Disclaimer: I don't own dgrayman if I did lenalee would have already mysteriously died by now.


Chapter 2

Lavi just started nervously laughing and said "Well, it seems Allen was being hit on by a pedopile again huh."

Kanda looked at Lavi as if Lavi had just told him he was pregnant and said "I wonder what gave it away? Was it the lustful eyes or maybe the perverted smile? Oh no maybe it was the way he licked his lips."

Lavi responded with "Let's not forget the way he was rubbing Allen's arm. XD"

And Kanda being the nice and generous person he was procceded to smack the the living crap out of Lavi. While Allen just stared at nothing.

"No, not again. Not again it was already terrible enough being hit on by the president of the Noah Company. Please tell me it's all a lie."

Lavi and Kanda stopped fighting, or rather Kanda stopped giving the smackdown on Lavi and focused their attention on Allen.

Lavi walked towards Allen and patted Allen on his back and said "Aw don't worry, buddy. At least the pedophile who hit on you this time wasn't fat."

And Allen procceded to sit in his little emo corner and started mumbling to himself that it was all a lie just like the cake.

"I wonder what happened to Moyashi-kun."

"You freaking traumatized him that's what happened."

"No, I didn't I was just comforting Moyashi-kun. Oh, now I get it Yuu's jealous."

"What the fuck am I supposed to be jealous about?"

"That I was trying to comfort Moyashi-kun even though you wanted to be the one to comfort him."

"Why the heck would I wanna comfort the Moyashi?"

"Cause you like him."

"For the last fucking time you stupid rabbit I do not like the beansprout."

"Yes, you do you love Allen-chan with all you heart and so does Allen-chan. And in the future you two will get married and have wonderful children together."

"Are you on crack, Usagi?

"Maybe."

Kanda just sighs and responds to Lavi with "Since you keep going on and on about the stupid Moyashi shouldn't you have noticed what the Moyashi is doing right now?"

Lavi tilts his head to the side and says ,"Noticed what?"

"Well for one thing he's sitting in his little emo corner mumbling something about cake."

"Aw poor Allen-chan who could have caused Allen-chan to do such a thing."

"You did, you retard."

"I did? Really?"

"Yes, Einstein."

"Then I must make it up to Allen-chan."

Lavi walks to Allen's little emo corner and thinks to himself "I wonder how I should comfort Allen-chan" and hears Allen-chan talking about cake.

Lavi says "That's it!"

Lavi crouches down to where Allen is sitting and says "Al buddy I'll get you some strawberry shortcake."

"No! I don't want a cake it's a lie."

"How could the sweet deliciousness of strawberry shortcake ever be a lie?"

Allen looks up expectingly at Lavi and says "Really?" with his puppy dog eyes.

"Really. Now let's get back to work or we'll get in trouble."

"Ok."

Allen and Lavi walked towards the front door where Kanda was and all of them walked inside.

Kanda asks Lavi," So how did you get the stupid beansprout to calm down?" While Allen is skippeting with joy in front of them.

"I'm Al's buddy of course I'm gonna know how to calm him down."

"Really? Is that so?"

"Of course."

"Then since you're his buddy you should know why that pedophile wanted to speak to that beansprout when he hasn't in the past."

"Heh heh I have no idea what you're talking about, Yuu."

"Since you have no idea what I'm talking about then you won't mind if I go ask that pedophile what made him wanna talk to Moyashi all of a sudden."

"W-Wait stop Yuu-chan!"

"What's wrong,Lavi? I thought you didn't know why the pedophile wanted to talk to the beansprout."

"Um, well you see remember last night when you took Allen-chan to your place."

"Oh, I remember since I was forced to take care of him thanks to a stupid Usagi."

"Well um he saw you carrying Allen-chan bridal style while you were taking him to your car so I suppose he assumed you two were in a relationship."

"When the heck does carrying somebody bridal style mean that they're in a relationship? And I only carried him bridal style cause it was easier to carry him that way."

"But still it seems he got the wrong idea and thinks that Allen-chan's into guys right now."

"So that's why he's making his move on him?"

"Yup, but don't worry cause big strong Yuu will definitely protect Allen-chan." And Lavi skippeted towards his desk.

"What the fuck?"

"Hey Kanda what were you and Lavi talking about?" Allen said after he stopped skippeting with joy after he saw what Lavi did.

"What's it to you?"

"Well he started skippeting after talking to you so it must have been something important."

"The Usagi is on drugs Moyashi in case you haven't noticed I doubt skippeting is anything unusual for him. Besides weren't you also skippeting just a few seconds ago?"

"That's different I was just very very happy that I was gonna eat strawberry shortcake."

"How the heck is that different?"

"It is you just don't understand because you don't like sweets. What a waste."

"Unlike you Moyashi I could never eat anything so sweet."

"That's just because you haven't given it a chance once I get my strawberry shortcake I'll give you a small piece. Once you try it you will finally understand the beauty of sweets."

"You would give part of your stupid strawberry shortcake to me?"

Allen looked away from Kanda and while blushing a little on his cute little face said"Of course I would unlike you I'm not a selfish person besides it's for a good cause. By the what was it that I wanted to ask you about?"

"It was nothing, Moyashi. Just forget it."

"You sure it was anything important?"

"Yes, I gurantee it Moyashi."

"Ok." said Allen ignoring the use of his hated nickname and walked towards his desk. Just when he was about to get started on his work Allen could feel the presence of someone behind him so he looked around and saw that it was Lavi.

"What is it Lavi?"

"I forgot to tell you something before Allen-chan."

"What did you forget to tell me Lavi?"

"Well apparently Leverrer said that he wants to see both you and Kanda in his office."

"What?" said Allen while Kanda having heard the whole thing from this desk had an fml moment.


Author's Note: Sorry for not updating these past 2 weeks I wasn't able to find time to write a new chapter. Thankfully I was able to write 1 chapter today. The next chapter will come out on tuesday and on thursday there will be another chapter. By the way in case any of you were wondering fml means fuck my life I was able to find out the meaning of that word thanks to a wonderful man called Shane Dawson. Oh and don't forget to review reviews are like coca cola and pepsi to me they make me really happy. :)

kelpomm XD:nope i did not copy it it's probably cuz i decided to rewrite the story.