Hello fellow Naruto fans! Either welcome to the next installment to Not By My Choice! and if you just want to read than go read, no one is holding you back. I'm just making a few announcement! That is all, This for those who are following this and my other story, Ritou Taiyo.

One: I'm sorry i haven't update that one yet but please note, i have already written out this story up until the chuunin exams and the one I'm posting is both a rewritten version and the edited typed one. The original i written out is similar to the finish product but isn't even close. i rewrite this as I type it down. Ritou was a plot Bunny I couldn't stop bouncing around in my head, so it will take awhile for the next chapter to come out. So just bare with me.

Two: I do have other stories to write and update, so updates get harder as I go along but one of the rules I have is that I post the first three chapters of any story I post. So after this chapter I will shift all my focus onto the next two chapters of Ritou Taiyo. I also had another Naruto Fic that I wanted to post but didn't have the time to do it because of these two but after that I will come back to this, I promise! Believe it!

Naruto: Wait, that's my thing! You can't do that.

Do you have it copyrighted?

Naruto: No...

So I can in fact use it.

Naruto: *Grumbles*...

I'm sorry what was that?

Naruto: I said *Grumbles*

What? *Smirk*

Naruto: *Glare*...*Smirk* I said You don't own me, so by default you don't own my catchphrase. And therefore can't use it.

... What are YOU looking AT?! Go read this chapter already G- LOG DAMMIT!


Chapter 3: I'm your jounin-sensei... Obey me!

I wanted to slap myself, I really did. How in the Holy Log's name is Sakura top kunoichi of this year's class?! Last year's was a weapons specialist, come on! The only reason I got such low scores was because I literally did less work than Shi- he who should currently not be named- on purpose and I didn't even need to try, this was just a mission to me. But she's supposed to be the top Kunoichi of the year. How could she act (maybe she is) like a dumb bimbo in front of her jounin-sensei like that.

Kakashi's single eye twitch.

Let me recap.

You've probably read this scene a hundred times, seen it just as much, and even wrote it a few times, each one unique or special but it's still eye cringing every time she says it. In those err timelines (let's go with that) She still says those same logdamned words. Every. Single. Time.

"Introduce ourselves? How do we do that, Sensei?"

Where's that pan when you need it?

Kakashi scratched his pink hair (OML I made twins) and acted like it was a very good question.

"Just tell us your likes, dislikes, hobbies, stuff like that."

He was met with silence. He scratched again.

"I guess I should start. My name is Hatake Kakashi, I have a little brother, a boyfriend, you're all too young to know my likes, don't have too many dislikes, also too young for my hobbies!" He eye smiled at us.

"All we learned was his name." Sakura whispered.

"What? He did say he has a brother and boyfriend! He told you he has people he cares about, BIG no no for a ninja."

"He also technically told you he was pervert."

"That too... Oh sensei, when I get my hands on you..."

"So you're a pervert!" I chirped happily. The horror on Sakura's face made me wish I had a camera or those smart phones found in the cities. I think I'll paint it later. "What? Usually when an adult tells us we're too young to know something, its about sex. Or porn."

"Sex? Porn?"

We all turned to Sai, who sadly had a confused look. He made eye contact with me, not once even looking at Kakashi to ask. He was probably told who the real sensei was and knew it was me.

"What is porn and how does a person's genitals contribute to it?"

"Oh you poor thing! What has Danzo done to you?!"

"Please tell me you atleast know were babies comes from."

Kakashi and I would have probably had similar looks if he wasn't wearing a mask. This is inhumane!

"Well... Have you learned reproduction yet?"

Negative. Damn this will be hard.

"My old master taught me enough to survive out on missions before allowing me to become a genin. He told me anything else could be taught be my jounin-sensei... Was that not how it works?"

Everyone slowly shook our heads.

"Oh... "

This is going to be really hard. Damn you Danzo!

"Well, seeing as Naruto seems to know those subjects he will tell you after introduction are done!"

I glared at him. He scratched.

"I guess I go next. My name is... "

Uh... What should I say.

I can't say Namikaze because nobody is supposed to know I'm one, not even me. And saying Uzumaki will mean I'm rejecting dad. What to do, what to do...

"I don't mind son."

"Do what you must, sweety."

"Naruto. Just Naruto. I like Ramen, sweet cake, I have a love-hate relationship with Author-sama, my brother, godbrothers and sisters, and godmother, what else... Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze Minato. I strongly dislike perverts, unnecessary violence, snakes, dango, waiting three minutes for ramen. My deadbeat godfather... I don't have any hobbies anymore since Jiji won't let me, he said I shouldn't play with bombs and explosives anymore since I could kill myself or become like my grandmother."

"From the stories we heard, she really was insane..."

"Maybe it skips a generation. "

"Jounin Exams."

