Chapter 2 - Annoyance From Hell

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Chapter 2 - Scapegoat Draco

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Chapter 2 - HERMY-GIRL! HERE I COME!

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Poke.

Tonks rolled over and snored some more.

Poke. Poke.

Tonks groaned and swatted at the hand.

"Go 'way R'mus. Don't wanna get up."

Poke.

"Aww! Poke. Who's Remus? Poke. You got a boyfriend! Poke. I'm telling mom! Poke."

Tonks was awake. She saw Annoyance poking her in the side, and rambling on about her having a boyfriend. All of a sudden he fell forward and started snoring.

"Sleeping pills do wonders don't they?" Rune asked. Tonks agreed.

((PAUSE))

"You do realize that ChibiUsa isn't supposed to show up yet, right?" Haruka asked. Rune sweat drops.

"Uh…DRACO! You have got to stop calling Sailor Uranus, Sailor Butt!"

"WHAT!" Haruka and Ron yelled before ganging up on Draco.

"But I didn't do anything!"

"Except for being my scapegoat," Rune snickered to herself.

((PLAY))

"Oh dear," Tonks deadpanned, "I found a floppy disk. Hermione must have dropped it. What ever should I do?"

"You should go buy me food, because I'm hungry," Crookshanks said, "And…HEY! Since when can I talk! I'm going to find my owner, and get her to feed me."

"But you're supposed to be my cat!" Tonks whined.

"And? Hermy-girl feeds me. And not that crappy stuff outta the can either. REAL FOOD! HERMY-GIRL HERE I COME!" Crookshanks ran off.

"Dammit!" Rune yelled, "Get your sorry cat fur covered ass back here you stupid cat!" Crookshanks didn't come back.

"DAMMIT!"

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Tonks - Usagi

Annoyance - Shingo

Rune - ChibiUsa