me into his family. "Dad said Mother sighed then she was happy again "C'mon kids hurry and open your presents we still have to go to Grandma's house. We all cheered and went to open our gifts. Naminé was hesitant as she sat down next to me "Hey! Naminé there's presents for you! Kairi said she got up and threw her hands over Mom and Dad. Then sat down next to me. Tearing open presents from Santa Clause I had gotten a bunch of books and video games, clothes and things like that. "Xion what did you get?" I asked throwing wrapping paper over my shoulder "The chronicles of Prydain. She said "Prydain?" Sora asked "The black Cauldron!" Xion said "What else?" I asked "Purple pajamas, tea, ribbons for my hair and some comic books." Xion said "Sora?" I asked "Books, Assassin's creed four, Blue jammies umm… Bioshock Infinite and clothes." He said I looked at my own pile "Kingdom Hearts 1.5 The legend of Zelda Ocarina of time 3D and a strategy guide and a receipt that says I have a copy of Final fantasy X and X-2 pre ordered and paid off at game stop. Then some clothes and books. I said "Naminé?" Sora asked "Books, a maternity nightgown , Baby clothes, a sketch book and new art pencils!" She said grinning I smiled I was happy that she was happy. "C'mon kids, grandma are waiting for us." Mother said "Ughhhhh…." Sora groaned flopping on the ground holding his 3DS in the air "Shush, Your grandmother loves you guys." Mother said " Oh my god…" Xion said then the front door burst open "Merry Christmas!" I looked over Riku was in the door wearing his jacket and a Santa hat. "Hey baby!" Riku said walking over to Xion and kissing her cheek Dad raised an eye brow "Oh Riku, What a nice surprise." Mother said "Can't stay Mrs. S. I only came to give this to Xion." Riku said He handed Xion a present wrapped in purple shiny wrapping paper. "Open it!" He said She opened it inside was an Ariel snow globe. She opened all of the packaging and took it out of the box and shook it slightly winding up the little key "Oh Riku it's beautiful I-I don't know what to say." She said as the little snow globe played 'Part of your world' "Say you like it." He said "I love it!" She said "Good." Riku said he kissed her head "Well I gotta go guys. Bye bye!" He said walking out the door. "Okay…Well c'mon kids bring your stuff" Mom said. We all loaded in our minivan and drove to grandmother's house.

~The End~

Sorry if I made that sound too rushed guys.

It was really hard to write this I had to keep everybody happy and since I really really hate Christmas. I don't hate charity and I don't hate how everybody is nice to each other I just hate Christmas. Like this year. I spent like all of my paychecks on presents for everybody else. I got a fucking backpack. I sort of wanted some books. I went on facebook while I was typing this and I had to listen to everybody brag or rant about their goddamned I-phones and what they got. Here I am with a package of chapstick and a back pack. But yeah I hate Christmas. I love decorating the tree and the lights. But I hate the holiday. I hate black Friday sales on Thanksgiving. I hate Commercialism. I hate gift cards. I hate my "Mother" being a lazy shit and not waking up in the middle of the night to put out the presents like she did before she got married. I hate how she HAS to buy everybody else shit and forget her kids. I hate getting all worked up over the holidays and then getting disappointed. WELL I'm gonna go try and stay home from my Grandmother's house!

SO Merry Chirstmas. I hope you all like your gifts .

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