Dipper Pines sat with his sister as she lit the candles, they illuminating the dark room, brightening the bright blue of their show outfits. Although they finished up all their show times today, they decided it'd be proper attire for demon summoning. "What must we recite again, dear brother?"

Dipper gripped the journal, smiling as he did so. "It's in here. We'll say it from here when you finish the presentation, of course. I thought you knew," he said, raising his eyebrows as he read the scripture.

"As if," Mabel replied, lighting the last candle. She grinned at her work. The preteen glanced back at her sibling, smug as ever. "You couldn't do as good as this if you tried."

"Are you challenging the one of us who got the book in the first place from that kid?" Dipper retorted, rolling his eyes at his sister's ignorance of his hard work. He did a lot, and she disregarded it all the time.

"You mean Gideon? The one I had to date to get the book? Oh, right, you wouldn't know that because you didn't have to! He wouldn't have trusted us if it weren't for me!"

Dipper groaned, but his anger cooled down into delight at the sight of the page he was looking for - Bill Cipher's. "Well, are we gonna summon? Or are going to argue, sister? Your choice."

"Summon," Mabel mumbled, getting from her knees and taking her brother's hand, pulling him up as well.

Dipper smiled, Mabel taking the same suit, the perfectly straight, white teeth shining in the bleak darkness. "You ready?" His twin nodded her head, and they began their chant, perfectly done with no trip ups or voice cracks.

A triangular portal appeared, light blue magic surrounding it. It grew larger until it revealed a very sad looking, tall young man with crazy white-ish blue-ish blonde hair. He wore a sweater with a bowtie sewn on, and a pair of black slacks with dress shoes. He also wore a black top hat on his head as well, seemingly odd for the outfit, but this went unnoticed, as the Pines twins wanted a deal, and a deal they would get.

"Your name's Bill, right?" Dipper asked, outstretching his hand for the demon to shake. Bill's eyes grew wide at the boy in front of him, but his frown started to diminish.

Many thought flew through Bill's head as he reluctantly shook the boy's hand. He was really attractive, and the thought of him made Bill blush. "U-um, yes, my name is Bill, Bill Cipher. But please just call me Bill," he said shyly, breaking eye contact from Dipper, as it made him even more nervous.

"Aw, no need to be shy, we're not going to hurt you," Mabel said, grinning widely as she shook his hand, making Bill more suspicious of their kindness.

"What d-do you guys need from me? I make deals, i-if that's what you want." Bill glanced at Dipper, who quickly met his gaze, smirking.

'I think he has a crush on me,' Dipper thought, sending the message to his sister telepathically.

Mabel smirked as well. 'I wouldn't doubt it.'

"A deal is what we want, and coming from one with the power of telepathy, I'd say you might have a bit in you," Dipper flirted, looking at his sister, who grinned deviously. This demon would be fun to tease.

Bill blushed, looking at the ground. "I... I'm... Thanks," he said, "so what sort of deal do you want?"

"We want you to pull some threads and kill our little friend Gideon Gleeful. He's trying to prove our telepathy as wrong and is way too close discovering things about this town that he shouldn't. We must eliminate him," Mabel said, making a crushing motion with her fist.

"Kill... someone?"

"Yeah," Mabel said, raising her eyebrows, "that's what we want."

Bill frowned immensely, looking away from the girl. "I've never killed someone before... I... I don't know..."

"Wouldn't surprise me."

Dipper glared at his sister, but pretended to smile at Bill. 'I've got this.' The boy kept his perfect smile on, his eyes meeting with the demon's. "We can kill him ourselves, we just don't want to be caught. If you're not comfortable with murdering, then that's perfectly fine. What is your expertise? I bet you're good at a lot."

Bill's face went red, and he stared at his feet once more. "I... I manipulate dreams... and memories, and I live in this place I made called the Mindscape, but it's really lonely without anyone... so I watch this town, waiting to be summoned by someone. I... I just really don't like being alone," he explained, his face still visually red.

"That's sounds like a great thing to me," Dipper said, glancing back at his sister, holding in a snicker. This had to be by far one of the most emotionally afflicted demons he'd ever met. Dipper gripped Bill's shoulder, smiling sweetly. "Don't worry, you have us now. Anyway, how about that deal? Do you mind removing the memories of Gideon Gleeful? I'd rather murder him myself, and brutally."

Bill smiled ever so slightly. "I... I guess so, if you promise n-not to abandon me afterwards. I really don't like being lonely."

"It's a deal," Dipper said, agreeing, as he shook the demon's hand, smiling his perfect smile once more. "After all, you seem like a pretty cool demon, after all."

Bill glanced at his feet, but looked up to see Mabel with her hand outstretched. "Are we gonna seal the deal or what?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. Bill quickly nodded his head, shaking her hand, the same light blue magic from earlier gently wrapping around the twins, then dissipating with a sparkle.

"I'll be seeing you guys soon," Bill said meekly, tipping his hat off ever so slightly. A portal appeared behind him and he went to step in, but he was grabbed by the collar of his shirt and pulled around to see Dipper. "H-hi, Pine Tree," he said, fearful for his eternal life.

"Meet us back here when we've killed him, got it?"

Bill nodded his head, blushing at how close the boy was. Their noses were almost touching, and if he had the courage to kiss him, he would have. The thought of that made him blush even more. Dipper released him, smiling. "See you later," Bill said, and with a wave of his hand, he disappeared, the portal closing behind him.

Dipper did have to admit, Bill was pretty cute.

I love this AU so bad it's not even funny. Review and I'll love you readers more than I already do~!

Love,

Jackie