If you ignore my parents commentary, almost treating my life like a movie and them the directors or in this case the creators, there would have absolute silence. Apparently Sakura has enough self preservation, to step away from me. Sasuke eyed me, Kakashi looked like he was going to have a breakdown, and Sai looked like he wanted to say something.

"Ooookkkkaaaayyy" Kakashi stretched out, taking everyone else's attention off of me. "Duck butt you're next."

Sasuke twitched at the name but gave no other response. We stared.

"Fine... My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I like my family, tomato's, and movies. I dislike fan girls, people who judge without knowing the person, traitors, senseless killing, weaklings, whores, pretenders. My hobbies are training, reading, and spending as much time as I could with my family."

Kakashi nodded, still scratching but some of the pinkness was gone. Thank log!

"Clueless, you're next."

Sai blinked when Kakashi pointed his finger at him. That name really is fitting.

"Ok... My name is Sai. I had a brother but I don't know what happened to him since he went MIA (missing in action) three months ago. I like drawing, I guess. I dislike the fact there are information that happens to be common knowledge but I don't know it myself. I guess my hobbies are painting and... No that's it."

"We are sweat dropping in here!"

Ditto mom.

"Pinky."

You basically know this but Author-sama is making me show you anyway.

"Ano... My name is Haruno Sakura. I like... My dislikes are Ino-pig and Naruto! My hobbies are... I happen to have a future and goal that I dream to make... "

If you're wondering, she would giggle, squeal, and glance at Sasuke when she couldn't finish her sentence. Can't wait to break her out those habits.

"Well now that's settled, I have two announcement to make. This first is one of you will no longer be "genin" from this moment on... But be my jounin helper!"

More like do all the dirty work while you watch. Or read.

Sakura stared at Sasuke with stars in her eyes. Sasuke and Sai looked at me.

"I am happy to introduce your second jounin-sensei... Namikaze Uzumaki Obito NARUTO!"

BOOM!

Like being shot of a party canon, a giant banner and strings of confetti proofed from behind Kakashi. I would've been touched if it weren't for the fact that its the same banner from when I first became jounin.

Congrats Naru-chan, You're Jounin! Again!

"Atleast he tried. "

"He just put again at the end."

"He tried. "

"And failed."

... Ignoreing my family in favor of a blank color palette Sakura. I think he broke her before I could.

"WHAAAAAAT!"

The world shook, I swear. I also might've lost my sense of hearing. I think everybody else did too.

"!"

"?!"


Four males clutched their bleeding ears and tried to stay close to the ground.

"Come on! I need those!" the blond yelled.

"What did you say?!"

"What?!"

"I can't hear anything!"

"WHAT!?"

Everyone was yelling with one another. Suddenly the former ANBU members signaled each other.

'She's loud!'

'Can we get rid of her now?'

'No Naru.'

Naruto scowled but signaled it again.

'Now?'

'Naru, you can't get rid of your students... Yes, even if the others agree.'

'I hate this already.'

Slowly the boys hearing came back. They all waited til all the ringing stop.


My head buzzed, especially since my parents were running around my mindscape. My Log, she has a set of lungs.

"Can everyone hear alright?"

We all nodded at our jounin superior.

"How can Baka be a jounin and not Sasuke-kun!? Sasuke-kun should be the jounin assistant, he's way more capable than him!"

Sasuke was the one who butted in.

"That's where your wrong,Haruno-san" he eyes asked me to reveal the truth. I nodded. "You see, Naruto graduated when he was 4 and was made jounin back he was 6 or 7 but because he doesn't interact with his age group, he sent to the academy to learn. He was told that he didn't need to actually do the work at school as his only job was to make some friends."

That wasn't a complete like but thing again I never did tell him the true purpose of me going to the academy. I simply nodded at the raven.

Sakura looked like she was going to rip her hair out.

"Hatake-sensei?" Sai called.

"Hmm"

"What is the second part of your announcement?"

"W- oh yes! Technically you're all not full genin yet!"

3... 2... 1...

"What!"

"God dammit Pinky!"

"Naruto!"


Next day at 6 am

I arrived early and waited for everyone to arrive to. Sai was the first after me, he how to me but didn't dare look me in the eye.

"Poor guy, I wouldn't either if I were in his shoes."

"So cute! He's even blushing!"

Maybe having Iruka-nii to explain sexual attracting was a bad idea...

"You did take him to the library and to the hospital first before going to Iruka-kun."

"And Miko-chan explained fully the birds and bees."

Yes but Danzo should've done this first! That Old coot, when I get my hands on him!

I shook my head, clearing it of those thoughts. It seemed while I was talking with my parents, Sasuke and the Howler (until I make the respectable kunoichi she should be that will be her new name... In my head) came and say down in front of me.

I waited I few seconds.

