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Go Big and Go Home
Chapter 3
By time the time I showered, put on my face, and put gas in my car, my cell phone was blowing up like Orville Redenbacher in the microwave.
Lips: Santana? Where are you? ETA?
Obviously. Ugh. I am a woman of my word, I just had to do my hair damn it. I'm not going to show up looking like I slept on a train. Jeeze.
Baby Britt: Mouse! Thought of you this morning. Hi!
Um. What? She hasn't called me "Mouse" since I was permanently friend-zoned. Gulp.
Mr. Shue: Hi Santana, sorry I did not respond to your messages earlier. Coach Sylvester and I have tried to speak with Brittany, but it did seem to help. Sam tells me you are heading to Lima. I sincerely cannot wait to see you. Brittany needs you Santana. We all do.
Mr. Shue: Oh and Ms. Pillsbury sends her love.
Now aside from the fact that Mr. Shue's text was as long-winded as his pep talks and used grotesquely appropriate grammar and vocabulary, I was feeling legitimately touched when my phone started to jump in my hands again.
Britty Baby: I wish you were here. Pout.
WTF.
Tina CC: Sue's baby is Michael Bolton's? Did you know? Wack right?
WTMF?
Britty Baby: LTubbs Misses Santana. If NY wasn't so far away you could be our special guest today on FF2.
Oh no. She always talks through the cat when she's trying to talk about something scary.
Britty Baby: New Mercedes cancelled on me. Something about a catfish.
Now that IS scary.
Queen Mercedes: Gurl! It is a shit show up in here! Mike and I could seriously use some back up. Are you really comin?
Wait! Too many texts. Shue. Tina. Mercedes. Sam. But I had Britt with her phone in her hands. I press dial. Right to voice mail. I text her back.
Britty! Surprise! I AM in Lima. My mom needed me home this weekend. What time should I come over? I'd love to be on FF2. I promise not to chicken out this time. Xo
She replies within seconds.
Silly Santana! I don't go to school any more. Come on over!
