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Mrs. Mays presumed that something was wrong with Phineas Flynn. He was… off somewhat today. And Ferb too. He was usually silent, but today he was even quieter. So after the bell rang, she said in a loud, clear voice,
"Flynn, Fletcher, may I please speak with you?"
"Yes. Yes you may," Phineas automatically replied, using his favorite catchphrase. Mrs. Mays tapped her fingernails against the wooden desk impatiently as she waited for the step-brothers to gather up all their school stuff and walk to her desk.
"Now, Mr. Flynn and Mr. Fletcher, I sure, sure may seem old at the age of twenty-two," Mrs. Mays giggled, eyes twinkling. "But just because I am a braniac for graduating early does not mean I am out of sync with the rest of the world. What's wrong?"
Phineas and Ferb exchanged a meaningful glance, then Ferb piped up, "It's Phineas's pants, ma'am."
Mrs. Mays eyes bugged. "Excuse me?" she stuttered, not quite sure what to say. The boys kept a straight face.
"You see, on common days, Phineas wears jeans," Ferb explained. "But today, of all occasions, he is wearing khaki pants. Now, Mrs. Mays, I believe you know Phineas quite well…"
It took Mrs. Mays a moment to understand, then said, "Ahh… you mean your sister's wedding."
Ferb nodded, while Phineas continued looking at his feet. "So you see, Phineas is anxious about his older sister going off and marrying someone else, like he won't be important anymore," he continued. But that wasn't the truth at all. Phineas and Ferb had overhead Susie Johnson and her friends talking about ways to ruin their sister's wedding… one way of course, changing all the food orders, setting off the alarm sprinkler, and getting the couple into arguments about things as much as possible…
Innocent, little Susie Johnson would feed her brother false information.
"I see," Mrs. Mays thought out loud. "You know, your mother invited me to your sister's wedding…" Mrs. Mays eyes suddenly twinkled with delight. "Not sure if you remember this, but I was there when you built that rocket ship to the moon, when you did that circus, and all of that…" she paused.
"Phineas, you are excused," Mrs. Mays waved him out of class. "Here's a note for your next period." She scribbled some reasons down on a yellow sticky-note why Phineas was late for his next class. After Phineas left, she turned her head to Ferb.
"Mr. Fletcher, do not create excuses for your brother's poor behavior in class," she said in her most mature manner.
"Ma'am… not to be rude, or straightforward, but… do you have a thing for my step-brother?" Ferb suddenly asked.
Mrs. Mays felt her cheeks flush a bright pink. "W-what?" she sputtered.
"And we call you 'Mrs. Mays'," analyzed Ferb. He pointed to Mrs. May's finger. "But you don't have a wedding ring. You say you're a missus so that teenage boys don't fall for you."
Mrs. Mays suddenly got angrier than she ever did in her entire life and said, slowly and coldly, "I suggest, Mr. Fletcher, you leave at this instance. Now." Ferb left with her classroom without another word.
Mrs. Mays sank back into her soft, leather chair and sniggered at the awkwardness of the situation. "Me falling for a little boy," she said, trying to laugh. "As if."
But no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't convince herself that it was wrong.
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