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The remainder of the night was spent in awkward silence. Both males were deep in thought, each mulling over their current problem.
Sasuke couldn't really have feelings for Naruto, that one wet dream he had about the blonde some years ago reared its ugly head within Sasuke's mind.
The young Uchiha tried to will it away along with the strange feelings it seemed to come forth at the very thought of having Naruto beneath him, sweaty and moaning his name…
Sasuke took a careful glance at the other man who sat in the love seat next to the couch he was currently laying on.
He took in Naruto's slim and toned body. God, how that must feel to touch and... Sasuke mentally slapped himself...
God this was all Itachi's fault. If it wasn't for his gay brother, he would never be questioning his sexual preferences. Or maybe it was just due to the fact that he hadn't been laid in weeks and he was just desperate for some action.
Or maybe Naruto was just hot and asking for it-
He was, actually. Naruto had decided to be an asshole upon discovering Sasuke was having... difficulties.
Naruto was sprawled out in that loveseat; legs spread wide open to stretch his jeans in a mighty dangerous manner.
It might be just as nice to be the one doing all the moaning and being topped- Sasuke shook his head furiously.
The blonde let out a dramatic sigh, glancing in Sasuke's direction. "I'm lonely," he said simply, stretching his arms over his head. "You're all distant now, you know. It's so stupid, you know."
Sasuke averted his gaze, "Shut up."
"You want me." It wasn't a question. "I want you."
Like a fucked up version of the Barney song- I want you, you want me, let's have butt sex in that tree... God, he needed help.
"Pssst." Sasuke jumped, nearly smacking his head into Naruto's- When had the stupid lug gotten so close?
"I nearly lost you there. What's going on in that pretty little head of yours?"
The youngest Uchiha glared at him.
"Oho. Sexual thoughts. Having some fantasy, maybe you topping me in a night of wild passion? I got news for you- I bend over for no one. You, however- Oh, look, you're blushing. How... delightful. I feel evil now." Naruto said gleefully, practically molesting the other man with his eyes.
"Stop staring at me like that, dobe. Knock it- What are you doing!?"
Deep blue orbs stared at him- Naruto's hands continued to roam over pale flesh.
"You... are wearing shorts. How... delectable you look right now." Naruto grinned, giving Sasuke a wild rush that had little to do with the hands sliding up his shirt. "You look innocent. You... look unclaimed. And you know how much I love to claim things."
Oh, god. This would not end well. Sasuke thought, passion beginning to cloud his mind, I can't-
"Naruto- Please. Don't." Sasuke mentally screamed at himself- What was he doing? Naruto wanted him, he wanted Naruto, why couldn't they get a little and be cool? "I can't- Get off me."
"Have I just screwed up majorly?"
"... no. I'll be honest. I want this. I probably need this. I just can't let myself do this right now- I'm confused."
"Uhuh. I get it... sorta. So... you want to do the nasty with me, but have some strange idea that you can't?" Naruto was mocking him- that bastard. The blonde was being just as bad as he normally was.
"Okay. I am going to set some boundaries. You can kiss me. You can push me down on the sofa and begin a sweaty make-out session. You cannot go below the waist without my permission. And you are so not getting me out of my pants."
"Well, you're currently wearing my pants."
"You cannot get me out of anything that is covering my ass."
"Damn." Naruto stuck out his lip. "Okay. Terms accepted. So... wanna make out?"
Sasuke was only able to nod his head before his lips were claimed once again by those sensual lips.
Naruto began at a slow pace, his mouth moving slowly over the Uchiha's, coaxing him to play along in this game that they had begun.
To Sasuke this was everything that he had ever wanted and more, yet that was what scared him... if gave into his own terms as well he knew that he would force fate into motion… and once it had started it would turn and turn out of his control.
Sasuke didn't like to have things beyond his control. For as long as he could remember, he was always able to have some kind of hold on his life.
But as Naruto's mouth worked wonders upon his own, he suddenly decided to screw what his mind was say and threw caution to the wind.
Giving up on his inner battle, Sasuke granted access to Naruto's wandering tongue.
Naruto couldn't help but grin as he entered the hot, wet cavern that was presented to him. He could not remember how long he had dreamed of feeling the raven's lips pressed against his own.
The kiss began to grow hotter and hotter, but still Naruto kept his word and his hands stayed firmly on Sasuke's shoulders.
"Naruto..." Sasuke breathed as he came up for breath for only a moment before diving back in.
