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Thanks to h t t p :/ /w w w .h p - e n c y c l o p d i a .c o m / h o g w a r t s.p h p ? p a g e = r u l e s for the school rules. I just edited them a bit.
This chapter is dedicated to my older brother cuz he's freakin' awesome when he's not PMSing. Thanks for the books! MUHAHAHHAHA! I bet YOU don't have him as an older brother, and yes, I pity you deeply.
The Trail of a Team
and we are your new teachers
"Thank God, you've finally made it—welcome to Hogwarts!"
-wolf whistle-
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Rules
· First-year students are not allowed to have broomsticks
· Students cannot enter the Forbidden Forest
· Fighting is against school rules
· Students are not to use magic over the school holidays
· Students are to take the train to Hogwarts - not a flying car
· Students need a slip signed by teacher to take out books of the Restricted Section in the library
· Students should not steal potion ingredients from Snape's office - nor should they make dangerous potions, such as Polyjuice Potion
· First and second-year students cannot visit Hogsmeade; third-year and older students need a signed permission slip to visit the village
· Argus Filch has a list of objects forbidden in the castle; it can be viewed in his office if anybody would like to check it
· Never use the Unforgivable Curses on a Muggle, witch, or wizard
· Love potions are against Hogwarts school rules
· Boys not allowed in girls' dormitories
· Only fifth-year and older students are allowed to be out in the corridors until nine o'clock
· Do not eat food in the library
· The Wizarding Examinations Authority sets rules for the OWLs and NEWTs, and all aids to magical cheating are forbidden
· Do not be out of bed after hours
· Always be respectful to your teachers
· Thieving is not tolerating at Hogwarts
· No dark magical objects are allowed in Hogwarts
Haruno Sakura paced around the classroom, her hands behind her, and her eyes narrowed. Uzumaki Naruto sighed before looking at Uchiha Sasuke, who was watching her as she muttered furiously to herself.
"Okay, so this is going to be difficult. But not to worry—we're freakin' shinobi, we can do this! Yeah, okay, moving on. Sasuke, you teach them about the geography of the countries. Naruto, you teach them basic academy-worthy moves…like flips. And stuff. And I will teach them most of the history and how to contact us in case of an emergency. Okay, so that works. Um. Okay, so we got that over with. Okay. Monday and Tuesday Sasuke will teach, Wednesday and Thursday I will teach, and Friday Naruto teaches. Naruto, give them treats during those times. Okay…The first day, we all introduce ourselves and stuff, and then we get to schedule. Er, okay. After that it's simple—I teach Herbology, you, Sasuke, teach Potions, and Naruto teaches DADA. Okay. Okay. Deep breaths everyone—there is no need to be over-stressed."
"Sakura-ch—" began Naruto.
"I said there is no need to be stressed Naruto! We can handle it! Just have some faith in our abilities!"
"…Er. How do I teach them jetsus?"
"You don't."
"But that's no fun!" protested the blond.
"You can grade them however you want, even de-grade them if you dislike them, as long as no one knows."
"Yeah, okay, that's pretty cool, Sakura-chan. But what do I teach them?" asked Naruto.
"Simple. Flips and stuff. During those times you can brag about what you did. Heck, you can give them the bell test." Sakura sighed. "I don't know…I guess I can check out a few things and get back to you later. But are we ready?"
"YEAH!"
"Hn."
Clubs
1) Quidditch - Four teams (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Hufflepuff)
2) Gobsters - The magical game of Muggle marbles! (Except the balls shoot liquid at you when you lose a point.)
3) Dueling Club - On hold. No teacher.
4) Wizard Chess Club - Captain, Jenkins Metk.
5) Golden Trio Fanclub - President, Leah Sanders
6) Gourmet Club - Head Chef, Dobby the House-Elf
Harry Potter stepped into the Great Hall, his head high, his shoulders squared, and his two best friends in the world, at his side. Though he won't admit it to most, he was dead scared in what was going to happen.
"Hey, Harry's here!"
"Hey, mate!"
"Awesome move killing the dark lord, Potter!"
"How was your summer, Harry?"
Smiling slightly, rather forced, he sat down, talking to everyone who was practically shoving each other to him. "Hey, Harry," greeted Seamus, as he shoved away a Hufflepuff and sat down across him. "Did you see the newest racing broom? Guess what's it called."
