A one chapter story that is not really one chapter
chapter three.
Don't hump the carrot!
The bell rang and the class had settled down as the teacher walked in the room.
"Hello everybody," she said smiling as she turned around and started to write on the board. She looked boring. The class was boring. That was at least how Grimmjaw felt about it. Ichigo on the other hand was too busy looking at the espada's to care about what the teacher said. They were on to something. They had to be. First neighbours and then classmates. They were trying to infiltrate his life, he just knew it.
"And the last team: Ichigo and Grimmjaw," the teacher said smiling.
That sentence made Ichigo fall out of his thoughts as he looked up at the teacher. Had she just said what he thought she said? He leaned over to Orihime. "What's going on?" he whispered.
"You just got Grimmjaw as your partner," she said, sounding disappointed and concerned.
"On what?" he asked, even more desperate.
"As partner on the project she is handing out now." He looked at paper the teacher gave him. He read it as he heard Orihime mumble, "I got Ulquiorra as a partner."
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"This is great. Now you can study Ichigo. Too bad I got Orihime. I already know enough about her," Ulquiorra said as they walked home.
"I don't want to do this shit," Grimmjaw said as he looked up at the sky.
"You must! It is a great chance to get inside of Ichigo, find out what makes him tick."
"Fine… hey, where are you going?" he asked Ulquiorra as he walked away from him.
"I have to go to work. Try to get one yourself," Ulquiorra said as he walked away.
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Grimmjaw dropped his bag in the hallway as he got home and went to the fridge. There was not much, some carrots, some potatoes, milk… they definitely needed to by some more food.
"There is nothing good to eat here," he mumbled, then he took the carrots out of the fridge and walked towards the couch. He turned on the TV as he ate the carrots, feeling like a bunny. Unfortunately there was nothing worth seeing on TV and as he stood there with the last carrot in his hand, he looked at it.
He slowly pulled his pants down and hesitated a little before putting the carrot inside his mouth. Was this a good idea? He took it out and liked it. He slowly took the other hand and reached for his length. After licking and sucking it like a lolly pop he slowly put it down. He circled it around his entrance, teasing himself a bit before he softly started to push it inside. It was a bit cold, but he pressed it inside anyway. It felt a little different from the dildo. Rougher.
As he slowly pulled it in and out, he wondered why it felt so different. He tried to move it around a little. Out of the blue he hit his spot and gasped, he grabs the couch with his other hand as he hit it again. He sped up and he hit the same spot over and over again, the pleasure ran through his body. It didn't take long before the room is filled with his moans and heavy breaths. He grabbed his length and started to pull it. Some pre-come came out and he kept pulling it. It didn't take long before he came in the couch. He breathed heavily as the pleasure slowly let go of him. After a while he stood up and cleaned up.
As he was about to throw the carrot in the trash can he stopped. What if Ulquiorra found it? He had to make a quick decision. What to do, what to do… He looked out the window and it hit him. He walked outside to the trash can. There he opened the neighbours' and dropped it there. As he had just closed the can, he heard somebody yell.
"Hey Grimmjaw, can you come here?" Isshin asked.
Grimmjaw wondered if he had seen it, but as he walked inside he found out that he had not seen anything at all, he just needed some help with some wall piper, the moron had disaided (even do the family said he wasn't aloud to do it) that the wall piper hade to be changed. And of course, he had already gone over his head. Grimmjaw helped him, and like that he got a job as a handy man there.
"You know, your like family now!" he said smiling over the work they had done.
Grimmjaw did not know what to say. He did not even know why he helped him, but apparently it did not take much before he was considered family. Anyway, this would hopefully shut Ulquiorra up.
"I think of you as a son," he said, almost crying and was clearly emotional. "Ichigo have been gone so much these days, and he does not tell my anything. So here," he said and gave him the key to the house. "Now you can come and go as you like. Just help yourself to what you want." Now he was crying, then suddenly he ran to the poster of his dead wife and cried while hugging her. "We have now got another son, and he know how to work. He even likes meeeeee!!"
Grimmjaw decided that it was time to go. As he reached his door step he looked back and saw his now adopted father opened his trash can to throw some bags, when he notes the carrot.
"Uah, ICHIGO! What gross habits have you got now?" he said, sounding surprised and desperate as he sighed and took the carrot inside the house, leaving the trash bags on the street.
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Ulquiorra had just gotten his green uniform on, it stood "I work at Super Groceries, ask me!" on it, when the boss walked towards him. A round short man that tried to grow a moustache.
"You may start with the toilet paper. All that over there needs to go to the shelves over there," the man said as he pointed his fat fingers to the other side of the store.
Ulquiorra nodded and started carrying the toilet paper away, then he bumped in to somebody. It was Ichigo of all people, and he was also wearing the stupid "I work at Kiwi, ask me!" shirt.
"WHAT THE HELL??" Ichigo yelled as he looked at Ulquiorra. "Are you guys stalking me?"
The boss walked towards them again. "Something wrong Ichini?" the boss asked.
"It's Ichigo! And yes something is wrong, what is he doing here?" the red head desperately asked.
"He works here. I hired him yesterday," the boss said and decided that the problem was solved. "Ichini, there is a lot of soup cans that should be out in the store and not back here." Then he walked away, leaving them.
"I know you are up to something Ulquiorra, I just know it! You are at my school, my neighbourhood, and now my job. I don't care what it is you want, I am going to stop you." Ichigo said, turning his back to his enemy.
Later that day, while Ulquiorra was still putting toilet paper on the shelves, an old lady walked towards him.
"Excuse me Mr. but is this toilet paper soft and does it have perfume in it? You se my bottom itches when there is perfume in it and then my husband gets annoyed by my complaining."
The old lady continued to talk, but it seemed like she in the end had forgotten her question. Ichigo on the other hand looked at him all the time, as if he held an knife to the old woman. What a nice day.
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Later as Grimmjaw happened to open his window he saw Ulquiorra on his way home. He looked mad. Ichigo walked back to him. Then he saw Ichigo's father come out.
"Mr. Isshin, you forgot your trash!" an old neighbour said.
"Oh, I am so sorry. I was so distracted by the carrot covered with pooh that I found in my thrash can. You know my son is in an experimental place in his life right now," he yelled loudly back.
The old woman looked a little shocked, but not as much at Ichigo's red face.
Ulquiorra walked inn the door, and Grimmjaw turned around.
"I got a job," Grimmjaw said proudly.
"Great, Mine is filled with morons, but it turns out Ichigo works there too so I have a chance to analyse him a bit," Ulquiorra said as he walked to the fridge.
"Good for you," Grimmjaw mumbled and walked to the bedroom to sleep.
Outside you could hear Ichigo yell at his father and the father calming his son down by assuring him that is was probably normal to stick certain things inside a certain place at his age. Meanwhile Ulquiorra opened the fridge and wondered where all the carrots were.
A another chapter down. I tried to be a little funny… I don't know if I'm any good at it. Please tell me if I am!! I am sorry if the sex scene is not so good. In the beginning I wasn't in the mood. I know, it surprised me too!! I was sitting in the teachers lounge at school when I wrote that part, (our class room was busy, so we had to be there) and then suddenly a HOT young teacher (my gymnastic teacher) comes in, and suddenly I got a little inspired x) but maybe I got a little distracted by him as well… okay, now I'm just babbling…
Happy New Year everybody *3* I gave you this chapter as a "gift" now it is your turn, leave me a comment! ^-^