"Hmm..." Naruto mumbled in reply, too engrossed in the make out session.
"Oh gods..." Sasuke's whole body was growing hotter and hotter, and a warm turning in his lower belly made its presence known.
"Sasuke..." Naruto groaned, "We have to stop-"
Sasuke bit his lip, breaking the kiss. "Ah..."
"I'm- Oh man, I don't want to stop, but..."
"Okay, okay. I want you... to let go of me."
After a moment's hesitation, the blonde complied.
"Now, I want those hands... on my ass. Now."
This time there was no hesitation.
"Stop pinching." Sasuke said firmly, eyes lidded.
Naruto pouted slightly. "You said."
"My terms apply- I asked for your hands on my ass, not a grope session."
"Shut up." Naruto crushed his lips against Sasuke's, forcing him down on the couch again. "You talk too much."
There was silence for a few seconds, save a few wet, smacking noises. And then...
"Hand."
"Sorry."
"You bit me. Get off. No biting." Sasuke growled. "I will not have marks."
"Pssh." Naruto responded, "Your lips are swollen. Everyone will know you had something goin' on, a love bite won't give it away."
"Love bite? Oh, that's rich." Sasuke squirmed, "Leggo of my wrists."
"I'm allowed to leave marks. It's not mentioned in your terms." Naruto grinned cockily, sticking his tongue out.
Sasuke leaned forward and bit Naruto's tongue.
"OW. You bastard, you are so tickled." The blonde's hands slid to Sasuke's sides, just above his waistline.
"Get off!" The Uchiha yelled, half-laughing from the assault, half-furious... half enjoying himself. Yes, that was three halves. Sasuke was special. He could have three halves if he wanted. "Stop biting my neck!"
"Oh, but you like it." Lips pressed against his neck again, suckling the pale flesh. Sasuke groaned, going completely still. "Seeeeee? You like it."
"Nnnn."
"I think it's cute."
"I'm not cute."
"Okay, you're hot."
"Dobe I am not..." Sasuke cut his sentence short. "Ok, I am hot, but still- what right do you have to call me that?"
Naruto gave him a quick kiss. "Because I am can, and because you are currently at my mercy."
"Like hell I am..."
Naruto made his point by kissing him passionately, and putting all the kisses before to shame.
In turn, Sasuke let out a low moan. 'That bastard' He thought as their tongues battled for dominance. He would show that twerp who was at who's mercy.
Using his strength, Sasuke sat up and push Naruto backwards.
The blond let out a small meep, feeling his back hit the soft cushions of the couch. Ok, so maybe Naruto had been wrong about Sasuke being at his mercy, but still, did that mean he had to take control?
"Teme, that's no far, I was having fun."
"Hn. Like I am going to let a dobe like you top me."
"Top you??? Like we really were going to do anything that makes it matter who is on top or bottom... what you afraid of being an uke?"
Sasuke blushed, and Naruto giggled.
"You're cute when you blush."
"Damn it Naruto, I am not cute."
"Whatever you say."
Sasuke just huffed as he looked down at the flushed blond. Damn he was hot, almost too hot for Sasuke to resist molesting him right here on the couch.
Thankfully, though Sasuke prided himself for his self-restraint, and merely settled on glaring at Naruto.
"You know you face will end up staying like that, forever stuck in a frown."
"Fuck you Naruto."
"Oh please do."
"Inviting me to be on top, are you?"
"Damn." Naruto raised a hand up, showing defeat. "I'm sorry for wanting sex."
"Hn." Sasuke's eyes bored into his, cool orbs of blackness.
"Must you act so... hey, you're still blushing."
Fuck. "What's your point?" Sasuke managed, flustered.
"It's adorable. So uke. HEY. Look at your name- It's got 'uke' in it! No wonder you're such a pretty gay man!"
"..." Sasuke's eye twitched- Even more endearing to the blonde, he was sure.
"Hmmm..." Naruto scooted forward on the floor, using the couch to help him up. "You said... in your terms..."
"I said a lot of things in my terms."
"You said I couldn't uncover your ass. You... mentioned nothing about..." Hands slid down Sasuke's back, pulling him forward, and Naruto's warm breath whispered in is ear- "Other... places that pants usually cover..."
With those words- He was back in control, and Sasuke knew that he was prey to... just about anything.
"Nnn... dobe..."
"Hmm?" Naruto licked the arch of Sasuke's pale neck- He nearly forgot what he was going to say.
"Your hands are on my ass."
