Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Otherwise I'd have a decent amount of money.

AN: If your not sure where this little confession of the song comes from, I suggest watching Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut.

It had been a long week of cramming and staying up late studying, for a group of four boys. They took their finals and now were in a bar celebrating now that they were over for now. An hour within arriving at the place, the four were all quite tipsy. Out of the corner of Kyle's eye, he noticed that this Saturday was karaoke night, which was posted on a flyer on the wall. Sneaking his way over to the sign up sheet, once he's over there, he starts browsing through the songs they have to offer, and after turning a few more pages he finds the perfect song and knowing exactly who should sing it. He made his way back to his friends and together they watched various people in various states of drunkenness go up and sing songs that you would only sing if you were drunk or in the safety of your own home. After a good amount of people who went up, the emcee went to the microphone to announce the next person.

"Next on our list of performers tonight is Eric Cartman, let's give him a round of applause"

"AY! Which one of you guys did this?" he grumbled getting up and made his way towards the stage. 'I'm going to make those guys pay' he thought once he grabbed the mic and could only imagine the song that was chosen for him. Looking over the crowd and glaring at his friends who just giggled and waved while the song was being prepared. He was so glad he was buzzed and wouldn't care less that he had to sing. Pretty soon the opening bars of a veryfamiliar song started to play. It was the one song that he knows once it begins he has to sing the entire song. That song was Come Sail Away by Styx. As he started to sing the words to the song, he looked at the crowd for his friends and to the one person who would remember something like this. That person was Kyle.

As he really got into the song, he found a second mic and walked over to their table and placed it in Kyle's hands. Kyle figured 'Ah, what the hell, everyone's having a good time and their all drunk anyway'. He joined Cartman in singing the last few verses of the song:

"I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise

They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies

Singing come sail away, come sail away

Come sail away with me"