The sippy cup game
Sanji continued to sit on Zoro's lap because, the crew joked a bit to him, it never stated he had a time limit. So by order of Nami he was forced to stay which quickly the crew decided it would be an interesting new rule.
"Do I have to roll again?" Luffy complained after five minutes of waiting for Nami to stop squealing like… well Luffy wasn't sure but it scared him a bit at how she was enjoying the obvious embarrassing situation her nakama were in.
"Yes." Zoro had his head again on Sanji's shoulder as he still tried to control his breathing from every move Sanji made on his lap, though it didn't help when Nami had stated that Sanji really wasn't straddling Zoro correctly and the cook had moved to that both of their chest were touching.
"Okay, fine." Luffy picked up the dice and dropped it onto the table where it spun on it axes towards the sippy cup. Finally it stopped at eight and all looked up to see Franky raising a brow and looking at Sanji's own cards on the far counter.
The walk was more of two giant leaps of fear towards the other side of the kitchen with a jumping skid to the counter where Sanji's card where before the card Franky has picked was swiped up into Franky's giant hand. He read over it in silence before grinning shouting out how 'Supaaa' this would be.
Instantly the crew looked around hoping that they were not the one who was picked, Sanji shifting on Zoro lap making him growl out for the shitty cook to quit it. Slowly Franky began to cry as he grabbed one of Sanji's clean rags from a draw and walked over to Sanji and Zoro before began bawling.
"Cook bro!" instantly Zoro began to curse the cook as he fidgeted in Zoro's lap. "Will you go on-." A deep throated moan left Zoro as his grip on Sanji's hips tightened to try and quell the frantic fussing yet it seemed to only increase it as Sanji tried to get out of the two uncomfortable situations.
"Will you go on a date-." Again Zoro moaned and the crew couldn't help but laugh as he looked at Franky to snap out that he had to hurry and finish what he was saying and stop pausing when the shitty assed cook would rile the first mates up.
Again the crew just laughed a bit more before Franky gripped Sanji's hand a smile on his face while still crying over how he wanted to date Sanji soon and hoping that the cook would also agree. The crew waited for Sanji's reply as Franky had dropped to his knees still bawling with Zoro's own moan coming from the background muffled by Sanji's clothing.
"Uh, I-I suppose I c-can do it…." Sanji blushed as Zoro said something low causing Sanji to blink and move his mouth like a fish out of water. "No." the crew gave disheartened sighs before Franky stood up muttering about how cold the reply was and took longer to sit down his head hanging.
"Ah, do not worry, Franky san, I believe your rejection has to do with Zoro's current condition." Franky looked up to nod when Zoro wrapped his hands fully around the cook possessively.
"It seems dear swordsman san is becoming a little possessive of this situation he and Cook san are in." Robin chuckled as Franky reached over grapping the dice and almost tipping over the sippy cup, which was glaring at Zoro and Sanji for not being scared of it.
"Okay the next person to do something is-." Franky gave the dice a hard shack and let it go soaring through the air and falling into Brooks opened mouth before landing on his hands resting on the table.
"Yohohohoho!" Brook exclaimed holding it up the number to look at. "If it would have landed in my eyes it would be called snake eyes! Yohohohoh!"
Luffy stood up stretching to his number and he grinned as he stood up and walked behind Franky to grab a card for himself. The time was stressful; some were watching Zoro nuzzle Sanji's neck while Sanji seemed to move in short thrusting motions in the green haired lap.
"Eh?" Luffy tilted his head to look at Franky. "hehe." Franky blinked before Luffy jumped into the cyborgs lap staring out at everyone while the back of his head was against Franky's left shoulder.
"Haha, I got someone sitting on my lap also, SUPAA!" the crew busted into small fits as Luffy stretched grabbing the die and rolling for the next person's … cough… torment.
"SANJI!" Luffy stretched back hitting Franky on his metal nose, though the cyborg didn't flinch like everyone else watching did.
Sanji turned to look at the crew before his eyes widened and he jumped out of Zoro's lose grip causing said person to look up surprised until he realized what had been going on.
"Oh, uh…" Sanji blushed trying to hid the bulge in his pants while leaning over the table and picking a card from Luffy's pile. When he looked at the card he stood up kicking a bit as Zoro's chair as he took a few mental breathers to hopefully calm down enough.
"Okay, ready." Sanji turned, his face holding no emotions, before walking over to Brook with the skulls mouth set in an 'o' wondering what was going to happen. The tone that came out was so monotone voice, "I want to screw you to the ground."
The whole room went silent before Zoro stood up in his boxers and ripped the card out of Sanji's hand and read the content that Sanji had read only five minutes before.
"It really says… holy shit, you just said that to…"
"Yohohohoho! I'm afraid I can't help with your request… I'm all bones!" the crew fell to their hands and knees to laugh while he finished this off with a fantastic. "Skull joke!"
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