Those wandering hands slid around to grasp warm, taut flesh instead, and Sasuke prided himself on not gasping.
"Hnngh-" Well, there goes dignity.
"Nnn-" Pride was taking a backseat ride here, wasn't it.
Naruto was grinning as he continued to... okay, molest his college friend.
Sasuke's eyes closed briefly- This was too insane. What was holding him back? He couldn't remember, so it must not have been important.
The youngest Uchiha was not a nice person. So when he got whorish... he was cruel.
"Nnn." Sasuke licked his lip, almost innocently, "Those pants are getting mighty constricting, Naruto, from what I can see."
"Don't be mean," Naruto growled, nipping the brunette's ear. Sasuke, this time, did not hold back: he moaned, loudly.
Naruto's breath hitched.
"I win..." Sasuke whispered, cocking his head to expose his neck, "Right?"
"Yeah, yeah, you win the battle, but I'm gonna win the war and get me a commonwealth!"
"You're gonna have to get those clothes off first."
Sasuke tugged at the hem of Naruto's shirt: the blonde shimmied out of it faster than he would've thought possible.
"Oh, Sasuke!" Naruto sing-songed, "Shirt off, pants next! Now it's your turn to start getting nakkie."
"What are we, four?"
"Uh- Add twenty years, and we get a little closer. We... are men. And we are men that sleep with other men. So take your clothes off so we can be us."
Can't argue with that logic.
Naruto couldn't help the smirk that spread across his face as he watched Sasuke's hand begin to undo the first few buttons of his dress shirt. 'I knew he wouldn't last long.' He smugly stated to himself.
Sasuke on the other hand was nervous beyond reason, although he would never admit it.
Sure he was acting cool and collect on the outside... well as cool as you can with a sexy blond in front of you, but he couldn't really be blamed.
This was his first time having any kind of sexual encounter with a being of the same sex... unless you count that hermaphrodite that he dated. To say the least that end in a nasty shock that left Sasuke scared for weeks.
Needless to say, he had heard many things from his brother, yet Itachi had a bad habit of stretching the truth and making things as twisted as he could.
Although Sasuke new the simple mechanics of it all, and the fact that it hurt to be the uke. To say the least, Sasuke was hell bent on being the seme. He wasn't one to bend over for anyone, not even the cute blond at this moment in time.
Naruto's ass would be his and not the other way around.
Sasuke stared at his hands when he realized that he had come to the last button. Giving it one last look, he undid it and removed his shirt, letting fall to the ground in a forgotten heap.
"Hmmm... now we are getting somewhere... now come the pants." Naruto almost purred as he licked his lips hungrily.
"Nn- Stop it," Sasuke said half-heartedly, his hands coming to rest not on his own pants, but on those of Naruto. "I'm not being dominated."
"Oh yes you are." Naruto smirked, "Look, I am being on top. Maybe next time, Sas-uke."
Sasuke frowned. "Next time?"
"Yes. Next time."
The Uchiha bit his lip; it wasn't that he didn't believe the blonde- he was scared still.
That was, until Naruto's lips pressed against his again, hands tangled in each other's hair as they pressed against each other.
"Excited, aren't you Sasuke..." Naruto murmured, low tone sending shivers through Sasuke's spine. "Be a good boy and take your pants off."
The brunette nearly smacked himself; his hands automatically dropped to obey that commanding tone. Naruto had some strange power over him; he would never be on top at this rate.
Naruto also had a thing for necks, Sasuke realized dimly, and he himself had a thing for neck bites. He squirmed and groaned in pleasure as Naruto dropped his lips to his neck again.
"Okay, I am taking the pants off." Sasuke informed him, "So stop that- Nnn."
Naruto grinned, managing that evil-hot look. Sasuke bit his nose, agitated despite being ungodly turned on.
"Oooh, that was kinky."
"Do you want these pants off or what?"
"Yes dear."
Sasuke merely gave him a look, one that clearly said 'I am going to kill you after this is over,' and returned to unbuttoning his jeans. It was no easy task, seeing as he was harder than he had perhaps ever been in his life.
Naruto was watching him avidly. "Can I help?"
"Oh, you're going to be helping soon enough. You- Get your pants off."
"You are remarkably like a woman. Bossy bossy bossy. Oh-"
Sasuke was suddenly blushing again- The blonde was staring at him, turned on and in nothing but a pair of boxers, with the hungry gaze of a predator.
"This... is going to be very, very fun."
