I'm on a roll today!

This is before Artie joins and the team is just starting out. Another Batman fic! Sort of!


"Where is Batman?" Wonder Woman asked, looking around the room.

The other six founders shrugged indifferently. The princess frowned at the Zeta-beams, waiting for the man to come from them or perhaps to blame them for the reason he wasn't there yet.

Superman looked up and then over at Young Justice, who were awkwardly standing a few feet away from them, minus Robin of course. Superboy was completely turned in the other direction but they all seemed to be having a conversation with the way one would turn to a another and make hand gestures. "Uh, why are they here again?" he whispered, leaning toward the other founders. Shayera Hol growled in his direction and jutted her chin when all the kids looked up at him.

"Don't say that you twit! They can hear you!"

"Oh… right."

The Thanagarian rolled her eyes and turned back to John, who had been in a conversation with her about the pros and cons of a flame-thrower; not doubt Shayera who started the conversation.

Superman sighed, slightly wishing he was back at the Daily Planet with… er, his work. *cough, Lois, cough*

Recognize Robin B-01

Recognize Batman 01

Robin appeared a smirk plastered on his face as he walked toward the team, joining in instantly on the mental conversation. Batman appeared slightly flustered and was fumbling with something on his belt. The thing that slightly worried everyone; Batman didn't fumble. With anything. Period.

"What took you so long!" Wonder Woman exclaimed, stepping forward with he arms on her hips and a scowl on her face. Batman looked at her and then tilted his head toward his protégé.

"Found Robin messing with something on my belt. I don't want to know."

"You'll want to know!" Robin exclaimed, a grin erupting on his pale face. All of the team also had grins and smiles on their faces, obviously Robin had bragged to them what he had done and they were yet awaiting to see the outcome.

"No, I don't."

"Well, let's start talking with the kids about-"

"I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK! YEAH! THEM OTHER BOYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT! YEAH!"

Everyone's head snapped toward Batman's utility belt, where the song was coming from. Batman's hand flew toward his belt and pulled out a cell phone, a very expensive looking one, and immediately turned off the sound. Everyone stared at Batman with wide eyes, except Flash; who was smirking in the background. Superman was trying not to smirk and Wonder Woman was staring at the man with a slightly confused yet amused expression. Shayera shrugged it off but was smiling along with John and J'onn. Batman slipped the phone back in the belt and then turned on the Boy Wonder.

"Robin!" he growled, glaring in the boys direction. The thirteen year old was practically on the ground laughing, Kid Flash not far behind him. Aqualad was trying his hardest not to smile, but that abandoned him. Miss Martian was giggling but was trying to cover it off with a cough and Superboy was smirking, looking a lot like Clark right then.

"I… I didn't do it!"

One glare and the boy stopped.

"Okay, so I did."

One eyebrow went up and the boy sighed.

"Sorry-"

"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND! SOME PEOPLE JUST STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE…. THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT-"

Batman shut it off once more and lunged for the boy, who dodged, laughing his head off as they pretty much dodged and lunged and dodged and lunged. Of course, Batman caught Robin; causing the boy to laugh ever further and beg the bat to let him go.

Of course, the man complied and let the boy go and with a smirk said, "You're grounded."


Ah, the song that never ends…. never fails to annoy the crap outta people.

I thought this was funny, if it wasn't to you, sorry! Personally, I think Robin would totally do this.

Anyway, review? Another one should be out tonight; any requests? I take 'em! XD