"Whelp, it seems that you're all here we ( by we, I mean you ) will make a plan of action for this test Kaka-nii has in store for us (you really). "

I gave them the biggest fake smile I could muster before winking and shunshining away. I watched them from atop a tree close by as they spoke amongst themselves. I could if I wanted to, but I didn't, listen in on them.

"They look like they're arguing."

"More like Sai and Sasuke are planning with Sakura agreeing to what ever Sasuke says but won't listen to Sai's ideas-"

And Sasuke repenting Sakura for not allowing Sai to place his input.

"Sakura doesn't even try to comment other than..."

Of course Sasuke, with that plan, we won't fail!

"Sai! Of course it'll work, its Sasuke's idea!"

"Your so amazing Sasuke, give me your babies!"

Looking at me Sasuke, I'll do anything for you!

OK, so maybe she didn't say those last two (out loud) but her records (AKA from my memories of her being my classmate *shivers* suppressing those now) show that it is very plausible for the first two.

We all waited for a few more hours when finally Kakashi showed up. I literally popped next to them about half hour ago and made some small talked with them as we waited. I got bored watching them but even I got annoyed when he came later then he should have.

"Hello~ my cute little genin and helper!"

"You're late!"

This time all tell at him with anger in our eyes. Hey, I just remembered I never did my revenge for him making me late!

He let us calm down before explaining the test and rules to us before starting. I wanted nothing more to smash his head and was thinking of ways to do when Sakura spoke up.

"Ano, sensei, what will Naruto-baka, I mean, Naruto-senpai be doing durning the duration of the test!"

Hmm... I should get rid of her first, then Kakashi!

"Naru-hime will be here, tied to this stump! That will be your second objective, I have taken this princess here as a hostage, not only do you have to retrieve my bells (they are substitute for your "mission's" important items) but save your "client", isn't this neat! You have three hours!"

He set up the timer while placing a diamond tiara on my head and thing me to the middle log post. I rolled my eyes but I needed to play the part so just to annoy him I henged into a female version of myself wearing an orange ball gown. He glared at me with his one eye. I merely grinned at him.

"Alright, you three! Come at me with the intent to kill... BEGIN!"

Yes, nii-san, let the games begin!


I repeat! Vote Now who you want to see paired together. I wrote this story up to the chuunin exams but after that I simply got stuck, I didn't have any pairings in mind other than the already established ones (like the parents of the teams) and an implied KakaIru. Up until that point, making a pairing (let alone a MalexNaru) for this story never crossed my mind. Once the exams were over i was stuck on how to proceed with it.

After the Chuunin (this isn't spoiler just actual canon but to fit with my plot) exams, Naruto loses the one real adult in his life that he can view as a parent that wasn't trapped in a seal on his stomache or Fourteen years older who has no idea how to raise a child, so any case he goes into a dpression type phase. This is where I got stuck on, I don't know to pull him out of, since his seal will out of wack by Orochimaru so he can't come into contact with his parents or Kurama, and he (this is where my story diverges from canon in this arc) wouldn't willingly come within a hundred feet of Jiraiya. He will need someone to lean on and not only get him out of depression but reconcile with his godfather and by extension fix his seal. That is what I am planning at least but I need that someone! I want a CLEAR WINNER by the time I get to the that arc in the story so please vote, but explain if that someone isn't from the most common place (AKA Konoha), so if he isn't Kiba, Shino, Lee, Niji, or SHIKAMARU *cough*please explain how and why for your pairing. You can ask for any pairing as well but I'm only looking those paired with Naru for a while as I like messing with him.

PM me or Rewiew... I do not have a poll for this but if you a guys that might help then i make one BUT only if you ask me to and place a vote while your at it.(Three Reviews seem reasonable for that!) Also, every few chapters i will make these Flashback/ Deleted/ Offstage/ Missing Content scenes to maybe fix some plot holes I may have.

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Shikamaru-2

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Please note that Sasuke will not be a Candidate for Naruto. I am in fact a huge SasuNaru fan but form the very beginning, i didn't want that here as my third one would contain (albeit very later in that one) and they were raised to view eacthother as brothers, regardless of what you want he is NOT a CHOICE! Got it? Good.

If you didn't read the top then I will say it again. I have other stories to write so the next chapter will take awhile as I well focus on them for now so I really don't know when I update next chapter. So while you wait, Review what you want to say about this, predictions of the next chapters, or ask me what side story you want to hear in the Omake scenes.

Ja~Ne, Niji! (or is it Je-ne?)

P.S. For that guy going around and telling other writer to go kill themselves, you are not welcome here! I may allow my readers to tell their opinions whether good or bad but i do NOT tolerate bullies like those and I will try my best to report it. The other might not do something about as I seen three times this year alone and that was before my birthday at the beginning of March! You can go Off yourself too!

P.S.S or P.P.S I feel like I'm on some kind of internal schedule since this time last year, i posted the Third chapter of my THIRD story. This is my SIXTH! *SQUEEEEALLLLLLLL!*