Sasuke flushed at the sight in front of him. Gods if he had any doubts, they were now gone. All that filled his head now were dirty thoughts of things that could be done to the blond. Even his nervousness had slipped away just as his pants had down his hips.
They spilled to the floor in a pile, leaving the Uchiha clad in only his boxers.
"My, my, aren't we sporting a nice package." Naruto licked his lips, letting his eyes roam over the man.
Sasuke felt the sudden need to cover himself.
'Stupid modesty having to kick in now. Hell when HAVE I ever been modest?' Sasuke cursed himself. He was going to end up making a follow of himself in front of Naruto. What the hell was with him?
While deep in thought Sasuke did not notice the sudden close proximity of the blond, nor did he notice the hand until...
"Shit... Na..Naru...to" He gasped out as a slim hand cupped his hardened erection.
Naruto smiled at his friend's reaction.
"Sasuke, you're so hard. You really should do something about this."
"Bastard... ah... mnn..." Naruto gave Sasuke a squeeze, his grin growing by the minute.
And why was Naruto still in his underwear? Not cool.
Naruto proceeded to spin around, showing off. He shimmied halfway across the room, shaking his boxer-clad ass.
Sasuke groaned. "Get over here, you ass!"
"Mm, it seems you want something." Naruto shook his head, grinning, and waltzed back.
Sasuke bit his lip. The idiot had to dance in his underwear, didn't he?
"You look so girly right now, Sasuke, despite being ass naked."
And then it came to him- There was no way they wouldn't squabble. Even over the stupidest things, they'd always be fighting, like... Sasuke flushed, like a married couple.
"I'm going to make you eat those words." Sasuke growled, making Naruto laugh.
"Or I could eat something else."
The Uchiha prided himself in not shivering. Naruto just had to be so freaking hot, didn't he?
"Y'know, as much as I'm loving the boxers, they have to go." He finally said.
Naruto frowned. "But I like them. They're my only 'PWNED' boxers."
He was right; the black boxer shorts had red lettering, outlined in yellow, on the seat of them that read "PWNED!!!"
"Take them off. NOW."
"It's not like you're going to be doing any fucking."
"Not this again- Nnnnn." Sasuke groaned as he was pushed into the couch. Naruto has his boxers down, right off his hips- Just enough to fuck, but not enough to be fucked. He was not winning this fight- Sasuke was bottom, there wasn't an argument.
"Damn." Naruto slid off him, fished under the couch for something. "Aha!" He pulled out a tube of something- Sasuke leaned forward to see.
"What kind of a weirdo keeps lube under his couch?"
"The smart kind."
"Can't argue." Sasuke shrugged- Only to be pinned down again. His pride weakly protested the treatment, but the majority of him didn't care- Naruto was practically fucking him with his eyes, and- What was wrong with him- it was nice.
Naruto popped the cap off the lube, grinning like a maniac. "Who rocks?"
"I do."
"Heeeeey. Not the right answer. Okay, who fucks?"
"One of us."
"I nominate myself. Voting time! Oh, I'm the only candidate. I win!"
"That election was rigged!" Sasuke protested, laughing despite himself. The laugh twisted to a gasp- Naruto could be just as mean as he was. "If you don't pull that finger out right now and replace it with something else, I'm going to kill you."
"Patience, patience." Another finger- Sasuke squirmed, wanting more but not wanting to sound like... a whore? They scissored- Sasuke gasped.
"That hurts-" And then it didn't- The intruding fingers brushed... something. He moaned, nearly climaxing right there.
"I found something pokeable, didn't I?" Naruto grinned, pressing his fingers against the spot.
Sasuke's entire body shuddered; he barely held himself in check. "That's my ass you find so pokeable," he gasped, shaking. "Stop tha- Nnnn... Ah... Nevermind, keep doing it."
"You are so fucked." Naruto drawled, pulling his fingers out. "Just about now."
Sasuke's mind was in a flutter, all coherent thought had left and he had buried his earlier conditions, aka stay above the waist, in a ten foot pile. He wanted Naruto and he wanted him now!
HOMG LEMONY-MANSEX.
Catching his breath, Naruto collapsed on top of Sasuke, completely spent.
"Hmmm... That was good..."
Sasuke smiled. "Hn..." Sleep was soon over taking him. Many thought were running through his mind, and he knew in the morning the consequences of his action would hit him head on. But that was tomorrow and tonight he would enjoy the warmth of Naruto's body next to his.
Whoo, lemons! Lemons lemons lemons!
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