"The Harrymobile?" guessed Hermione, rolling her eyes while speaking to Lavender and Parvati.
"The Harry 5000?" guessed Ron.
"No! The Golden Trio. Guess what else—the plaque on it, stating it's amzaingness? It—"
"Tells who it's dedicated to," interrupted a fifth-year Ravenclaw. "It has all of your names on it with titles. Like—"
"Harry the Leader, Hermione the Wise, and Ron the Courageous," a fourth-year Gryffindor chimed in.
"I like that." Ron grinned and brushed his hair away from his eyes. "Ron the Courageous. That suits me."
Laughing, Harry nodded. No one, he thought, seemed to care he hasn't gotten a word in at all. And oh damn, did someone just touch his hair?
"Please go back to your tables or I will put you all in detention."
Harry turned around—
To see a pretty girl, about as old as him, with rose-like pink hair cascading down her shoulders and to the middle of her back. Her eyes were much like his own, except a little faded. Her skin had a pale peach coloring and she was tall—about five-foot-eight, maybe five-foot-seven.
She saved Fred, he suddenly realized. "Did you hear me?" she snapped. "To your tables."
Next to him, Ron stared—not unlike everyone else, who were checking out her—
"Uhum," snarled Ginny, making Harry turn back around sheepishly.
"You can't put us in detention," sneered a Hufflepuff. "You're a student—not even a Prefect."
Rolling her eyes she sighed. "Name, house, and if you touch me like that again, you, I swear I'll break every bone in your body." She took out a pink slip and glared at the Hufflepuff. "The rest of you—scram."
Harry breathed. Thank you, he wanted to tell her. I can breathe.
"Professor Haruno, are these students bothering you?" Harry blinked—out of nowhere stood Professor Flitwick.
"Oh, thank Kami-sama. You can give this boy a detention for showing disrespect. Excuse me, I have to go get the two idiots or they'll never stop bickering." She, too, out of nowhere, disappeared.
Dear Forehead,
I cannot BELIEVE you just left on a NINE MONTH mission! How could you? Does FRIENDSHIP mean NOTHING to YOU?
Whatever.
Send me back gifts and stuff. Oh, and here's a poisoned kunai Tenten sends cuz you left. Hinata sends her love and is now pestering the Hokage in making sure we see you once a week.
Or something.
Lots of poison,
Ino
"Welcome to another great school year!" shouted McGonagall, making every eye turn to her. "We are happy to say that we survived the war and are now safe! I now stepped up to be Headmistress and I hope to teach just as Dumbledore had. But first, I make a few announcements before we eat the food our house-elves made. Excuse me! Shh!
"Because of the war, we want more protection than before. But during it, Dumbledore had left, in his will, a special concern for it. Unfortunately, we could not contact the people he wanted us to, as he never left how. But during the summer, I, Professor Flitwick, and Professor Slughorn, have discovered the reason as to why.
"During that time, we, as well, made contact. These people are not wizards—they are shinobi, a great group of ninjas that we have hired to protect Hogwarts, just on case, for the year."
Whispers broke out and McGonagall had to clap her hands to gain attention again. "These ninjas are going to teach you a whole new subject—how to contact them, how to recognize them, about their dimension, and basic self-defense."
"But we already know self-defense!" shrilled a first year. "And we have dueling club!"
She has a point, thought Harry, still watching.
"In case you ever lose your wand, and if you read the club letter you would see that Dueling is on hold. However, three teachers have retired—uh, and one of them made a great sacrifice for us all. These people will fill in their place, also…"
BOOM!
Harry whirled around, his hand going for his wand, as the Great Hall doors flew open. Three people came in, one of them the pink-haired girl. But first, walking in like they owned the place, stood the most amazing trio he'd ever seen. Blond-haired and bright blue-eyed, six-foot-something came in, at his side dark-haired, dark-eyed, pale-skinned six-foot-something, pink-haired, green-eyed, definitely a female, was at the blonde's other.
"I present you—Haruno Sakura, Herbology professor. Potions master, Uchiha Sasuke. Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Uzumaki Naruto."
Professor Haruno smiled slightly, before going to sit at her spot, Professor Uchiha sat next to her, and Professor Uzumaki, bright and smiling, sat on her left.
"I present to you—shinobi!"
